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SMS COLLECTION PART 2

hi pals, how are you thankx for your reply.to my last post now with new ones i am back.

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SMS Collection Part 2.
read and enjoy.
HAVE PATIENCE TO READ THEM AS I HAVENT EDITED THEM
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Aaj Ka Sawal..

Mohabbat Ho
Jati Hai Ya
Karni Padti Hai ?
.
.
Very Simple..

Ladki
Khubsurat
Ho
To
Ho
Jati
Hai,

Aur

Agar
Amir
Ho
To
Karni
Pa dti
Hai..

 Patni- Jante ho maine 20 somwar ke upwas kiye tab jakar tumhein paya hai.
Pati- Ye sab nahi karti to kya hota.
Patni- Tumse bhi koi gaya guzara milta !!

AAJ Ni Chokrio Ne Ekaj Problem
Dhoti Wala Gamta Nathi
Jeans Wala sara hota nathi
N.R.I. malta nathi

ane mara jeva Sidha Chokraao Prem Ma Padta Nathi  
 

EK BAT BOLU

NaraaZ mat hona

Bol du
Soch lo

Mai

TumsE

Bahoth

PyaaR

se keh rha hu sMs kar do nahi toh.
Agar ap ko koi b meri baat ya koi sms bura lage ho to
aap ko ye pura haq hai k aap apna mobile jorse diwar par mar de

tum kutte the

tum kutte ho

tum kutte rahoge

tumhari soch kutte jaisi hai

tumhari aane waali nasl bhi kutte ki hogi

ye keh ke kutiya kutte se gussa hokar chali gayi :)

aap kya soch rahe hai ??
 Sardar selling perachute :Plan se kudo button dabaao aur aap zameen
per safely land….?
Customer :Agar parachut na khula to ?
Sardar :Oh Ji Paise wapas……. samje
 
 
Salesman- Cockroch ke Liye Powder Loge Kya?
Santa – Itna Laad Pyar acha nahi,
Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Lipstick  Mangega. 
 
 
Just go to hell

yes you

u only !

because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.! 
 
if
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?

before scrollin think.

answer is 1
Remember 5=1
 always smile…

u knw y?

coz-

“haso !!

jiyo !!

muskuraao !!

kya pata…

KAL TUMHARE ‘daant’ HO NA HO !!
keep smiling always !!
 

sms kyu nahi kya
chalo kaan pakro

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uthak bethak karo

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saabash ab roz yaad karna warna fir yehi saza milegi .
 
 

No calls….
No SMS….
No misscall….
Kuchh bhi nahi bhejte ?
Kya hua ?
Zoo walo ne fir pakad liya kya

Ek sawal jo kar dega apki nind kharab!!
Shadi k pehle Dulhan ka baap Dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo Shadi ke baad le leta hai?.
Ans) Chain, sukh, neendh, khushi etc.
 
 Ma:beta khana khayega
Beta:nahi
Ma:beta chocolate khayega
Beta:nahi
Ma:beta icecream khayega
Beta:nahi

baap par gaya hai thappad hi khayega
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai

 
 1 Truck dusreTruck ko Rassi se bandh kar leja raha tha
Ye dekh ek aadmi Has-Has kar Lotpot ho gaya aur kahne laga: Ek Rassi ko le jane ke liye do doTruck
 

 

 
Khul k dilse milo to saza dete hain log,
Sache jazbat b thukra dete hai log,
dekh nahi sakta do insano ka milna,
baithe huwe do parindo ko b uda dete hai log.

 
Tanhai kisi ka intezar nahi karti,
Kismat kabhi bewafai nahi karti,
Unse dur hone ka asar hai warna,
Parchai kabhi jism par waar nahi karti.
 
Ajnabee shaher me ajnabee log,
meri tanhai par muskurate rahe,
main bahot der tak saheta raha,
aur wo mujhe baar-baar aajmate rahe.
 


HINDI SMS SERIES
PART 1

1) Aaj kal man karta hai ki
   main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekhkar
   sabke saamne ek
   K
   KI
   KIS
   KISS
   KISSA
   sunau bhoot waala.

2) Khoya khoya tha duniya ki raahon mein
   Tujhse milke hoon khoya teri nigaahon mein.

3) Namaskaar! Main aisa sms hoon jise
   MURKH parte hain
   GADHE reply dete hain
   PAAGAL store karte hain aur
   ULTAAKHOPRI delete karte hain.
   Which one are you?

4) Bahutgussahotahaija bkoibinaspacekem essagebhejtahai.
   Bahutgussahotahaija bkoiullusmspadta hai.

5) Jo asani se mile, woh hain GHUM
   Jo mushkil se mile, woh hain KHUSHI
   Jo kisi kisi ko mile, woh hain PYAAR
   Jo nasibwaalon ko mile, woh hain YAAR.

6) Abe pipal ke per ke sukhe paatte mein chhupa hua bhoot ke panje
   ke last ungli ke tute hue nakhun se behte hue khun ke bimar bacteria…. ..
   Kabhi to sms kar…..

7) Duniya mein nahi, hum dil mein rehte hain
   Tumse milne ko hum apna naseeb kehte hain
   Jisne bhi tumse dosti ki…
   Duniyawale usko khushnaseeb kehte hain.

8) Dosti ke phool har mausam mein khilte hai
   Dosti ke baadal har mausam mein baraste hai
   Hum sms bheje na bheje
   Har roz aapko yaad kiya karte hai.

9) Raat hui har shaam ke baad
   Tere yaad aayi har baat ke baad
   Maine khamosh rehkebhi suna
   Teri aawaaz aayi har saans ke baad.

10) Dove = Rs. 43
    Pears = Rs. 25
    Dettol = Rs. 22
    Cinthol = Rs. 19
    Lux = Rs. 15
    Medimix = Rs. 12
    Lifebuoy = Rs. 8
    Koi bhi lagaana
    Par kal zaroor nahaana

sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.
freind: pani ko ullu? woh kaise?
sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiya
aur thande pani se naha liya

 

Father: qutub minar kahan hai?
Son: pata nahi.
Father: kabhi ghar se bhi bahar nikla karo.
Son: jamil uncle koun hain?
Father pata nahi.
Son: kabhi ghar pe bhi ruka karo.

 

ants were taking bath and elephant jumped into pool.
ants go out of water. one ant climbed on to the back
of elephant, all ants cried ” dubo dubo k mar sale ko”.

 

sardar dukhi tha
kisi ne pocha kyon tension main ho?
sardar: yaar ek dost ko plastic surgry k liye 3 lakh diye tahe
ab main us ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon.

 

man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khirki
se kodh kar jaan dena chati hai.
manager: so .. sir what can i do?
Main: abey khirki nahi khul rahi.

 

Father beta ye lo 20 rupees mummy se mut kahna
k main nokrani k sath soya tha.
beta: dad aap bohat kanjos ho mummy pore 50 deti hain
jab woh driver k sath soti hain..

 

doctor to lady: kiya aap dilevery k waqat bache k baap ko
apne pass dekhna chati hain?
Lady: nahi un ko mere husband pasand nahi karte.

 

woh koun sa waqt hota hai jab bhai bhai ka nahi
beta baap ka nahi, maa beti ki nahi,
beta maa ka nahi hota?
answer: jab shadi main awaz ati hai khana khul gaya.

 

2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.
baji: abhi khananahi bana, baad main aana.
Faqir: mera number le lo,
 jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.
 

Evolution of man:
without shaadi spiderman
shaadi k din superman
shaadi k baad Gentleman
aur
B.V khobsurat hoto sari umar watchman.

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

 

Sardar sharab peeta ro raha tha.
Sharab wala : kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar : aur kiya karon? main jis larki ka naam bhulana
chata hoon. us ka naam yaad he nahi aa raha.

 

1 pathan pakistan ka flag lene gaya.
Shop wale ne usse flag diya.
pathan ne kuch pocha jis se soun k shop wala pagal hogaya.
Guess!
Pathan : is main aur color dekhao. :p

In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband was keep watching her.
wife : ab chaloge bhi ya
Hawa k aane ka intezar kar rahe karte raho gaye?

 

ek admi ki car se parrot takra k behosh hogaya.
admi parrot ko ghar le gaya pinjre main rakha aur khana diya.
parrot hosh se jaga aur bola jail?
car ka driver mar gaya kiya?

 

larka hum 25 bhean bhai hain.
larki : kiya aap k ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
larka : aaye tahe schol samjh k vapas chale gaye.

 

I asked Abhishek what is the difference between
old Umrao Jaan and new Umrao Jaan?
Abhishek: nayi wali se apni setting hai.
aur
old wali se papa ki.

 

ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua. woh udas hogaya.
2nd dost : yaar udas kyon ho?
Sardar: 20 saal baad beta hua tay “oh vi inna chota”

 

He: andar gaya?
She: haan gaya.
He: dukha kiya?
she: nahi zara bhi nahi,
He : aur ek bar,
She: ab is main dalo lekin thora tail laga k,
He: ye lo,
She: ahhhh…ouch. .oh is main thora dukha.
He: ab acha laga?
She: haan bohat bohat.
He: ok chote madam ka sandal pack kar do.

 

Judge: y do u want to divorce?
man: i m not satisfied with my wife.
is he right? judge sys,
wife: pura muhalla khush hai bas is kaminay ko he takleef hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Jo rishta kayam hai wo hum nibhege,

Nigaho se door rah kar bhi aapko chahege.

Pata nahi aap kiske sath ghar basayege,

Par hum aapka naam lete lete mar jayenge.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Zmana kitna kharaab ho gaya hai,

har sawaal ka ulta jawaab ho gaya hai.

Na call na miss call na hi sms ka jawab,

har koi mobile rakh k NAWAB ho gaya hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

In palko ko tere didar ki pyaas hai,

Tu dur nhi paas hai.

Ruke ruke ye pal najane kyo udas hai,

Tujpe toh bahut per khudpe nhi vishwas hai.

Kaisa ye ehsas hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

When a person can find

sorrow behind ur smile,

words behind ur silence,

love behind ur anger,

u can believe that person

is ur true friend.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Today wrap a rainbow of Joy in ur heart,

let d sun paint a Smile on ur face,

remove all clouds of doubt n fears

n may u simply have a Beautiful day!!

G’Mrng!

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Jeene ki nayi ada di hai,

khush rahne ki usne dua di hai.

Ae khuda use sara jahan dena,

Jisne apne dil mein hame

dosti ke liye thodi si jagah di hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

When lots of people start to love u,

u may get confused whom to love.

Just tell them I hate u,

everyone will get back

but not the person who loves u truly.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Mujhse itna rishta banaye rakhna,

meri dosti tum dil mein basaye rakhna.

waqt ko koi bandh nahi sakta,

par is dosti ko palko mein sajaye rakhna.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

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If u fall,

dnt see the place where u fell,

bt see the place where u slipped.

success is all abt correcting mistakes.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Hugs r fat free,

sugar free and still r d sweetest.

Hugs reduce blood pressure

& help 2 relieve pain & depression.

So,here’s a big Jaadu Ki JHAPPI 4 u.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

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Our life begins with our cry,

Our life ends with other’s cry.

Try to utilize this gap n

laugh as much as possible

between these cries.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Hmari dosti ki umar hmse jyada hogi,

hmari hr awaz hmare liye wada hogi.

Tum bhi sun lo khol k kaan,

jisne todi pehle uski pitayi bhi sabse jyada hogi..!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Apki yad ne mujhe fir rula diya,

bahut khush ho ap zalim jisne hame ye sila diya.

Do shabd bhi likhna na ata tha hume,

or aaj apki mohabbat ne mujhe shayar bana diya.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Don’t find love, let love find you. That’s why it’s called falling in love,because you don’t force yourself to fall, you just fall.

To live this Life , i need heartbeat,,, To have a heartbeat, i need a Heart,,,To have a Heart, i need Happiness,,, To have a Happiness, i need you..!!
 
 
 
Love is like air. you’ll never know it’s there until you feel it and you’ll never know it’s gone until you need it.
 
 
 
Never waste an opportunity to say “i love you” to someone you really love cause it’s not everyday you meet a person who has the magic to let you fall in love.
 
 
 
if u fall,”NoBoDy” wil care 4u!
if u die,”NoBoDy” will cry 4u!
coz “NoBoDy” luvs u!
oh by d way…my name is “NoBoDy!”
 
 
 
Can i say i love you today? if not, can i ask you again tomorrow? and the day after that? Because i’ll be loving you every single day of my life.
 
