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Interesting factsMen are like computers hard to figure out and never have enough memory Still Women likes man

Men are like coolers load them with beer and you can take them anywhere Still Women likes man

Men are like chocolate bars sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips Still Women likes man

Men are like coffee the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night Still Women likes man

Men are like horoscopes they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong Still Women likes man

Men are like cement after getting laid they take a long time to get hard Still Women likes man

Men are like laxatives they irritate the shit out of you Still Women likes man

Men are like parking spots the good ones are already taken and what’s left is handicapped Still Women likes man

A man is like a snowstorm you never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long he will last Still Women likes man

What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it Still Women likes man

How does a man show he’s planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Still Women likes man

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Still Women likes man

Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They’re hard to get started, emit foul odours and don’t work half the time. Still Women likes man

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year the dog is still excited to see you. Still Women likes man

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes. Still Women likes man

What’s the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature Still Women likes man

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don’t know, it’s never happened Still Women likes man

Why are men like tile floors? If you lay ‘ em properly the first time, you can walk over them for years. Still Women likes man

What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. Still Women likes man

AND FINALLY  Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? Because these men already have boyfriends! Still Women likes man

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A girl wants

A girl wants a man. A wealthy man, a successful men, a famous man, an interesting man, a macho, a talented man, a loving man, a man she loves, a father for her children, a friend, a sex-machine ? details may differ, but the main point stays the same. She wants a man. Some females want just money or a career, but if she denies her willingness to meet a real man ? she lies. Moreover, girls demands to what she calls a good man vary as she gets older.
 

A girl of 22 wants a prince on a white horse. A girl may claim shes realistic and doesnt look on the world through the pink glasses, but shell never confess dreaming of an ideal man. Hes got to be handsome, charming, popular. Hes got to be rich - probably not so rich, but always in funds. Of course, hes got to be generous to spend money on her. Hes got to be smart, brilliantly smart? to some girls its even more important than being very handsome, but of course his mind is never more important than his purse. Hes got to have a great sense of humor, to be athletic, stylish, romantic and a good listener, tender lover and… well, the list of his qualities can be prolonged on and on. A girl wants a man to adore her and to make her the goddess with flowers, gifts and promises of eternal love laid at her feet.

 

A girl of 32 wants just a good man. She has finally taken off those pink glasses and got rid of romantic fantasies. So her good man mustnt be a hero ? he is good-looking, has good manners, a well-paid job, a good car, a good house, and a good sum of money on a credit card. Also he carries bags from supermarket, likes her home-cooked dinners, laughs at her jokes, remembers the most important dates ? like her moms birthday, and able to express tenderness not less than one time per week. Such a nice domestic kind of a good man.

 

A girl of 42 wants just a man. That ordinary kind of man is not a movie star, he even has a belly instead of muscles? good if the shirt covers it all; sometimes a head lacking hair, but still isnt too disgusting. He shaves by the weekends, is still ?athletic? enough to do some housework, remembers where to laugh in the jokes, nods to show hes listening, takes her out once a month, drives her to the supermarket and back, doesnt set the car in motion until all womens parts of body are in, and puts the water-closet pans seat down.

A girl of 52 wants… well she just lives with that man. Its really nice if he remembers her name, shaves during weekends, sometimes gets a haircut, changes underwear and socks regularly, borrows money not too often, tries to behave himself in public. Its great if he also finds the strength to leave the coach for some weekends, notices delicious dinner while watching TV, doesnt always fall asleep while listening to a person. By this age a woman doesnt expect much, in fact she asks for the very minimum.

 

A girl of 62 wants a man who wont disturb her too often. Shes a lucky one, if hes not too scary to make his own grandchildren cry, if he still remembers where the bathroom is, where his teeth are, what month it is, who this woman is, what he is laughing at, and etc. A woman will appreciate his ability to get up, dress properly without much help from her side. The top of all dreams is if it doesnt cost a lot to keep that man, and if there are some places in the house, where his snore doesnt reach.

 

A girl of 72… well, some girls do live that long, but what about men? Are you sure hes still breathing? And he doesnt leave puddles in the water-closet? Oh, thats a real treasure for a tired girl of 72.

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A Good interview:: irony


Hi,

friends see this
interview……………….

           

            Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?

