FORGOT TO LAUGH…HUM YAAD DILAYENGE

”For yEaRs,I was UnAble tO find 0uT where my husbands spends his EVeniNgS ? “

” Then hOw did u come To KNow???”"

” I reached Home early yesterday & FOund him dere”

Bihari Babu : Yaar,,MAmta ji has increased the fares and YOU are happY??

BANGALI BABU : aree babu..i used to save twenty rupees on not buying the ticket……………not it will be twenty threee!!

HUSBAND: TAKE THIS BIWI…I HAVE BROUGHT SOME GARMA-GARAM SAMOSAS..JALEBISS…AND SWEETSS….

WIFE : BUT WHY DID YOU BRING THEM.. I PHONED YOU NA..THE TRAIN IS CANCELLED ANY MY PARENTS ARE NOT GOING TO COMEE..

HUSBAND: AREEE BIWI USSI KHUSI MAIN TOH LAYAA HUN..!!

GUESS!!!WHO GETS PAID FOR DOING NO WORK DURING THE DAY..??

AREE……NIGHT WATCHMAN!!!

ANIL: YAAR..I BROUGHT A NEW HEARING AID TODAY..

RAJ : ABBE YAAR…CAN U HEAR PROPERLY NOW?

ANIL : YAA..SASHTE MAIN MIL GAYA…ONLY RS.1800…

OUTSIDE A BEAUTY PARLOUR:DONT BLOW WHISTLES AT ANY BEAUTIFUL LADY STEPPING OUT OF OUR PARLOUR….SHE MIGHT BE UR GRANDMAA…

YAAR EK BAAT BATAO..”IF LOVE IS BLIND THEN WHAT IS MARRIAGE??”

SIMPLE….”OPERATION OF YOUR EYES!!”"

YAAR,WHAT IS THE ADVANTAGE OF BEING POOR??

HMM..WHATS THAT???

ABBE YAAR..YOU ALWAYS STAY AWAY FROM THE DOCTOR..AND THE DOCTOR STAYSS AWAY FRM YOU…:)

FOREIGNER IN THE AUDIENCE..:THE LEADER OF YOUR COUNTRY GAVE A PREETY LONG SPEECH…!!

COUNTRYMEN : AREE KYA BABU??KAUN LEADER??ITZ THE SOUND ENGINEER TESTING THE AUDIO SYSTEM…

:):):):))

KAISA LAGA??

ACHHA YA FIR VRYY BAD?

PLZZ TELL