 
 
Wen u find luv…Treasure it…Take care of it…B true 2 it…Make gud use of it…Bcoz luv comes unseen…U can only c it…wen it’s gone.
 
 
 
Sumday ul forget me… My name, my voice, and who i am to you. But even if you forget me, just want u to know that i will never forget how much you mean to meVALENTINE DAY


SMS (NEW)

 

If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your

guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and

embrace you whenever you feel alone.

 

 

“I’m enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma
and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking
About you. I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you. Happy
Valentine’s Day!

 

I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart, so
deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.

-

Without Love — days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste
day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love
everyday…Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day.

 

Always
SMILE
ok?
Because
Your Smile
is so
Captivating
and
so Nice

Show me
a sample

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/@ .. @)
(.______,)
) (
Oye Hoye
SO CUTE

Santa MUJRA Dekhne Gya,
Sari RAT Mujra Dekha.

Mujre Wali Ne kaha-SAAB Humne Ap ko KHUSH kiya
Ab Ap Hume KHUSH karo
Santa utha aur

NACHNE Laga..!

3 Ants saw an elephant coming!
1st Ant:-Mein Iski Tank Tor dungi
2nd:- Mein Ise Jaan se mar dungi,
3rd:- Choro yaar ham 3 hai aur wo akela
 
 

Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar -
“ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Massege karke batao.”
Sardar writes 2 her -
“Nahi bata sakta,balance kam hai
Girl- Mai Maa banne wali hu.
Boy- Ye kya bakwas hai?
Girl- Bakvas nahi, Mai tere baap se shadi karke teri maa banne vali hu

Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante
ho Qayamat kab aayegi.
Student: yes sir,
jab Vaillentine day aur Raksha
bandhan ek hi din hoga 
Agar koi Ladki”BHAI”bole to ghabhrana
mat
“BHAI”ka full form hota hai-
B : Best
H : Husband
A : Available in
I : India
 
 

Marwadi 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat Se kam Kia,islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheq de raha Hu,

Agar isi Tara kam Karogeto agle Sal ispar sign kardunga
 
 
 

zamana kitna kharab ho gaya hai,
har sawal ka ulta jawab ho gaya hai,
na call na sms ka jawab,
har koi mobile rakh ke nawab ho gaya hai
 
 
This is last time that I am asking u…

Do u

Do u L

Do u Lo

Do u Lov

Do u Love m

Do u Love me

Do u Love meat or r u VEG?
 Kya meri shakl bandar jaisi hai?
KyS meri nak tote jaisi hai?
KyS mera muh gadhe jaisa hai?
Nahi na!
Phir log kyo khte he ki meri shakL Apse Milte hai
 

Dhirubhai-Bete ye kya kiya?
Sare investors ko mere paas bhej diya.
Anil- Daddy maine socha agar aap waha koi IPO laoge toh koi investor toh hona chahiye..!
 
 

Taxi Driver- petrol khatm ho
gaya hai. Gadi aage nahi ja
sakti.

SARDAR-KOI BAAT NAHI,reverse
lelo, vapas ghar chalenga

Do aadmi
1st: Tere pita kya karte he?
2nd: Logo ko Ashirvad dete he.
1st: Kya Bhagvan he……?
2nd: Nahi, Bhikhari he!!!!
 
 Santa Hospital Me ek Nurse Se Kehta hai,
Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya Hai

Nurse(sharmakar) Chal Jhuthe Hamne to teri KIDNEY Churai hai.
Circuit samose K andar ka masala kha raha tha
Munabhai:Yeh kya hai?
Circuit:Boleto bhai doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai

 
2008 Ka Bhikari :
Amma Thoda Khana Hai To Do Na

Amma :
Abhi Nahi Banaya Hai

Bhikari :
To Banane Ke Baad Miss Call De Dena
 

 

 
Ek pathan sukhe khet mein boat chala raha tha.2nd pathan-aise pathano ne hi pathano ka naam
kharab kiya hai,agar mujhe swimming aati to jakar use bahut marta

 
dil tha ameer par muqaddar gareeb tha,
mil kar bichadna mera nasib tha,
chah kar bhi kuch na kar sake,
ghar bhi jalta raha aur samundar bhi kareeb tha.
 

Kuch chehre bhulaye nahi jate,
kuch nam dil se mitaye nahi jate,
mulakat ho na ho, lekin mere pyare dost,
dosti ke chirag bujhaye nahi jate….

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

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Give laugh to all but smile to one

Give time to all but life to one.

Give love to all but heart to one   

let everybody love u but u love only one.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

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God is the great Architect of life

& He has a great plan for us.

But we r still the carpenters

and we should construct our life

according to His plan.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Bade arman se banwaya hai,

Ise roshni se sajaya hai.

Bahut dur se mangwaya hai,

Zara khidki khol k dekho

aapko good morning kahne

suraj bhijwaya hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Dil ki baat keh pana hai mushkil,

jisko chahte hai use pana hai mushkil.

Waqt k hatho mujbur hai kuch is kadr,

unhe batana aur khud ko samjhana hai mushkil!

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Wada karte hai Dosti nibhayenge,

Koshish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayenge.

Jarurat pade to DIL SE pukarna,

kisi aur ke DIL me honge to bhi chale aayenge.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

A good plan for today

is better than a great plan for tommorow.

Look backward with satisfaction

and look forward with confidence.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Age does not protect you from love.

But love to sum extent protects u 4m age.

True love can be delayed,

but not denied.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Aapka 1 misscall-1 din ki khushi.

1 sms-1 week ki khushi.

1 call-1 month ki khushi.

1 mulaqaat-1 saal ki khushi.

aapki yaade-zindagi bhar ki khushi…

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Udas nazro me khwab milenge,

Kahi kante to kahi gulab milenge.

Mere dil ki kitab ko meri nazro se padh kar to dekho,

kahi aap ki yaad to kahi aap milenge.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Life is like a novel.

It is filled with suspense.

You hav no idea wat is going to happen

until u turn the page.

so enjoy each moment of life.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Bhigte rahte hai Baarish me Aksar,

Kabhi mangi kisi se Panaah nahi.

Hasrate puri na ho toh na sahi,

Khwab dekhna koi gunah to nahi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

u cant wrap love in a box,

but u can wrap a person in a hug.

A hug charms,warms

and makes everyone happy.

That must be why God gave us arms.

So here is a hug 4 u.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

1 tree makes

1,00,000 matchsticks.

Bt 1 matchstick

can burn

1,00,000 trees.

Same way 1 negative thought

can burn thousands of dreams.

Think positive.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

What is the difference between

Talent and Intelligence?

Walking on a tight rope

above Niagara falls is Talent.

Not trying such a thing,

is Intelligence.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Friends r lyk mornings,

u may share with dem

only a few hours of d day.

But u knw dat they will

always b there tomorrow,

the next day and the day after,

forever!

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Pyar kiya to unki Mohabbat najar ayi,

Dard hua humko to palken meri bhar ayi.

Do Dilon k dhadkan me ek baat najar ayi,

Dil unka dhadka par awaz ish Dil se ayi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Kisi khas ko nazarandaz kiya nhi jata,

jinhe bhul nhi skte unhe yaad kiya nhi jata.

Ye yaadein to sahil hai un lamho ki,

Jin lamho ko dobara jiya nhi jata.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

God plz grant me the calmness

to accept the thngs I cant change,

the courage to change thngs I can

and wisdom to knw the difrnce b/w these two.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Mana K Mere Ishq Me Dard Nahi Tha,

Pr Dil Mera Bedard Nahi Tha.

Hoti Thi Meri Ankho Se Nir Ki Barsat,

Pr Unke Liye Anshu Or Pani Me Koi Fark Nahi Tha.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Phoolon se bhi kya dosti karni..
Kuch pal baad murjha jaate hai….
Dosti karni hai toh kaanton se karo…..
Chubhne ke baad bhi yaad aate hai…….
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Gum kabhi khatam nahi hota….
Yeh baantne se bhi kam nahi hota…..
Yeh to ham-safar hai unn tanha dilon ka……
Jinke saath unn-ka hum-dum nahi hota……..
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Dil gum-sum zubaa khamosh hai…
Yeh aankhein aaj nam kyun hai…..
Jab tujhe kabhi paaya hi nahi tha……
To aaj khone ka gumkyun hai……
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Har zindagi ko ekm kinara chahiye….
Har shaqs ko ek sahara chahiye…..
Zindagi kat sake haste-haste. ….
Iss liye dost ek aap sa pyara chahiye….. .
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Dost ne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya….
Kya hua jo kissi ke liye hum ko bhula diya…..
Hum to akele the akele hi rahe…….
Kya hua jo aap ne hume ehsaas dila diya……..
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Bina khwabon ke bhi koi so paaya hai….
Bina yaadon ke bhi koi kho paaya hai…..
Dosti aap ki dhadkan hai iss dil ki…….
Dil bhi kabhi dhadkan se juda ho paaya hai kya…..
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Hum se door hokar bhi humare paas ho tum….
Humari suni zindagi ki aas ho tum…..
Kaun kehta hai hum se bichad gaye ho tum…..
Yaadon ke roop me meri saans ho tum…….
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Har mulaqat tum se adhuri si rahi….
Har khushi me kuch kami si rahi…..
Khwab kya dekhe tumhare humne……
Neend ki aankhon se dushmani si rahi……
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Aap ko khone ka har pal darr laga rehta hai……
Jab ki aap ko paaya hi nahi……
Tum bin itna tanha hoon mein…….
Ke mere saath mera saaya bhi nahi…….

LEAVE SOME THING FOR LOVE….
NEVER LEAVE LOVE FOR SOME THING…..
BCOZ IN LIFE SOME THING WILL LEAVE YOU…..
BUT LOVE WILL ALWAYS LIVE WITH YOU…….

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

A great frend is an extension of our-self

widout whom v r nt complett.

So better take care of urself

b’coz I dn’t wanna 2 loose a part of me!

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

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Zindgi ka raaz tanhayi me pa liya,

Jiska gum mila apna bana liya.

Humara gum sunne ko jab koi na mila,

Samne rakha aaina or khud ko suna diya.

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Kar ke wada wafa kaa wo u mukar gaya,

Ek Chote se tufaan se wo kitna dar gaya.

Pata nahi koi majburi thi uski,

Ya fir is khilone se bhi uska dil bhar gaya.

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Express urslf such

dat ur enemies too remembr u.

Laugh such tht

ur sadnes too laughs vit u.

Live ur life such

dat GOD too feels proud of u.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

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Nature has given u a face,

but u have to provide the expression.

Be careful when u express,

coz ur every expression

will leave an impression.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

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Thought for the lifetime -

If you wait to be happy,

you will wait forever.

But if you start to be happy,

you will be happy forever.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

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Met u as stranger,

Took u as frnd,

Hope our frndship nevr ends..

Many hands I shake,

Many frienz I make,

Best of them r few,

1 of them is u..:-)

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

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Wen we see our beloved one after a long gap,

we want to share many things.

but smile & tears r d first one we share.

Dat’s real affection.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

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Never expect things to happen.

Struggle & make them happen.

Nvr expect urself to b given a good value,

create a value of ur own.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

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Feeling of love

+ moments of caring

+ choti-choti sharing

+ stupid fights

+ shouldrs 2 cry

+ 2 b together in pain

Creates a miracle

called “FrIeNdShIp”.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

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Apko dil se salaam karte hain,

subah ka har lamha apke naam karte hain.

Ye aur baat hai ki aap se thoda door hain hum,

magar yad to subah sham karte hain.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

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Mat doondna mujhe

duniya kitanhaai me

..

..

..

kyon ki

thand  bahut hai

.

..

Hum honge

sirf aur sirf

apni RAJAAI  mein.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

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Loved one’s are medicine

for any kind of wound in this world.

But there’s no medicine

found in the world

for a wound given by loved one’s.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

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No one will manufacture

a lock without a key.

Similarly,God won’t give problems

without Solutions.

So never Worry.

Efforts always  Succeed.

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Kitni mohbhat hai tumse humse bataya na gaya,

shyad tum samaj n sake ya humi se samjaya n gaya.

Tumne karib aane ki koshish na ki

aur humse haath badhaya na gaya.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

PRESCRIPTION 4 U 4 LONG LIFE..

-2 tablets of luv

-2 tablets of care

-Syrup of Smile

Twice daily..

My fees:one sms wenevr u think about me!

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Silence & smile

are two powerful tools.

Smile is the way to solve many problems.

Silence is the way to avoid many problems.

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It starts wid a hi/hello.