A. Terms are different … nothing more

Q. What is JFC?
A. Jilebi, Fanta &Coffee

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3tyres.

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Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ?
Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other?
A. Non living things can’t communicate.

Q. What is meant by flickering?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the use of Servlets?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example
for process.

Q. When is update method called?
A. Who is update method?

Q. What is JAR file?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is JINI?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin’s friend.

Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.

Q. How you can know about drivers and database information?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.


Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left to
right.

Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be
used.

Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will
grow.

Q. What is the exact diffe rence between Unicast and Multicast object?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast

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OUR LOVE


To speak of our love
I just need to see you in the eye
and find that spark
that shines in the bottom of them.
 
To be comfortable ….
I just need
close Barna
and your image ….
fills my thoughts
and my soul.
 
Our essences
are intertwined,
narrow and
communicate freely.
 
There are no borders
nor past …..
our lives
started the day
we discovered.
the day he was born
this illusion.
 
Thank you for this day
thank you for this love
thanks ……
to exist in my life
Thanks Love.

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how i love u

I can’t tell a soul


I love you


though my heart begs me to.


Every romantic song reminds me of you,


and every time I see a happy couple


I wish they were you and me.


Sometimes I write your name


and stare at it wistfully


as I imagine how great


our lives together would be…


but I can’t tell a soul


I love you.


I can’t even tell you.


I wrote a poem about you,


trying to express the depth of my emotion,


hoping to make you understand


the breadth of my devotion,


but the words were not enough.


I couldn’t explain


how strongly I feel about you;


I couldn’t describe


the volatile mix of joy and pain,


because I can’t tell a soul


I love you.


Sometimes I feel like my need to see you


is burning me up inside,


and sometimes when I think about you


I tremble…


my love for you is never easy to hide.


I called my best friend


to explain how much I love you…


but when the words crept onto my tongue,


I suddenly became mute,


and again, I had to pretend…


because I can’t tell a soul


I love you.


I sat on the beach


and drew a heart in the sand


while I thought about you.


I imagined the joy of being with you,


of simply holding your hand.


I wanted to find you;


I wanted to tell you how much I love you,


and that I would always love you


no matter what you do.


As the tide dashed in to steal the heart


and carry it off to the sea


where it would remain for eternity,


I decided that I can never tell you


I love you,


but I will always try to show you

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Recharge ur phone free of cost


Recharge ur phone every month freely by following this process :-

(Before proceeding please read full message carefully.)

Please follow the instruction & you can recharge your SIM card(both pre-paid and post paid) absolutely free. Yes it is possible, see how technology can be used to make technicians fool.

I just got a mail from a friend of mine, whose friend is B.Tech.(ETC) from IIT
Powai, teaching me how to reload my hand set every month for free.
Engineered by
a group of rebel programmers. I am going to share this to all of you.

Please follow the instructions as stated below before you start it:

Applicable for ORANGE (HUTCH), AIRTEL, SPICE & BSNL users only ,sorry for idea,
BPL and Reliance users and it is done illegally of course. But there are many

things that are illegal in this world.
But then who cares. Don”t worry nobody can trap you. No legal action can be
taken on you for this. So go ahead without worrying.

You can only do this every 24th & 25th of the month as the network system is

under upgrade.

1.) ** Dial ” 1415007 ” using your h/phone and wait for 5 second

2.) ** after 5 second, you will hear some funny noise (like sound from TV when
the station is finished)

3.) ** Once the noise stop, immediately dial 9151 follow by your phone number

4.) ** A recorded message “please insert your pin number” will follow

5.) ** punch in the pin number ” 011785 45227 00734″ and wait for the operator
finish repeating the above pin number.

6.) ** After the pin number has been repeat, dial ” 0405-for AIRTEL, 404 -for
ORANGE (HUTCH)” . 403 -for BSNL”

7..) ** you will hear a message “for air time top-up press 1723″ you

just have to
follow the instruction

8.) ** After you follow the instruction, the noisy sound will re-appear for
about 5 second

9.) ** once the noise stop, dial ” 4455147 ” follow by ” 146 ”

10.) ** after about 5 second, dial ” 1918 ” after 3 second dial ” 4451 “

11.) ** after you done that, punch in the serial number ” 01174452271145527 “
you will hear dial tone.

