“we hve none and we r not going to have any”
“Why?”
“Since genarations infertility runs in our family”
“Who goes on untneruupted the audience being disinterested?”
“TeACHEr”
“For years,I was unable to find where my husband spends his evenings”
“Then how did u come 2 know?”
“I reached home early yesterday and found him there!”
Wife:Oh!Look at the lovely couple kissing,Why dont u too?
Husband:But I dont know her!
When a hollywood actress was asked by passport clerk,”Occupation?”
“Movie opera………….”
“Married Or Not”
“Sometimes………………”
Nitin:I never drink tea in the office
Tom:Why?
Nitin:I cn;t sleep thereafter !!
Teacher to Jay:When was Akbar born?
Jay:I dont know…..
Teacher:Look up in the book and tell me.
Jay:It says Akbar(1542-1605)
Teacher:Why didn’t u see it.
Jay:I thought it was his cell number!
Teacher:Why r u so late.
Chotu:Well,it was written’;School ahead,go slow”
APUN KA JOKES
Posted in Humour.
– April 2, 2007
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Wonderful…………
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Had some laugh……..
good joke,,, i read it first time
funny..hahahehehaha…….
goooooood !!!!!
saahi hai Yaar! mazza aa gaya
cool jokes:)
good one buddy…very funny.
hahaha….funny jokes …enjoyed :))
good ones especially the last two ones…
bhishan purano.
Akbar’’s one o.k.
anyway…
Hey it was good….different from the picture……
very sweet
Hi Mr.Promit Banerjee,
Your post shows that you have enough sense of humour.
lovely..
that was good….:))))