It increases as ‘wats up dese days’.

It grows 2 ‘oye btana nae hota.’

It tends 2 mould as

‘stupid tu apna dimaag mat chala,

jaisa i m saying waisa kar’

And den it ends NEVER.

Dats frendshp.

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Phool umeedon ke khil hi jayenge,

Hum ek roj mil hi jaayege.

Kon rokega sagar ki maujon ko,

toofan uthege to kinare hil hi jayege.

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Frequency of my msgs may b less.

but the time i remember U is more.

Thats Y science says tht

frequency is inversely proportional to time.

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Khul k dilse milo to saza dete hain log,

Sache jazbat b thukra dete hai log,

dekh nahi sakta do insano ka milna,

baithe huwe do parindo ko b uda dete hai log.

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Love ko life me must hona chahiye,

Students ko love me interest hona chahiye.

Ashiq ishq me perfect hona chahiye,

Ye b college me compulsory subject hona Chahiye!

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What is BUSINESS..?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.

Son: No!

Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.

Son: Then ok!

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates..

Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.

Bill Gates: No!

Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.

Bill Gates: Then ok!

Dad goes 2 th President of th World Bank..

Dad: Apoint my son as th CEO of ur bank.

President: No!

Dad: He is th son-in-law of Bill Gates.

President: Then ok!

This is BUSINESS.

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A strong bonding does’nt need daily messages,

Doesn’t always need calls.

As long as love lives in the heart,

true friendship never departs.

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Kya hai DIL ki haalat bataana nahi aata,

kisi ko aise tadpana nahi aata.

sunna chahte hai 1 baar fir aawaz unki,

magar baat karne ka bahaana bhi nahi aata.

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Payal se payal ki jhankar sundar hai,

pyar se pyar ka anubhav sundar hai.

Log kehte hai aap sundar hai,

lekin aapse jyada aapka Swabhav Sundar hai..!

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Staying far never breaks relation,

staying near never builds relation.

Its a link between hearts,

which never allows us to Forget each other!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

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U may miss me,

You may ignore me,

U may even forget me.

But one day if you want to see me

Do not search,

just see your shadow.

I will be there.

Trust me!!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

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Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,

Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.

Maklul ki fitrat he aye kafir,

Dimag Phat jayega par ye sms samajh nahi ayega.

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Aam jindgi:

HUM 1 B LADKI NHI PATA SAKE,

College K 3 SAAL BARBAD HO GAYE.

MENTOS jindgi:

1 B LADKI HUME NHI PATA SAKI,

UNKE 3 SAAL BARBAD HO GAYE!

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Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it’s a tiger!!!

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Ruth jao kitna par mana lenge,

dur jao kitna bhi bula lenge,

dil aakhir dil hai koi sagar ki ret to nahi,

jo likh ke naam aapka mita denge

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Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,

pyar, ishq, mohabbat sirf afsaane ho gaye.

Aaj har Romeo ke paas kayi juliet hai,

Aur hAr shama ke kayi parwane ho gaye.

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Marriage is nt a ritual or an end,

it is a long, intricate,intimate dance 2gether

n nothin matters more than

ur own sense of balance n ur choice of partner.

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Fon 1 mandir hai,

SMS uska Bhgwan,

SMS bhejnewala pujari,

padhnewala bhakt,

padh k SMS na karne wala

langr kha k jane wali sangt,

padh k smile krnewala chapplchor!

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Don’t take life too seriously

& always find time to laugh warna..

Log bolenge

“ghor kalyug hai,

aajkal cartoon b nahi haste”

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Chate ho kisi ko dil se to kehna to hoga,

ikraar mile ya inkar anjam sehna to hoga.

Wo ek samundar hai aag ka,

naav bhale hi moum ki ho behna to hoga.

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PYAAR MITTA NAHI,

MITANE KE KABIL BANA DETA HAI.

PYAAR MARTA NAHI,

MARNE KE KABIL BANA DAETA HAI.

DIL DE KAR JANTE HAI LOG EK BAAT JO PURANI HAI

KAHTE JISKO ISHQ WO ZEHER KA PAANI HAI.

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Is kadar Hame akele chod jaane ki

sajaa jarur paoge,

Is kadar Hame akele chod jaane ki

sajaa jarur paoge,

Aage raasta khuda hua hai,

phir ‘U’-turn maarkar chale aaoge

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Solve this puzzle :-

Wen bullet was fired on Dog,

Tiger died.

Why?

Think

Bcoz d dog’s name was tiger.

Improve ur knowledge yaar.

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Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Manager asked to sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

n i d o k i d o s

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, “Gandi was a great man, but I don’t know who is
Jayanthi.

n i d o k i d o s

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my
wife? Sit back. I will drive.

n i d o k i d o s

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Teacher;Aisa kaun sa cheez hai jo bahut vajan utha sakti hai lekin jiska khud ka vajan thoda hai?
Pappu:Madam Ji, Aap ki Bra !!
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Definition Husband & Wife:
After marriage husband & wife become 2 sides of the coin.They can not face each other but still stay together.
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Patte ghir sakte hai Ped nahi,
Suraj dub sakta hai Aasman nahi,
Paani sukh sakta hai Dharti nahi,
Aap ke message bandh ho sakte hai MERE NAHI !!
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Jo jaldi mile woh hai Gum,
Jo der se mile woh hai Paisa,
Jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,
Jo Kismat se mile Woh hai AAP!!
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Har baat samjhane ke liye nahi hoti,
Zindagi hamesha paane ke liye nahi hoti,
Yaad aksar aati hai aapki par har yaad jatane ke liye nahi hoti!!
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Well wisher is not who greets you daily &
Talks to you daily.
Well wisher is one who may or may not meet you
But always think of you &
Prays to God for your happiness !!
……… ………

Nobody will remember what you looked like,
How you spoke or
What you did,
But the only thing they will remember is how you made them feel when you were with them.

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Rishte aur Raste Ishq ke do pahelu hai,
Kabhi kabhi rishte nibhate nibhate raste kho jate hai
Aur kabhi kabhi rasto mein chalte chalte rishte ban jate hai!!
………… ……..
Wife- Apka dost galat ladki se shadi kar raha hai, aap use rokte kyu nahi?
Hus.- Main kyu roku? Usne muze roka tha kya?

 

Tufani barish me rat ko shop per santa piza lene aya
SHOPKEPER:Aap sadisuda hai
San:is tufani barish me kya meri ma muje piza lene bhejegi

TEACHER:Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Kabool Hoti Hai……!
STUDENT:Rehne Do Teacher, Agar Aesa Hota To Ap Zinda Na Hoteen
 
 

Jo Tumko ho PASAND wahi baat kahenge
Tum DIN ko agar RAAT kaho to RAAT kahenge, kyon
Socho

SOCHO naa

Kyonki PAGAL logo se BAHAS nahi karna chaiye!
Zaleel hone ka sub se aasan tareeqa..
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Uff toba.!
Zaleel hone ka itna shoq hai ki tareeqa dhund rahe ho..?

Wife:Jab tum DESI pite ho to PARO kehte ho,
jab WHISKY pite ho to DARLIN kehte ho,
aaj kya piya jo CHUDAIL kehte ho.
Hus:Aaj main hosh me hu 

Chuhe ne sherni ko propose kiya..

Sherni:Aey apni surat dekhi hai aaine me..?

Chuha:Arre pagli surat pe mat ja,confidence toh dekha
 
 
 

Mat doondna mujhe

duniya kitanhaai me

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..

..

kyon ki

thand  bahut hai

.

 

..

Hum honge

sirf aur sirf

apni RAJAAI  mein.
 
 

Ek patient ne doctor se pucha:
aisi medicine dijiye ke marne ke baad fir zinda ho jau.
D:Main kuch nahi kar sakta
U plz contact Ektakapor
 
 
wo chum le ek baar to aati nahi neend
unki meethi awaz se raat jati he beet
isliye kehte he yaaro
ye risk na uthao

KACHUA JALAO AUR MACHHAR BHAGAO 
 raj2 doctor:Pore jism main
kahinbhi unglilagao 2 bohat dard hotahai
Doc suggested fullbody Xray
whenhe checkedXray found fracturein ungli
 

Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.
Wife :kaun Sa Faayada?
Husband : Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai.
 
 

mere pas ek bandar aaya aur kaha mujhe logo ko paresan karna hai
mene tera naam liya to usne mujhe thappad mara aur bola BOSS se panga nhi leneka aur chala gaya

Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,

Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.

Maklul ki fitrat he aye kafir,

Dimag Phat jayega par ye sms samajh nahi ayega.
 

Aap hamare “DIL” mein base ho.

Wah !
wah !

Aap hamare “DIL” mein base ho..

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Ab thoda side me ho jao,
saas lene wali pipe me phase ho !!
 
Agar koi achha sa Msg he to use Jaldi Se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do.
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaaye,
Kanjoos.

 

Mohbbat mukadar hai 1 khwab nhi,

ye woh ada h ki sab jisme kamyab nhi.

jinhe panah mili unglio par ginlo unhe,

magar jinke katal hue unka koi hisaab nahi

 
Ruth jao kitna par mana lenge,
dur jao kitna bhi bula lenge,
dil aakhir dil hai koi sagar ki ret to nahi,
jo likh ke naam aapka mita denge

 Muskan aapke hoton se kahin jaye na,
Anso apki palkon pe kabhi aye na,
Pora ho apka har khwab,
Aur jo pora na ho, vo khwab kabhi aye na?

Chala ja msg tu banke GULAB,
hogi Dosti sachi to ayega jawab,
agar n aya jawab to mat hona udas,
Samajh lena hmare liye waqt nahi h unke pas

Easy to get some one who will love you,
Easy to get some one who will like you,
Easy to get some one who will care for you,
But its rare to get some onw who will understand you.
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To love some one is madness,
To be loved by some one is a gift,
Loving some one who loves you is a duty,
But being loved by some one who loves you ………… ……… ..is Life!!
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Zindagi mein khushiyan hi nahi thode gum bhi ho,
Musibaton ko sehne ka tumme mein dum bhi ho,
Lage jis mor mein tanha zindagi,
Dua karna us mor pe tere saath hum bhi ho !!
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bina gum khushi ka pata kese chalega
Bina roye hasi ka maza kese milega
wo jo bhi karta hai wo hi janta hai
agar hum jaan gaye to use khuda kaun kahega

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gujri hoyi zindgi ko kabhi yaad na kar
takdeer me jo likha hai uski faryaad na kar
jo hoga wo hokar hi rahega
tu fiker me apni hasi barbaad na kar

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chehre ki hasi se har gam ko chupayo
boht kuch bolo par kuch na batao
khud na rotho kabhi par sab ko manao
yahi raaj hai zindagi ka bas jite hi jao
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SARDAR talking on cell.

2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.

1ST: biwi se…..

2ND: itne… pyar se….?

1ST: tumhari hai. . .

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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away

sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it &
said ‘SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.

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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.

2.Weakness:Banta’ s wife,Preeto.

3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.

4.Threat:When I am on tour

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sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml

now it’s 1.5 ltr.

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Santa went to mysore palace.

Tourist guide – santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan’s chair

Santa – oye dont worry yaar i’ll get up when he comes.!!..

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Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..

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Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gay i     aur mene kaha
madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai…..

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A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab ??o
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.
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American says: ” US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..”
Sardarji says: ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!”

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When TITANIC was sinking, a  Sardarji asks man, how far is LAND?
man: 2kms….
Sardarji jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
man: DOWNWARDS.

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta
hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.

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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we
both copied..

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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

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Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I
sent my wife with him.

kuch faisala to ho k kidhar jana chahiye
pani ko ab to sar se guzar jana chahiye
har bar aeriyon pe gira hai mera lahu
maqtal main ab ba-tarz-e-digar jana chahiye
kya chal saknge jin ka faqat masla ye hai
jane se pahle rakht-e-safar jana chahiye
sara jwar-bhata mere dil main hai magar
ilzam ye bhi chand k sar jana chahiye
jab bhi gaye azab-e-dar-o- bam tha wahi
akhir ko kitni der se ghar jana chahiye
tohamat laga k man pe jo dushman se dad le
aise sukhanfarosh ko mar jana chahiye


BIRTHDAY  SMS :

        MAY U B WOT U HOPE TO B, C ALL U WANT TO C… DO ALL WOT U WANT TO MAY YR EVERY WISH COMES TRUE… “A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U”

        Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that’s simply Great!!! Happy B’Day….

 

        A prayer: 2 bless ur way A wish : 2 lighten ur moments A cheer: 2 perfect ur day A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

 

        A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy Birthday …….

        MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY

 

        May all your days be filled with memories and flowers, friendship and happy hours.HAPPY BIRTHDAY

 

        A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of  Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B’DAy

 

        I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday

 

        if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

      A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA… START UR DAY WITH HER … SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS MANY HAPPY RETURNS… MY DEAR

 

        Happy birthday!! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true!!
enjoy ur day …….

 

        Its always a treat to wish  Happy Birthday to someone so Sweet.

 

        I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday.

 

        Have the nicest birthday there ever was….. cuz you deserve it if ANYONE does

 

        Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God blessyou with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life.

 

        Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness  and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday.

 

        Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

 

        wishing u a day soft as silk…..
white as milk…..
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true….
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

 

        Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring,  Happy Birthday.

 
 
        Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
Junam Din Mubarak Ho

 

        for your birthday…. ….i want to wish you a happy happy bday & also want you to know that you are loved by all of your friends.always take care.GOD bless you & ur family. love you

 

        Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

 

        ‘This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my most beautiful day. Luv and Long live.’

 

        Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. ‘Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx   years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my   Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses’

 

        IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT 
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U  
HAPPY B’DAY 2 U…

 

        Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra bariya,
xtra   special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

 

        In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem’s friend…couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u…happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star.”

 

        Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.

 

———— THE END——–
BUT I WILL TETURN BACK WITH ANOTHER COLLECTION     

 

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Posted in SMS.


how could you say you love me


how could you say you love me

but you go and leave me
how could you say you care
if your not going to stay
I wish it always rain
so you could not see
the hurt, pain and tears you gave to me
how could you say you love me
when you love someone else
how could you say
I can find somebody else
when all I want is you
and all I need is you
how could you say ill be fine
when you made me blue
I don’t wanna see your face
or anything reminds me of you
I don’t wanna be your friend
though that’s what I am to you
how could you hurt me so bad
when all I want is to love
and be loved by you

————XXX————-

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Posted in Love.


NOTICE:: IF YOU COULD LOVE ME FOREVER


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IF YOU COULD LOVE ME FOREVER.

I went to bed late at night,
I couldn”t sleep, and I was dreaming.

I thought to my self, what it would be;
If I would came and knock at your door…
After all this long time;
Would you cry with tears of joy?
Would you hug me with all your love?
Would you scream from happiness?
Would you dance with your head in my shoulder?
Would you ask me to go for a walk again?


If you could love me forever
I’d be the happiest man in universe
If you could love me forever
I’d be the richest man in history
The books would write for us
And for our love that we had together
So please love me
forever!



Cloudy weather, cloudy feelings,
Lonely days, empty feelings!

Confused and destroyed deep inside, because of you.
And I love you, because it’s you,
And I hate you, because I love you!

If you could love me forever
I’d be the happiest man in universe
If you could love me forever
I’d be the richest man in history
The books would write for us
And for our love that we had together
So please…please… please!
Love me forever.



————————The End-PART1———————–


It is Love that gives me purpose

It is Love that gives me purpose
to change and grow and learn.
It is Love that guides me on this path
and helps me choose each turn.

It is Love that gives me courage
to stand against my fears;
to open up my heart to you,
to let you see my tears.

It is Love that gives me trust and hope
when little thing go wrong.
When distance stands between us,
it is Love that keeps me strong.

It is Love that offers harmony
and a friendship that is true.
How wonderful that I can share
a Love like this with you!


———————-xxxx–The End–xxxx———————

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Posted in Love.


Picture of me without U

((i like this the most. and i dedicate it to my love.))
Picture of me without U

Imagine a world where no music was playin
Then think of a church with nobody prayin
If you’ve ever looked up at a sky with no blue
Then you’ve seen a picture of me without you

Have you walked in a garden where nothing was growin
Or stood by a river where nothing was flowin
If you’ve seen a red rose unkissed by the dew
Then you’ve seen a picture of me without you

Can you picture heaven with no angels singin
Or a quiet Sunday mornin with no church bells ringin
If you’ve watched as the heart of a child breaks in two
Then you’ve seen a picture of me without you

x-x-x-x&&x-x-x


I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,

You have to think before You speak to me!



I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,

My presence ever makes You feel uncomfortable.



I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,

You have to thank me for everything i do for You.



I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,

You don’t realise how Your smile brightens up my day.



I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,

You would rather keep quiet when You really wanna talk!



I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF,

You take too much time to tell me what i mean to You.

———————-x–The End–x———————-



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Posted in Love.


Beauty of Maths!

*Absolutely amazing!* *Beauty of Maths!*
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654

1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543

12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111

1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111

12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888

9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888

98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn’t it?
And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321

111111 x 111111 = 12345654321

1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321

Now, take a look at this…

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:


What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.


How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E


11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%


But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:


L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%


Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It’s the Love of God that will put you over the top!


It’s up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just

the way I did.

Have a nice day & God bless !!


 

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Posted in Philosophy.


becoz i love u

Because I Love You





  





I am standing in the garden
Watching the sun set on the horizon
Wondering if this will be the night
That you will come to me
Wishing to feel your gaze locked with mine
Your arms holding me
Your lips on mine





 And as I stand there I can feel

The heat of your eyes upon me
Turning our eyes meet and hold
We can see the warmth and the desire
As our minds and souls bond as one
Our hearts pound in anticipation




 Your eyes draw me to you

Your arms engulf me
Pulling me closer and closer
Until our bodies are touching
You lower your lips to mine
Our kiss tells of our love




 A love that flames into passion

A love that has endured all time
A love that is stronger than ever
A love that will sustain us
A love that will  nourish us
Through all eternity




 For I am yours

And you are mine
 




 





 

Love is…

More beautiful than roses
Much deeper than the seas
Stronger than a hurricane
But timid like a breeze




 Real as in a picture

But yet it can’t be seen
More beautiful than anything
As vivid as a dream




 Precious as rare jewels

A bond between two hearts
A symphony of feelings
When time is spent apart




 Sharing common interests

Working through all fears
Looking at yourself
As if two were in the mirror




 Finding common ground

On issues not agreed
Giving into arguments
Tending all your needs




Because our love is true

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Posted in Love.


Dreams Of Love

~Dreams Of Love~
As a child love was real
Family was there for you
As the world we had to deal
Love was not so very true
 
Wanting to spread our wings
To find a family of our own
Love was what filled our dreams
Most of the time spent alone



Dreams of love did seem true
But always ended in such pain
Never knowing when or even who
Would give us the love again

Maybe these dreams are in vain
But I believe in our love
Hoping I will never hurt again
Praying to my God
above



So I believe as the child
That love is for real
My heart I will never hide
Always open to feel

Dreams of love I still believe
As I need all your love
My love to you may you receive
Dreams revealed with a hug


_______________XXX_______________

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Posted in Love.


sms collection.

hi pals how are you i am presenting some of sms which i have in my collections.NOne is of mine but of my friend those send to me…

Collection of FRIENDSHIP SMS’s…

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the
leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in
friendship when u exist.

Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I
Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!

If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I
were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be
heaven without u.

Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being
together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it
back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a
friend like u!!

Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never
say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still
alive.

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u
then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need
u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I
will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY
LIFE!!!

Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But
feel best when somebody never forgets u.

A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u
know what? Its sweetest when its you.

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have
owhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious
a friend is u.

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give
u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life
I will give u mine.

People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try
Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be
conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur
lips!!!!!

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most
huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u
r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!

A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes,
perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate
them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish
for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading
this!!!!!!!”

Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I
will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I
am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend
the rest keeping you.

In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work
hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2
stop rembering u.

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together
and never say good bye.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because
hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the
body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

My collection of LOVE sms’s…

Love begins with a smile…!
Endures with happiness…!
And dies with a tear…!!

When it hurts to look back and…!
I am scared to look ahead…!
I just look beside me and…!
I know you’ll be there…!
because we love each other…!
Far more than love itself…!!

You care for me in all the ways…!
I want and need so much…!
I have felt your warmth and tenderness with every word and touch…!

Your love is the song in my heart…!
The sunshine in my sky…!
The promise of my world…!
The centre of my universe…!!

Roses are red…! And sky is blue…!
But you don’t know…! How much I LOVE U…!!

Sometimes you have not even begun to speak, and I am at the end to what
you are saying.

I Promised my Heart…that this was the last time…!
I would hurt it…and you came along…Again I broke a promise…!

As long as I have waited….and as long as I know…..that I will wait.
I still cant seem to change…..how I feel for you.

For it was not into my ear you whispered…but my heart…!
it was not my feelings you played…it was my soul!!

Sometimes I wonder what…life would be like if I never meet you…
because one year down the line…I have never loved anybody else…
as much as I love you…I love you more than life itself.

Only true Love Understands…The Language Of Our Eyes…
Only True Love Knows When…These Eyes Hide The Tears…
Deep Within And How To…Make These Tears Die!!

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone…an hour to like

someone…!
And a day to love someone…!
But it takes a lifetime to forget someone…!

When your heart bleeds tears. Then you will know it is love…!!!

I love my love…but…I know my love doesn’t love me.

Valentine’s day is a wonderful…way to make I Love you easy to say.

LOVE IS STRONG…LOVE IS SWEET…!
WHEN TWO HEARTS MEET…LOVE IS COMPLETE…!!

Life is a ‘Flower’…For which Love is the ‘Honey’.

You are my dear…together we have nothing to fear…!
For together we will always be… I’m so lucky if you chose me…!
My heart forever will be true…!
I think…….I’m in LOVE with you..!!

God has given us 24 hours to spent a day…!
8 hours to sleep, 8 hours to work and 8 hours to spent time with our
family…!But I spend the 24 hours thinking of you…!!

When a person falls in love, He accepts the impossibilities…!!!

Shortest word is I.
Sweetest word is LOVE.
Cutest person is U.

If you really love to someone…
Then always wait for him / her till sun and moon finish.

Love is the answer that every one seeks.
Love is the language that every heart speaks.

Forgive my eyes for admiring you…you stole my heart…!
>From the moment you looked at me…call me crazy, call me insane…!
Each time my heart beats…it calls out your name…!!

WHEN LOVE IS NOT MADNESS…IT IS NOT LOVE !!”

Nature can forget Roses…And Roses can forget Dew…
But, never ever think…That I can forget you…!!

Before meeting you I was nothing…!
You taught me everything…!
Now I have become something…!
But I need you and your love in each and in every moment of my life…!!

L Before O, And V Before E.
That is the relation between U and ME.

Misers Love Money…Flowers Love Dew…Bees Love Honey…!
As I love You…!!

The ring is round…It has no end …!
And My Love for you…will never end…!!

Sun shines in the day…Moon shines in the night…!
But you shine in my heart every day and night…!!

For the world, you are someone…But for someone you are the world…!!

L – LOYALTY TOWARDS ONE’S FEELING.
O – OUTLIVING RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TWO SOULS.
V – VALUABLE GIFT OF GOD.
E – EVERGREEN FEELINGS OF ONE’S HEART.

Some broken hearts never mend…!
Some memories never end…!
Some tears will never dry…!
But my love for you never dies…!!

Start the day with love…!
Spend the day with love…!
Fill the day with love…!
That must be the way you love…!!

I love dreaming…Because I am being loved in my dreams…!!
if one should love…They should love you for what you are…!!
Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship – NEVER…!!
Love cures people – both the ones who give it and the ones who receive
it…!!

“Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the
rules…!
Then you must forget the rules and play from your heart…!!

Immature Love says: I Love you because I need you.
Mature Love says: I need you because I Love you…!!

Your love is the song in my heart.
The sunshine in my sky.
The promise of my world.
The centre of my universe…!!

Written in pen
Sealed with a kiss
If you love me, please answer this:

Do you love me or do you not?
You told me once, but I forgot,
so tell me now and tell me true,
so I can tell you…I Love You!
Of all the girls I’ve ever met,
you are the one I won’t forget.
And if I die before you do,
I’ll go to heaven and wait for you.
If you are not there by Judgment Day,
I’ll know you went the other way.
I’ll give the angels back their wings,
and risk the loss of everything.
Just to prove my love is true,
I’ll go to hell, just to be with you..!!

What is love without two people in it?
What is a world with out people?
What am I without you?
I love and miss you.

The essential sadness is to go through life without loving.
But it would be almost equally sad to leave this world without ever
telling those you love.

If you love something set it free.
if it returns it was meant to be.
if it does not then it was never yours to begin with.

“If a hug represented how much I loved you…!
I would hold you in my arms forever…!!

