Once the famous dramatist George Bernard Shaw’s play was being staged.He invited Sir Winston Churchill to watch the play.As a matter of courtesy, he sent a note saying,”One ticket for you and the second one for your friend,if you have one indeed!”
Churchill sent him a rejoinder stating,”Due to pressing engagements,I will not be able to attend the show.Hence, please excuse.If you send tickets for the second show of your play then i will surely come,if it ever runs for the second time!”
Name a thing which we use more and it saharpens more?
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Name a animal which does not fear a tiger.
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Posted in Philosophy.
– March 11, 2007
A COOL STORY
A MAN VERY TIRED AFTR A LONG WALK TOOK SHELTER AT A MONKS HOUSE.
THE MONK GAVE HIM GOOD FOOD.
AT MIDNIGHT HE HEARD A VERY STRANGE SOUND.
IN THE DAWN HE ASKED THE MONK ABOUT THE SOUND.
THE MONK TOLD HIM THAT HE HAS TO PROVE HIMSELF TO BE A GOOD MONK TO KNOW THE REASON.
THE MAN ASKED WHAT HE HAS TO DO TO PROVE THAT.
THE MONK REPLIED THAT HE HAS TO GO ALL AROUND THE GLOBE AND TELL HIM THE NUMBER OF PEBBLES,STONES,GRASSES.
THE MAN RETURNED AFTER 65 YEARS DOING THAT.
THE MONK NOW TOLD HIM THE REASON.
BUT I CAN’T TELL YOU NTHE REASON
BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A MONK.
Posted in Writing.
– March 9, 2007
FOR MATHS & LOGIC LOVERS
SOMEONE AT A PARTY INTRODUCES YOU TO YOUR MOTHER’S ONLY SISTER’S HUSBAND’S SISTER IN LAW.HE HAS NO BROTHERS.WHAT WOULD U CALL THIS LADY
HOW MUCH DIRT IS IN A HOLE 5655655486558999 METRES WIDE,58866886539997895695 METRES DEEP AND 998989898998 METRES LONG
FIND ANSWER IN NEXT BLOG OR BY MAILING ME.
Posted in MATHS.
– March 9, 2007