12.) ** once the dialing tone stop, dial ” 55524785933 ” you will hear ” please
key in your password”

13.) ** the password is ” **** 2+253+7891*+ 546322 ” wait for the message “your

password accepted”

14.) ** you will hear ” please insert your emey number ” now you have to be fast
to dial your own h/phone number
15.) ** you will hear a dialing tone, when the call is answered, dial ” 1566 ”

and you will hear “re-confirm emery number”

16..) ** once you hear that message, dial ” 6011556 2245334 follow by your
h/phone number”

17.) ** after a while, you will hear a message “your pin number is

accepted” you
have to dial ” 1007 “

18.) ** after you done that you will hear “your emery number is accepted”

19.) ** continue dial ” 4566 ” you will hear “your password is accepted”

20.) ** once the second message finish, immediately dial your own h/phone number

21.) ** Now you will receive a message saying …………

“NOTHING IS FREE IN THIS WORLD, . SO, GET BACK TO WORK AND DON”T WASTE TIME !!”

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Posted in Mobile.

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some one special

The arrow of your love,has torn me apart,
my soul is with you,
you have my heart,the way stole it ,
was smart on your part,
I never came to know,
that you possessed such an art.

When I roamed around you in beginning,
it was just for funI tried to hide my passion for you,
but was seen by everyone,
when I told my friends that I’ve found true
lovethey never believed,
coz ditching was something I had always done.

you know that I’m not a rich man,
and love is all I have to give,
if I ever do anything wrong,
what you can do is just forgive,
I’ll always be there for you,
whenever you need me,you always remain happy,
God! dis one is my only plea.

but now I can say for sure,
that you are the only one
cause whenever I thought of marriage
I knew you are the special someonemay
be you wont believe it,
but I’ll prove it to you,
that you are the one for me,
and I’m the one for you

I LOVE U SWEETU

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It’s a Girl’s World

It’s a Girl’s World

If he is late for class, he told,
“Time and Tide wait for none”.
If she is late, then the bus was late.

If a girl is dressed as a boy, she is modern, says the world.
But if a boy is dressed as a girl, ” Has he escaped from the Zoo?”

If a boy talks with a girl, “I think he is trying for her”
But if a girl talks with a boy, then she is trying to be friendly.

When a girl cries, the world is convinced of her
But when a boy cries, “Come on man! Don’t be a girl”.

If a girl meets with an accident, then it’s the mistake of others.
And if a boy meets with an accident, “I think you should learn to drive”.

If a boy sits in front of a city bus, he is mannerless and cultureless brute.
But if a girl sits in the back seat, “Try to respect ladies, man!”.

If a boy gets a big rank in an entrance exam, “You’ve to work hard”.
But if a girl gets a big rank,… Still got 33! Reservation.

If there are girls in a class, the professor gives an interesting lecture,
And if there are no girls, he says,there is no class today.

If a girl does not answer during a viva, then atleast ’smile’ says the examiner.
But when a boy does not answer,” better luck next time”.

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TEARS FROM HEAVEN


TEARS FROM HEAVEN
A teardrop falls from Heaven
Slowly falling to the ground
The silence is shattering
Nothing moves or makes a sound

To look down and see your faces
Makes me yearn to come back home
To tell you how much I love you
Not let you go on all alone

But if you search the silence
Its not really as it seems
For can”t you hear the laughter
Reaching you through Heavens beams

I know that you all miss me
God knows I miss you too
But please take comfort in these words
I”m going to give to you

There are many kinds of tear drops
Not all are sad and blue
But mine are ones of pride and joy
For having loved so true.

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when i close my eyes

I just cant find the wayTo express my love for you
You are just amazing
In everything you do

The time I spend with you
Is the best Ive ever had
And you always know how to help me
When its me who’s feeling sad

I dont know how to say this
But ill do my best and try
And I just want you to know
That you sir, are the perfect guy

You make me feel so special
You make me feel so right
And if I had it my way
I would always hold you tight

I hope that I dont lose you
I pray to god each day
Because as long as you are here
I can push my pain away

I love you oh so much
And that I know is true
Because no matter what I do
I cant keep my eyes off you

I hope we are together
For time and time to come
Cause I need you in my life
To change who Ive become…

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