We do not love people because they are beautiful,
But they seem beautiful to us because we love them…!

Love cannot be explained…
It can only be experienced…!

I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love…!!
When you say, “I love you”, mean it…!!
Believe in love at first sight…!!

Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt
But it’s the only way to live life completely…!!

True Love is like ghosts which everyone talks about…
but few have seen…!!!!

We cant really love anybody,
with whom we never laugh.
Once U can laugh..U can Love…!!

Never Let Love gets the best of you…!
But U should always try to get the…
BEST OF LOVE…!!

If U have the courage to love…!
You have the courage to suffer…!!!

Love is seeing Yourself in someone’s eyes
And finding yourself in Somebody’s heart…!!!

Love is when you take away
the feeling, the passion, the romance..
and you find out..
you still care for the person…!!

Some of the sms’s from my collection…. check them out

1) Aa bhi jaao ki zindagii kam hai..
Tum nahin ho to har khushi kam hai
Chehre se hata naqaab,
ki duniya bhi jaane ki qayamat kya hai

2) Chupke se koi dil mein sama jata hai..
Jaise hume tadpaane mein mazaa aata hai..
Koi itna dard de jaata hai..
Par kambakht dil ko ussi pe hi pyaar aata hai..

3) Teri baahoon mein simatne ki chahat hain
tere saath mein lipatne ki chahat hain
khuda do ek nazar dekhne ke baad
tujh par mar mitne ki chahat hain
tere saath guzara har lamaha apna
har pal tere saath rahane ki chahat hain
tum pyar bhari ek nazar dalo mujpar
in aakhon ke saagar main dubne ki chahat hain.

4) KAFAN NA DALO MERE CHEHRE PAR,
MERI AADAT HAI MUSKURANE KI,
NA DAFNAON MERI LAAS KO,
MUJHE UMMID HAI USKE AANE KI

5) TUM dil mein basey ho
dharkan ki tarha
sanson mein basey ho
khushboo ki tarha
ankhoon mein basey ho
khowaboon ki tarha
khiyaloonmein basey ho
humsafar ki tarha
aur tum se kiya kahoon
ke tum,
rooh mein basey ho
zindagii ki tarha

6) Yaadon mein tum, khwabon mein tum
Aankhon mein tum, dil mein tum
Yaad karein bhi to kaise karein dost tujhko
Jise bhula na paayein wo hi shaks ho tum…..

7) jee raha houn magar jeene ki chahat nahi
marna chahata houn magar maut meharbaan nahi
tumhare yaado ne to gher ke rakha hai mujhe
tera saath bhi is jindagi me shayad mumkin nahi

8) Ishq sabhi ko jeena sikha deta hai,
wafa ke naam pr marna sikha deta hai,
ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho yaar har
dard ko sehna sikha deta hai.

9) Karke dosti, hum doston ko nahi bhulate….
Zindagi bhar hum dosti hain nibhate….
Na tumhe ho batwaare ka ehsaas….
Isliye ab hum naye dost nahi banate..

10) WOH OR HONGE JO KHELTE HAI DILO SE
HUM DILO KO MILANE KA HUNAR JANTE HAI
ITNA MAT ITRA IS DIL PE
HUM DILO KO CHURANE KA HUNAR BHI JANTE HAI

English sms
 
1).  If I got ur smile, I dnt need flowers,
      If I got ur voice, I dnt need music,
      If u speak 2 me I dont need anybody else,
      If U r my friennd I dont need the world!
 
2).  If i was a tear in ur eyes,
       i would turn down your cheek
       and kiss your lips
       &; if u were a tear in my eyes
        i would never cry 4 fear of losing
        u…
 
3).  Sweet candies are nice to eat
      Sweet words are easy to say
      but, sweet ppl are hard to find
      OH MY GOD! how did u find me
 
4).  Hi Moon!, Dim Your Light.
      Hello Wind!, Breeze Soft.
      Hi Flower!, Blossom Slowly.
      Hello Earth!, Spin Gently.
      Coz My Frend Is Going To Sleep. gud nyt…….
 
5).  There r 6 Billion people around the wrld.
       I dnt knw y i keep on messaging u.
       Maybe bcoz.. 5,999,999,999 cant replace… a single ‘YOU’.
 
6).  The World is Round We’ll meet again.
      When we meet I’ll ask You “How are You”
      Hope You’ll not ask “Who are You’!
 
7).  S
      O
      R
      R
      Y
      S
      O
      R
      R
      Y
      S
      O
      R
      R
      Y
      S
      O
      R
      R
      Y
      Dont get confused,arey baba’SORRY’ means
      S-SOME
      O-ONE’S
      R-REALLY,
      R-REMEMBERING
      Y-YOU.
 
8).  YOU look Sweet when
      You read my SMS,
       Sweeter when
       You read
       n Smile…
       But You look
       Sweetest when
       You read,
        Smile n
        Reply.. )so try
        2 look
        Sweetest
        always
 
9).  Life
      is only
      travelled
      once.
      Today”s moment becomes
      Tomorrow”s
      Memory.
      Enjoy
      Every
      Moment
      Good or Bad
       because
       the gift of Life
       is
       LIFE itself.
 
10).  Earth may stop Rotating
        Birds may stop Flying
        Candles may stop melting
        Fishes may stop swimming
        Heart may stop bearting
        But I will never stop……
        “ THINKING U ”
 
11).  Friendship is not collection of hearts
         but it is selection of hearts.
         All friends are not True.
         But true friends are very few,
         Which includes U……
 
12).  LOVE IS LOVE. LOVE IS U.
        I LOVE LOVE. SO, I LOVE U.
        PEOPLE LIVE. PEOPLE DIE.
        PEOPLE LAGH. PEOPLE CRY.
        SOME GIVE UP. SOME WILL TRY.
        SOME SAY HI. SOME SAY BYE.
        OTHERS MAY FORGET YOU.
        BUT NEVER CAN I.
 
13).  who is friend?
         F-First
         R-Relative
         I-In
         E-Every
         N-New
         D-Difficulty! !!
 
14).  When i am not messaging u
          it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i
          am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

15).  Heart can skip beat for a while.
        Memories can be kept in a file
        A Desert can replace the Nile
        But nothing can stop a Smile
        When your NAME comes on my Mobile……
 
 
Funny sms
1).  aap zindagi main buhat agay jaow gay
      buhat agay jaow gay……… ……
      kiuke
      app jahan bhi jawo gay sab app say
      ye kahain gain
      “chal bay chal agay chall”
 
2).  aap kitnay achay hain
      aap kitnay piyaray hain
      app lagtay hum ko chand sitaray hain
      aap hum ko jan say bhi piyaray hain
      aur ek ham hain
      jo kab say jhoot bolay ja rahain hain
 
3).  Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
      Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
      Ab tum hi batao,
      kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
 
4).  Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
       liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
       socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
       magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
 
5).  Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe,
       Door rehkar bhi hamesha
       chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to
       Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.
 
6).  Life without u is impossible,
      u r in my breath and blood.
      i cant stay for a second without u,
      if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am
      talking about OXYGEN
      ha ha ha just joking…… …….
 
7).  A study has proved that all fools use
       their THUMB while reading a SMS.
       Now its 2 late dont try
       2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

8).  I saw U on ROAD today.
      U were lukin SO fine,
      Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.
      My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
      WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

9).  NOBODY like U,
      NOBODY cares for U,
      NOBODY misses U,
      NOBODY wants to see U good,
      NOBODY is Ur best friend,
      NOBODY is happy with U…Dont cry!!!
      My name is NOBODY
 
10).  What is meant by ABCDEFG…
         A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl
         And GFEDCBA means…
         Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy
 
 
Hindi sms
 
1).  phool khiltay rahain zindagi ke rah main
      hasi chamakti rahay aap ki nigah main
      kadam kadam per mile khushi ke bhar apko
      dil deta hay bar bar yehi dua app ko
 
2).  kuda karay keh to sab say naik serat ho
      keh tere terhan tera dil bhi kubsurat ho
      dua say qabal milay tujh ko jo bhi to chahhay
      keh kudh dua ko teray hatoon ke zarorat ho
 
3).  Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
      Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
      Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
      Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.
 
4).  Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
      Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
      Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
      Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga..
 
5).  Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
      nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
      tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
      magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai…
 
6).  Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye,
      Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye
      per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,
      Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi….
 
7).  Aisa lagta hai zindagi tum ho,
      Ajnabi kaise ajnabi tum ho
      Main zamin pe ghana andhera hun,
      Aasmano ki chandni tum ho
      Dosto se wafa ki ummeede,
      Kis zamane ke aadmi tum ho
 
8).  aapko bhool jau umar gujarne ki baat hai………
      aapko na ho yakeen ye aur baat hai……… …..
      jab tak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad ………..
      ye saans toot jaaaye to aur baat hai……… …..
 
9).  Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.
      Bhul jayenge aap hume,
      bhulne wale hum nahi…
      Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,
      aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi
 
10).  Kabhi gamo se tumari mulakat na ho
        udaas bethe raho aisi koi baat na ho
        shiqayat ho to hume maf kar dena
        fursat mile to hume yaad kar lena
 
11).  Nakaam si koshish karte hai,
        Humunse ulfat kiya karte hai.
        Taqdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
        Aur ek hum hai,
        Ki Chaand ki aarzoo kiya karte hai
 
12).   Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge hame,
         Jitni door jaoge najdik paoge hame.
         Mita sakte ho to mita do yaaden meri,
         Magar kya sapno se juda kar paoge hume?
 
13).  Bhul jane ka hosla na hoga…
        Dur rehkar bhi tu juda na hoga…
        Tujhse milke kisi aur se kya mile ae rehman
        koi tera jaisa dusra na hoga.
 
14).  Rishto ki ehmiyat batate hai faasle..
        Magar thoda tadpate hai faasle..
        Dilo me ho na duri dua karna..
        Chahe yu hi rahe milo ke faasle!
 
15).  Is patthar ki duniya mein
        aksar dil tut jaya karte hai..
        Ankhein bhi sambhal kar band karna mere dost,
        Palko ke beech bhi aksar sapne tut jaya karte hai..
 
16).  Aap Ye Samjhtey Hain Key Hum Ney App Ko Bhula Rakha Hai
        App Nahin Jantey Key Dil Mein Chupa Rakha Hai
        Dekh Na Le Apko Aankhon Mein Koi Iss Dar Sey
        Palkon Ko Jhuka Rakha Hai….
 
 
17).   Ae barish jara tham ke baras,
         jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
         pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake,
         phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake..
 
18).  Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
         kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..
         tujh se mile zamana hua magar…
         yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi.
 
19).  Yaadon ki dhund me teri parchai si lagti hai,
        Sannate mein gunjhti koi shehnai si lagti hai,
        Tum kareeb ho to apnapan hai,
        Varna seene mein sanse bhi parai si lagti hai.
 
20).  Dil se tera khayal na jaaye to kya karu,
        Tu hi bataa tu yaad aye to kya karu,
        Hasrat ye hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lu,
        Magar kismat wo lamha na laye to kya karu.
 
21).  Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
        mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
        jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
        is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
 
22).  Itni chhoti nahin dosti apni,
        Kaise soch liya k kinaara aa gaya.
        Lo ho gayi mobile mein roshni,
        Aur SMS hamaara aa gaya….
 
23).  Kabhi dost’ kehte ho,
        kabhi dua dete ho,
        kabhi bewakt neend se jaga dete ho,
        par jab bhi hume sms karte ho
        khuda kasam khushi hi khushi dil main jaga dete ho.
 
24).  Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
        humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
        is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
        humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain…

25).  Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
        gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
        tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
        tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

26).  Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
        Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
        Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
        SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai

hamara.

27).  Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
         Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
         Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
         Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

28).   Kadam Kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna,
         Dosti ke daur mein Dosti Rakhna
         Hamari yaadon ke SMS zarur aayenge,
         Aap bas apna INBOX khali rakhna.

Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
 
Hum hosh me aane hi wale the.
Ki aap Phir se muskura diye ….
 

************ ********* *********
 

 PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai..
MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..
 
Mil kar khush hue to kya hue..
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..
 
 
************ ********* *********
 

Deepak me agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
 
Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate
Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.
 

************ ********* *********
 
DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO USE HONE MAT DO,
HO GAYI TO USE KHONE NA DO,
 
AUR AGAR DOST HO SABSE PYARA TO USE SONE MAT DO…….
!! JAGTE RAHO !!
 
 
************ ********* *********
 

Kasoor na unka tha na hamara,
Hum dono hi rishto ki rasam nibhate rahe,
 
Who dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe,
Hum mohabbat ko dil me chhupate rahe.
 
