ME BACK WID MAH JOKES

HI,,FRNDS ME BACK AFTR A LONG LONG TIM WID MY FRESH COLLECTION OF JOKES,,WISH U ‘LL HV FUN

“Mummy,how was I born?”asked s ten year old girl

“Dear, a fairy delivered you,”replied the smart mother

“How about you?”

“I came from God’s home”

“From God’s home?”

“And Dad?”

“Grandpa bought him”

“Isn’t it surprising?” asked the girl and further added,”No one is born NATURALLY in our house !!!!”"”

“”Mummy, is our new maidservant’s name Darling??”"

“No, why?”

“While you were out shopping,I overheard dad calling her by tht name”"”"”

Wife : Oh! Look at that lovely-dovely couple kissing.Why don’t you too……..?”

Husband : But, But,,,I don’t even know her !!!

Vijay ; I never drink tea in the office

Rajesh : Why dost??

Vijay ; I can’t sleep there after….;)

“”Brother, see the quirk of fate”

“Why?”

“Once I used to hunt tigers,lions,panthers”

“And now??”"

” I sell mosquito repellent”

A boy…Adressing to his lady love

“—You are very very cute

—You are chooooo sweet

—You are so intelligent,,my jaan

—You are very very Sexy……(in my Dreams)

AND I??

LIAR no.1

Teacher:”Which animal does not fear a tiger?

student : “tigress”" ;)))