 
************ ********* *********
 

Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar NE dil ki nazar utari,
 
Nazar NE dekha nazar ko aise,
Ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
 
 
************ ********* *********
 
Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
 
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
 
 
************ ********* *********
 

Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
 
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
 
 
************ ********* *********
 

Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! I.
 
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar AA jaaye muskaan hont pe tumahari.
 
 
************ ********* *********
 

 Duriyon ki na parwah kiya kijiye,
Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye,
 
Hum door jyaada nahi aapse,
Bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye.
 
 
************ ********* *********
 

 Waqt NE sari kahani hi badal dali,
Pyar ka naam Jo aata hai to Dar lagta hai,
 
Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai mujhko,
AB koi haath milata hai to Dar lagta hai,
 
 
************ ********* *********
 

Na kabhi muskurahat aapke hoton se dur ho,
Aapki har khwahish hakikat me manzur ho,
 
Ho jaye Jo aap humse khafa,
Khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa kasoor ho…
 

************ ********* *********

Woh dil kya jo milne ki dua na kare,
Tujhe bhool kar jiyun khuda na kare,
Rahegi teri yaari meri zindagi bhar ki,
Yeh baat aur hai ke Zindagi WAFA NA kare. . .

************ ********* ********* ********* *

Na jaane ye nazare kyun udaas rehte hai
Na jaane inhe kiski talaash rehti hai
Ye jankar bhi ki woh apani nahi hai
Fir bhi unhe paane ki aas rehti hai.
 
************ ********* ********* ********* *

 Deri hi sahi par duri to nahi,
Intezar bhala par judai to nahi,
Milna bichhadna to kismat hai apni,
Aakhir insaan hai hum farishthe to nahi.
 
************ ********* *********
2) TUJHE Apna Mukkdr Batate Hai Hum,
Khuda K Baad Tere Aage Sir Jhukate Hai Hum.
Dosti Ka Rishta Tod Mat Dena,
Is Rishte K DumPar muskurate hai hum
 
************ ********* ********* ********* *

3) Har Subhah Teri Muskarati Rahe,
Har Shyam teri Gungunati Rahe,
DOST tu Jise se bhi Mile,
Her Milane walo Ko Teri Yaad Aati Rahe

************ ********* ********* ********* *

4) PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai..
MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..
Mil kar khush hue to kya hue..
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..

************ ********* ********* ********* *
EK DIN JAB HUM DUNIA SE CHALE JAENGE,
MAT SOCHNA APKO BHUL JAENGE,
BAS EK BAR ASMAN KE TARAF DEKHNA,
MERE PAIGAM SITARO PAR AAPKE LIYE LIKHE NAZAR AAENGE.

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Khushi k LIYE Gum kurban ,
Hasi k Liye . AAnsoo kurban,.
Pyar,k Liy Dil kurban,
Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban,
Aur ladki k Liye Yaar Tu bhi kurban!
 
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Chand par agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate
Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.

************ ********* ********* ********* *
Kudrat ke karishmo me agar raat na hoti,
Khwabon me bhi unse mulaqat na hoti,
Yeh dil har ek gam ki wajah hai,
Ye dil hi na hota toh koi bat hi na hoti.

************ ********* ********* ********* *
Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum,
Jisko roj ek sms karna pade,
Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum….

************ ********* ********* ********* *
Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rehte hai jo nigaho se door,
Sale wahi Question compulsory hote hai…

************ ********* ********* ********* *
Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai
tum hamare nahi too kya gum hai
hum tumhare to hai ye kya kam hai?
 
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Unko humse mohabbat nahi ye humne tab jaana
jab unki mohabbat ne kar diya humko deewana.
 
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Jis Shaam Mere Lab Per Tera Naam Na Aaye,
Khuda Kare Aisi Shaam Na Aaye….
Aai Jaane Wafa, Ye Kabhi Mumkin Hi Nahin,
Afsaana Likhnu Aur Tera Naam Ma Aaye.
 
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Kadam Kadam Par Baharon Ne Sath Chod Diya,
Pada Jab Wakt To Apno Ne Sath Chod Diya.
Kasam Kaii Thi Is Sitaron Ne, Sath Dene Ki ,
Subah Hote Hi Sitaron Ne Bhi Sath Chod Diya.
 
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Falak ke teer ka kya nishaana tha
idhar mera ghar, udhar uska aashiaana tha
pohunch rahee thi kinaare kashthi-e-umeed
us hi waqt is toofaan ko bhi yahaan aana tha?
 ************ ********* ********* ********* *
Dooriyo se fark padta nahi hai.
Baat to dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai.
Dosti to kuch khas aap jaise se hi hai,
Varna mulaqat na jaane kitno se hoti hai.
 
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Sitam ko humne berukhi samjha
Pyaar ko humne bandagi samjha
Tum chahe hume jo bhi samjho
Par humne to tumhe apni zindagi samjha
 
************ ********* ********* ********* *

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya, Magar aab
kya karoge…?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?Ha ha ha ha
 
 
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte
ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja
hua bhejte ho!!

 
Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper……….. You can make free
calls!!!
 
 
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per,
per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

 
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
 
 
Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star
Kitna soyega uthja yaar,
up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky,
uthke jaldi pee le chai,
then call me up and say HI
 
 
Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai,
Waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai,
Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare,
Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!
 
 
Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge,
fir……… ……… ……… …. rickshaw Kar lenge.
 
 
DHANIA RS 3 ……MIRCHI RS 4 ……AALOO RS 5 ….TEENDA RS 6… TOMATO RS 10

………PALAK RS 15 …………………
YAH SUB TO MENGHA HAI PAR SMS TO SASTA HAI PHIR KERTAY KYOUN NAHIN ????
 
 
1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho
tum.Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
 
 
YOU are very cute b’coz in my dictionary Cute means… C – Causing U –
Un-necessary T – Trouble E – Everywhere
 
 
Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana…
huzefa se alag duniya mat basana…
Waise aaj mood mein hunto sms kar diya
par roj intezar mein palkein mat bichhana …
 
~~~~ SMS COLLECTION ~~~~~
 
 U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach

but not out of my mind. I don’t know what I mean 2 u, but u’ll always be

special 2 me.
   * *    * *    * *    * *    * *

• Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u’ll always

remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile

from u.
   * *    * *    * *    * *    * *

• Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too
many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
   * *    * *    * *    * *    * *

• I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a
pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
   * *    * *    * *    * *    * *

• Those who can’t have u hate u, those who have u can’t handle u, those
who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can’t refuse
u!
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• Even if I had 1 wish… I wouldn’t wish for u to love me, coz I don’t
want your love to come from a wish… but straight from your heart.
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• The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without
music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME
without U!
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• Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday,

Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
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• I don’t care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have
embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the
first but 2 b ur last!
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• U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my
reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u’ll always be
special to me
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• I’m a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is
illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my
heart.
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• Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV
positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No
Wonder!
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• Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS
from me!
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• Hello!! What’s wrong with your mobile?Tried so many times but Every
time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your
heart!
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• If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among
a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a
few miles
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• Don’t send any messages, I don’t want to see you, hear your voice,
think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
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• I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream.
I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning,
think of me.
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• Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?Boy: Are
pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
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• In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I
think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t
sleep coz Im hungry
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• Kissing you baby is my dream. I’m the strawberry & u r the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen. U & I together babes is passion so
extreme!
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• One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic
heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!
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• I know you think I’m cute, I know you think I’m fine, but like the
other guys, take a number and wait in line!
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• I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive,
erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
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• If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good
swimmer I would be?
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• Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
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• If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in
your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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• Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate
sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir
banayi.
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I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What
can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!
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• do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again?
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• I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What
can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!
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• If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks &
Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!

!!
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• Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes
makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope
in me!
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• A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss without the

tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
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• U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier &
protect lives or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!
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• Those who can’t have u hate u, those who have u can’t handle u, those
who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can’t refuse
u!
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• I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed
the moment I laid my eyes on you.
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• There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing
is more beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
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smartman + smart nari = fighting jari
smartman + bevakuf nari = barbadi,,,,,
bevakuf man + smart nari = Jeb khali &
Bevakifman + bevakuf nari = SHAADI

100 Wonderful SMS For U
 
 
1.Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata

2.Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,
na karenge kisi se vaada,
par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dosti
ka vaada

3.Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai

4.Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum,
par ankho me nami si thi,
saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi

5.Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye,
kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye,
gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe,
kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye

6.Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho

7.Movie titles related to engg students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge

7.Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai,
hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain,
humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho
se chalakte hain

8.School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree

9.Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,
diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,
aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,
phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake

10.Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti,
dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti,
ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan,
mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti

11.Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho,
bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti,
thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho

12.Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he,
koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai,
maza to sath tab aye yaro,
jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai

13.Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while loosing
them bcoz friendship is not an opportunity its a
sweet rsponsibility

14.If love is sweet why does it hurt,
if love is deep why does it burn,
if love is warm why do we shiver,
if love is tender why do we cry,
if love is forever why do we die

15.God picked up a flower & dipped in honey he touched
it with love n turned into u,
he then gifted it to me & said this friend is for u

16.Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye

17.Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya

18.Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,
har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,
koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari

19.Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna,
nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
ye nahi kehte ke sath raho dur sahi par yaad rakhna

20.Fasle mita kar aapas me pyar rakhna,
dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yunhi barkarar rakhna,
bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum,
aankhon me hamesha hamara intejar rakhna

21.Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki,
s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se
sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke
s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth
saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya
to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s

22.Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara sochke karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge

23.Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari

24.Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai,
ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,
khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa,
khamiyo se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai

25.Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete,
aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete,
agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri,
to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete

26.Sabse loving kaun: TUM,
sabse sweet kaun: TUM,
sabse cute kaun: TUM,
in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM
lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM

27.Nighahe nighago se milakar to dekho,
naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho,
hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida,
apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho,
asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me,
chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho

28.Frindship opens many doors each with a different
view but none could be more beautiful view
than the door that leads to u

29.Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se
pucho kya hai judai,
yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi

30.Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR

31.Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai,
apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai,
pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai,
dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai

32.Make a heart which never breaks,
make a smile which never hurts,
make a touch which never pains,
make a friendship which never ends

33.Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta,
kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye

34.Zindagi hai nadan isiliye chup hoon,
dard hi dard subah shaam isiliye chup hoon,
keh du zamane se dastan apni,
usme aayega tera naam isiliye chup hoon

35.Hoth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
shayad nazron se vo baat ho jaye,
is ummid se karte hain intezar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne me mulakat ho jaye

36.Sehmi si nigaho mein khwab hum jaga denge,
sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge,
humare sang muskura ke to dekhiye,
hum aapke har gum bhula denge

37.Kaise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi,
bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi,
bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya kare dost,
kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi

38.Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi,
jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi,
pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi,
kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi

39.Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar,
hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar,
milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar,
phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar

40.Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he hum aap ko
manzil samajte he,
bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me
aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai

41.Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare
hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din
nayi nayi to milti

42.Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare

43.Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,
bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai

44.Happy moments praise allah,
difficult moments seek allah,
quiet moments worship allah,
painful moments trust allah,
every moments thank allah

45.Ae khuda dua ye meri khali na jaye ke mere dost ki
palkon main kabhi aansu na aaye,
aansu nikle to khushi ke nikle gum ke aansu mere hisse
me aa jaye

46.Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon mein hai,
pyar hi pyar hi bikhra in fizao mein hai,
aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye,
ab to aapke msg ka intezaar niaghon mein hai

47.Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehata hai,
har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai,
wo pal jo yaar ki baho me guzarta hai,
maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai

48.Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge,
aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge,
agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam,
tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge

49.Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,
par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai

50.Kyun kisi ki khamoshi mujhe khamosh kar jaati hai,
kyun uski udaasi muje udaas kar jaati hai,
kya rishta hai uska mera jo mujhe uski yaad har pal aa
jaati hai

51.Jab koi khayal dilse takarata hai dil na chahkar
bhi khamosh reh jata hai,
koi sab kuch kehkar pyar jatata hai toh koi kuch na
kehkar bhi pyar nibhata hai

52.Reth pe likhna to adat hai hamari isiliye toh sagar
se dushmani hai hamari,
chahe wo lakh bar apka nam mitaye, apko bhulana taqdir
nahi hamari

53.Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,
tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho

54.Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat
samajna

55.Lehar ati hai kinare se palat jati hai,
yad ati hai dil me simat jati hai,
faraq itna hai ki lehar bewaqt ati hai,
aur aap ki yaad har waqt ati hai

56.Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain,
sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki
dosti mangte hain

57.Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota,
duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de

58.Best day aaj, best gift zindagi,
best eahsaas khushi,
best feeling pyar,
best relationship dosti,
best person hum,
best friend tum    hum tum

59.Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon
me asar aaj bhi hai

60.Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum
rakhte hai,
aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab
se hum roz karte hai

61.Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one

62.Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise
yaad kare use khabar ho jaye
rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe woh aap ka
humsafar ho jaye

63.Heart is like a crystal preserve it,
love is like a perfume spread it,
feelings are like flood flow it,
friendship is like umbrella come lets share it

64.Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye

65.Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe is pyar me kaisa
dhoka kar baithe
unse kya gila kare bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil
walon se dil laga baithe

66.Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti

67.Hum mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye,
bana bana kar unhe mitate gaye,
hume koi na apna bana saka,
hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye

68.Days r too busy,
hours r too fast,
sec r too few,
but there’s always time for me to remember a nice
friend like u

69.Kaun hai jo manzil se door nahin,
kaun hai jo zindagi se majboor nahin,
gunaah to sabhi karte hain,
humari nazar mein to khuda bhi bekasoor nahin

70.Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga

71.Nazroo se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai,
har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai,
dil rota hai zakham haste hai,
isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai

72.Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,
bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade,
dukh woh nahin ki unhone hume alvida kaha,
dukh to ye he ki uske bad wo khud ro pade

73.Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi,
par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo,
mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai,
kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo

74.Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai

75.Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki
yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai,
khuda kisi ko pyar pe fida na kare aur kare to juda
nakare

76.Har pal muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurakar gam bhulana zindagi hai,
jeet kar muskurana bhi kya muskurana hai,
haar kar muskurana zindagi hai

77.Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak,
hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak,
aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona,
saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak

78.A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

79.Jab se tumhe jana hai,
jab se tumhe paaya hai,
har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai

80.Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,
ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi,
log kehte hai ki hum patthar dil hain,
lekin pattharo pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahin

81.How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds
exists,
how can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when the wind
exists,
how can u tell me not 2 miss when u exists

82.Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,
hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap,
tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte

83.Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
every silence is sign of lonliness,
every smile is sign of kindness,
every sms is sign of remembrance

84.To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough,
being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is
painful,
being loved is secure but to love is insecure

85.Some people have nice eyes,
some people have nice smiles,
others have nice faces, but u have all of them with a
nice heart

86.Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,
bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai

87.Tujse dosti karne ka hisab na aya,
mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya,
hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalo me,
aur tujhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aya

88.These are some of the romantic countries in the
world,
holland: hope our love lasts & never dies,
italy: i trust & love u,
libya: love is beautiful & u also,
france: friendship remains & never comes to an end

89.Jakham aisa diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi,
aag aise lagayi ki paani se bhi bhuj na payi,
aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad main,
jinhe hamari yaad hamare guzar jane par bhi na aayi

90.Bhool jane ka hounsla na hua,
door rah kar bhi wo juda na hua,
unse mil kar kisi aur se kya milte,
koi dusra unke jaisa na hua

91.Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,
it adds flavour keeps it from being too dry & makes it
easier to swallow lifes sorrows

92.Kaanch chube to nishan reh jaata hai,
dil tute to armaan reh jaata hai,
laga to deta hai waqt marham is dil par,
phir bhi umra bhar ek zakhm reh jata hai

93.Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hai,
kaaton ko kisne yaad kiya,
hum kaaton se mohabbat karte hai,
kyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiya

94.Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hamein
aap yaad nahi aate,
mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate

95.Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,
fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,
na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,
yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta

96.Never search ur happiness in others which will make
u feel alone,
but search it in urself u will feel happy even if u
are left alone

97.Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye

98.Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,
mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,
koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai

99.Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi to aise logon se
kyu milata hai

100.Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,
kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge,
hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna,
jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge

Hi
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don’t

see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al
thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH…!

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie
tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

A police recruit was asked during exam, “What would u do if u had to
arrest ur own mother?” He said, “Call for backup.”

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says
to him, don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A
host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

Friend: how many women do u believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Coz the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better
and 4 worse.

If u r stressed, you’ll get pimples.. if u cry,u’ll get wrinkles.. So, y
don’t u smile & get dimples?

1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
 
Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi
 
Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai
 
KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna
GAM ko dil se aazad karna
Bas itni gujaarish hai aapse ki
ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad jaroor karna
 
Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai,
waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din,
Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo
 
Har yado me usi ki yad rehti hai.
Meri ankho ko usi ki talash rhti hai.
kuch tum b dua kro yaro.
Suna hai dosto ki dua me farishto ki fariyad hoti hai…
 
Khusiyo ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
Patjhar mein bhi bhar leke ayenge,
Jab bhi pukarenge aap pyaar se,
Zindgi se saansen udhar leke ayenge…
 
Thoda socha hai humne …
thoda jaana hai humne…
Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne…
Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga…
isliye dost aapko mana hai humne
 
Lamhe ye Suhane saath ho na ho,
Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
Aapki dosti hamesha is DIL me rahegi,
Chahe kabhi mulakat ho na ho.
 
Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.
 
ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI
YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI
MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE
MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI
 
bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
hum ro na sake
 
Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
 
Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
 
Bhulana tumhe na asaan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga aap to baste ho

ruh me hamari, bus aap hame na bhulana ye aapka ehsaan hoga.
 
aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya ,
apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,
aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye……..
 
Khuda ke Ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar hogaye
kuch to pakde gaye
kuch hamare yaar hogaye

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
 
Teri doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga.
Tere sath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga.
Jab bhi bhulane ki koshish ki.
Tu dil ke aur karib aane laga.
 
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla.
Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla.
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,
aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
 
college ki galiyon me ajeeb khel hota hai
parhaii k bahaane dilon ka mail hota hai
notes k jagah love sail hota hai,
ECliye to PAPPUhar saal phel hota hai.
 
Mennay poocha chand se dekha heh koi mayre yaar sa haseen chand bola abey

pagal heh kya itni upar se koi dekhaye deyta heh kya
 
Din ko chain nahi,
raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lage kahi,
E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal..
yeh pyar nahi …..
Aajka 41 degree celcius temperature hai.
 
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam

kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter
 
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.:
Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna
gol karenge
 
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person
askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar…
 
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
 
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab
kya karoge…?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?Ha ha ha ha
 
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: “mere paas degree hai,
knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?”.
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
 
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

MISS U SMS

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg
doesn’t reach u, but it doesn’t mean I forget u. I’m just giving u time
to Miss me.
 
What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when
we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I
Miss U!
 
am in casualty now, don’t say I didn’t tell you. After 5 minutes, I will
be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don’t STOP.. Missing
You
 
Never luk for a Gud Face, it’ll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud
Skin, it’ll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that’ll miss u
every day.
 
D worst part of life is missin a friend!N u noe what is d best part of
ife -it is havin a friend worth missing!!. MISS U. :-)
 
Distance can’t separate anyone, Time can’t bind anyone, If feelings r
true in heart, Just close ur eyes & u can find ANYONE…… .
 
Your absence should be long enough that somebody MISSES YOU…
It should not be so long that somebody learns to
LIVE Without YOU…!
 
God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to

see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.
 
A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call
for you means I’m missing you.
 
U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief
coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep
missing u.
 
My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold
u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not
with u.
 
I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh,
but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me
cry. Miss you
 
I may seldom tell u how special u are, I may not b able to reach u coz
we’re both busy, but in spite of all, u know u are someone I really miss
& care about.

SORRY
Say
Onetime 2 any1
Really
Remembering
You
 
It’s not true that married men live longer than single
men.
It only seems longer.
 
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over
experience
 
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not the only element of life.
We should also know
horror,
terror,
suspense,
irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
 
Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu,
And then look at neighbourin table n wish you”d ordered that…..
 
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
 
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion
with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes
dear”
 
A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”
 
A woman was telling her friend , “It was I who made my husband a

millionaire. “
“And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
The woman replied, ” A multi-millionaire” .
 
One day a man inserted an ‘advert’ in the local classifieds: “Wife
wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
“You can have mine.”
 

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe- Ji lalchaye rahaNaJaye.
2year:- KINETIC-Sabki hawaNikal de.
3year-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

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Bazu-o-me dam rakhta hoon,
Dil me gam rakhta hoon,
aapki dosti ke baad,
logo se wasta kam rakhta hoon,
Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega,
isiliye Disprin sath rakhta hoon.

———— ——— –

Ramchandra kah gaye siya se,
aisa kalyug aayega,
sirf ek dost SMS karega,
dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!

———— ——— –

Kya mast air chal raele hai
cow log grass eat kar raele hai
dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai
 

Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe Jukam to ho jaye..
Wah wah wah..

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

Kya baat hai…:)

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’-hai…

bahut khoob!!!!

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
ha ha ha!!!!

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al
thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH…!
exam ka saya hai.  exam ke dino me sukh kisne paaya hai.  mom dad kehte
hai acche number la. par inhe kaun samjhaye ye sab moh maya hai.
mast hai bhai!

 
Aye sala, abhi abhi hua yakin, padai mere bas ki nahi. Kitab ko main
nigal gaya, padte padte pigal gaya, hui suban me kho gaya.  papere aaya
main so gaya,  rubaru fail hua.
he he he!!!!!!

If u r stressed, you’ll get pimples.. if u cry,u’ll get wrinkles.. So, y
don’t u smile & get dimples?

Koi achhi si saza do mujhko,chalo aisa karo bhula do mujhko,tumse bichdu
to maut aa jaye,dil ki gehraiyon se aisi dua do mujh ko.
 
Gunah karke saza se darte hain, zahar pee ke dawa se darte hain, dushmano
ke sitam ka khauff nahi, hum toh doston ki wafa se darte hain
 
Main usay Dill Say Piyar Karti Hoon Rang Jis ka Hina Say Milta hay Rangat
Main Dilfarareb Hum Bhi Nahi LAKIN Saonwali si is jori say Zamana jalta
hay
 
Koi achha lage to use pyar mat karna, uske liye apni ninden bekaar mat
karna, 2 din to aayenge khushi se milne, teesre din kahenge mera intjar
mat karna…
 
Zindagi dene vale marta chod gye,apnapan jitane vale tanha chod gye,jab
padi zarurat hume apne humsafar ki vo saath chalne vale apna rasta hi mod
gaye …
 
Kisne meri kabar par aake diya jala diya
Bijli kadak ke gir padi sara chaman jala diya
Chain se so raha tha main odhe kafan majar par
Yahan bhi satane aa gaye, kisne pata bata diya
 
Dil ki aag ko ashko se bujha lenge,ayegi jo yaad tumari jaam utha
lenge,hamse behtar koi mile to btana,tumari rahon se khud ko hata lenge.
 
Khwabon main ayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil main bas jayenge ring tone ki tarah,
 
Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,
Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitebar Karna Hai.
 
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,
itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya
karo
 
Roshni dayker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey.. Dil dai ker dard lena ki
humse seekhey.. kuch na deyker Dil lena koi unsey seekhey.. SMS leker
REPLY na kerna koi Aapsey seekhey
 
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
 
Baatein karke bhola na dena,
Fasana karke mita na dena,
Agar de saka dosti to gham nahi,
Par dost banke bhola na dena.
 
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hmari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
nokri tum karo salary meri ho.
 
Pal pal ne kaha 1 pal se…
Pal bhar ke liye tum mere sath raho……
Pal bhar ka sath kuch aisa ho ki har pal tum hi tum yaad Raho.
 
Har subah
teri muskurati rahe
har shaam
teri gungunati rahe
tu jise bhi mile
is tarahe se mile
ke har milne wale ko
teri yaad aati rahe…
 
Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,tu sitam kar le teri takat
ahan tak hai,wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,hume to dekhna hai tu
bewafa kahan tak hai.

Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us,
ou will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other
 
If I had letters “hrt” I can add “ea” and get heart, If I add u then Id
“hurt” but I rather choose u and get hurt than have a heart without u.
 
Ive got ur bak & uve got mine,ill help u out netime,2 see u hurt,2 see u
cry,makes me weep & wanna die,ill b right here,til d end,cos ur my luv &
my bestfriend
 
I asked God for a Flower,He gave me a garden I asked for a tree he gave
me a forest I asked for a river he gave me an ocean I asked for an angel
he gave me you
 
Feelin bored? THINK OF ME Feelin sad? CALL ME Feelin lonely? See me
Feelin Horny? Use ur hand & enjoy d art of messagin me :p
 
Bunnies do it often, doggies do it right, come and join in natures
game+keep me up all night!
 
You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to
fall,is to fall inlove with me.
 
Kiss’s r blown + kiss’s r wasted kiss’s rnt kiss’s unless they r tasted,
kiss’s spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
 A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain’t a kiss, without some
tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge

Some exercise!
 
God made butter,god made cheese,god made you for me to squeeze,god made

whiskey,god made pepsi,and when he made you,he made you SEXY!
 
I don’t have hopes and dreams, I don’t have party hours, I don’t have

happy hours, I don’t have anything since i don’t have you!
 
When I was a kid, my mom told me that angels live in heaven… Now I know

that it is not true… Because if angels live in heaven, WHY AM I HERE?

:)

Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge jab bhule se kabhi hum yaad
aayeenge
ahsas hoga tumhein humari dosti ka jab duur bahat duur hum tum se chale
jayeenge
 Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha, dharti ko moot aye to dafnao kaha,
sagar main leher uthe to chupao kaha, ap jese dost ki yaad aye to jao
kaha.
 
Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai , Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara , Pukarne

Wala Koi
Gair Nahin Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara
 
The Test Of Friendship Dosen’t Comes When U R 2gether. It Comes When U

Part Ways & U Realize That Despite The Distance, The Friendship Is Still

There…
 
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is

DEFINITE. You’ll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond

DISTANCE!
 
If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take

the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for

you.
 
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together

and never say good bye.
 
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my

everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet

dreams…
 
I was never tired of this life and it’s not gonna matter if I fall down

twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won’t let me hit the ground.

Thanks for being around
 
I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and

share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship

won’t be broken.
 
I don’t regret the things I have done and the things I didn’t do. For

somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up

with a friend like you.
 
Friends are like mangga… you’ll never know which is sweet and which is

not. Well I’m lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!
 
When you’re down, I’ll be there to cheer you up. When you’re tired, I’ll

be there to lift you up. I’ll be your friend no matter what!
 
Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright,

heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I’ll treasure

’till the day my heart stops
 
How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars

twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We

will be friends.
 
I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will

die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.
 
What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you,

cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That’s

what a friend is…you.

9 LeSsOnS In LIfE: LEaRn 2 cArE, LeArN 2 smile, LEaRn 2 CrY, lEaRn 2

gIvE, LeArN 2 4Give, lEaRN 2 SHArE, lEaRn 2 TrUsT, lEaRn 2 luv & LeArN 2

sAy: you miss me!
 
It  s raining now… Should you look out the window & try 2 count the no.

of raindrops you see falling from the sky above, that  s how much I  m

missing you now…
 
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat

because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of

you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
 
Every message is a smile … every word is like a kiss but when you touch

me …remember this … my life is full with happiness
 
If I die and go to heaven, I’ll put your name on a golden star. So that

all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
 
I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss

your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
 
A million words couldn’t bring you back I know coz I’ve tried…. Neither

could a million tears I know coz I’ve cried…
 
Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai…
 
God gaved us two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two

ears to hear, But Y he gives U only 1 hear ‘bcos he gave the other 1 to

find.
 
Ae mere sms mere dost ke paas jaana agar wo so rahi ho to shor mat

machana jab wo jaag jaye to dhere se muskurana aur kehna “………
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I miss you yaar”
 
When daylight turns to a darkened hue,
The lovely stars hinting at u,
ur heart beat tells u something true,
That some 1 badly missing you :-)
 
When you are feeling streesed and about to break……. ..
just remember STRESSED is simply DESSERTS spelled backward…. .
It’s a piece of cake so …… just enjoy!
 
If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be

conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur

lips!!!!!
 
People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try

Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
 
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But

feel best when somebody never forgets u.
 
I cöüld förget a face,förget a place,förget a name förget a game,förget 2

writé ör türñ òff d light,cüd förget mysélf ßüt förget ü… förget ìt!!!
 

Palkon pe sapne saja lein,
Tum kaho to muskura lein,
Ye zindagi-zindagi si lage,
Agar hum tumhe paa lein.
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———— ——— ——–
———— ——— ——— ——— –
Log kehte hai mohabbat me hum mar jaayeinge,
Raah kaisi bhi ho hum guzar jaayeinge,
Tum sitam karke mohabbat ko naa mite paaoge,
Hum sitam seh kar bhi tere dil me utar jaayeinge.
———
———— ——
———— ——— ——–
———— ——— ——— ——— —-
Zamin me koi nami nahi hai,
Phoolon ke aanchal me koi kami nahi hai,
Meri mohabbat ko thukra naa dena,
Kyun ki meri mohabbat me koi kami nahi hai.
———
———— ——
———— ——— ——–
———— ——— ——— ——— —-
Kaisa ajeeb zamana hai,
Kaun samjha kiss ne jaana hai,
Kaash wo hum se juda naa hoote,
Jinke liye ye dil aaj bhi deewaana hai.
———
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———— ——— ——
———— ——— ——— ——— —–
Hum hi me thi wo baat,
Jo yaad naa tum ko aa sake,
Tum ne hume bhula diya,
Par hum tumhe naa bhula sake.
——–
———— —–
———— ——— ——–
———— ——— ——— ——— ——
Hum ne to jaan loota di pyaar me,
Mehboob ne hi dhokha de diya,
Hum ne to khushiyaan maangi thi,
Uss ne hi zindagi bhar kaa gum de diya.
———-
———— ——-
———— ——— ——— -
———— ——— ——— ——— —
Kabhi-kabhi dil zaroor roota hai,
Jab koi mill kar nazroon se door hota hai,
Iss liye rooti hai kambakth aankhe,
Kyun ki dil se zyada inn ka kasoor hota hai.
———
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———— ——— ——— —-
———— ——— ——— ——— ——-
Mehfil bani rahe yuhi tumhari,
Chahe bikhar jaaye ye zindagi humari,
Deewangi iss kadar ban gayi hai,
Ke seh naa paaye ek pal judaii tumhari.
———-
———— ——— –
———— ——— ——— —–
———— ——— ——— ——— ——–
Teri berukhi dekhi zamane ka gum dekha,
Zamane ki tadap dekhi judaii kaa gum dekha,
Hazaaroon gardishe tooti,
Naa hum toote ne ye dil toota.
———–
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———— ——— ——— ——–
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— —-
Dil ki chotoon ne kabhi chaine se naa rehne diya,
Jab chali sard hawaaye maine tujhe yaad kiya,
Iss ka roona nahi kyun tumne yaad kiya,
Iss ka gum hai ki bahut daer me barbaad kiya.
————
———— ——— —-
———— ——— ——— ——–
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— —–
 
Unhe bhi hum se mohabbat ho zaruri to nahi,
Ek si dono ki halat ho zaruri to nahi,
Badli-Badli si nazar aati hai duniya hum ko,
Iss me unki bhi inayat ho zaruri to nahi,
Jiss ko kehte hai mohabbat hai khuda ki nehmat,
Sab ki kismat me ye daulat ho zaruri to nahi,
Chand chunn-ne ki tamanna to hum ko bhi hai,
Magar door kaa chand haqiqat ho zaruri to nahi.
 
 
 
Leave some thing for LOVE….
Never leave LOVE for some thing….
Bcoz in life some thing will leave you….
But LOVE will always live with you….

January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed….. ..
U….
R….
Always….
A HEADACHE to me !!!!
 
 
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
The world seems to be fading away,
Come along with me
I’ll take u an eye specialist !!
 

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
 

During Marriage ceremony why  are you made to sit on the horse ?
You are   given  your  last chance to run away.
 

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds….. .
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
Fool…….. ….
 
 
I wrote ur name on the sands……. ……
It got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air……… ……… ……..
It got blown away,
So I wrote ur name in my heart……. ……
 
I got a HEART ATTACK 
 
 
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire….. Continues with smoke…..and ends in
Ashes…
But don’t worry – we are chain smokers
 

Ur smile can be compared to a flower
Ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Ur innocence to a child
But in stupidity
U have no comparison
U r the best
 

True love is like a pillow
U can hug when u r in trouble
U can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
So when u need true love
Spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
 
 
 
Dear Friend,
 
When I ask u flower,
U give me bouquet
When I ask u a stone
U give me a statue
When I ask u a feather
U give me peacock
 
ARE U REALLY DEAF ? 
 
 
 
I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water….!!!
 
 
When I call u;
1 ring means I’m thinking of u;
2 ring means I like u;
3 means I miss u;
4 means ………pick d phone idiot
 

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to
Exclamatory sentence …
Student : WOW !
 

The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
It functions 24hrs 365 days…..
It functions right from the time u r Born…. Until you fall in love
 
 
SMILE – is a language of love
SMILE – is a source to win hearts…
SMILE – creates greatness in ur personality
SO….
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
 

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, I am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir….
 
 
Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler   had  commited suicide

TUTI HUI KASHTI KO SAVERVTE KISNE DEKHA,

BICHDE KINARO KO MILTE KISNE DEKHA,

BIN BADAL KE MEGHO KO BARASTE KISNE DEKHA,

ISHQ TO SIRF CHADTA HAI UTARTE KISNE DEKHA……. ……… …

LOVE

 i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow

underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky

person who kisses u goodnite

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

********* ********* ********* *

8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning… i love you

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

********* ********* ********* *

Uve won my luv now I luv u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe

as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

********* ********* ********* *

There are a million stars and a million dreams, you are the only star for

me, the only dream i dream

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

********* ********* ********* *

i dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz

i aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious…i am

missin u!

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

********* ********* ********* *

Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull

always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always

luv u

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

********* ********* ********* *

one day the moon sad 2 me, if your lover makes you cry why dont you leave

your lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would you every leave your

sky?

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

********* ********* ********* *

I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon

for the night and you forever!

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

********* ********* ********* *

if i died or travelled far, i’d write ur name on every star,so everyone

could look up & see, dat u mean the world 2 me

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

********* ********* ********* *

Wantin u is easy missin u is hard.Wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my

arms.Constantly think of u wen we r apart.Ive got the padlock u hav the

key to my heart

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

********* ********* ********* *

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the

leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in

love wen u exist?

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

********* ********* ********* *

Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you

ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

********* ********* ********* *
U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight.those words run thru my head day &

nite.i dreamt u held me & made me see dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

********* ********* ********* *

1000 words 1 cud say.1000 wishes 1 cud pray.1000 miles legs cud walk.1000

sounds a mouth cud talk.1000 times ill b true.1000 ways 2 say i luv u!

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

********* ********* ********* *

here are 3 steps to happy happiness: 1 you. 2 me. 3 our hearts 4

eternity!

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********

********* ********* ********* *

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in

the world. -Garman Wold

• The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a

single being even to God, this is love. -Victor Hugo

• If you have it [love], you don’t need to have anything else. If you

don’t have it, it doesn’t matter much what else you have. -Sir James M.

Barrie

• The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we

never give enough of is love. -Henry Miller

• Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don’t share it, you don’t

give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -Dinah

Shore

• To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone

deeply gives you courage. -Lao Tzu

• You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you

have truly lived, are the moments when you have done things in the spirit

of love. -Henry Drummond

• Joy is the experience of knowing that you are unconditionally loved and

that nothing–sickness, failure, emotional distress, oppression, war, or

even death–can take that love away. -Henri Nouwen

• Love is broad; if you love someone, you love all things, not just their

beauty. Love is narrow; you love one and only one, compared to them, no

one matters. -A. Braxton

• It isn’t possible to love and part…You can transmutate love, ignore

it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know from

experience that the poets are right: love is eternal. -E M Forester

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in

the world. -Garman Wold

• The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a

single being even to God, this is love. -Victor Hugo

• If you have it [love], you don’t need to have anything else. If you

don’t have it, it doesn’t matter much what else you have. -Sir James M.

Barrie

• The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we

never give enough of is love. -Henry Miller

• Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don’t share it, you don’t

give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -Dinah

Shore

• To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone

deeply gives you courage. -Lao Tzu

• You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you

have truly lived, are the moments when you have done things in the spirit

of love. -Henry Drummond

• Joy is the experience of knowing that you are unconditionally loved and

that nothing–sickness, failure, emotional distress, oppression, war, or

even death–can take that love away. -Henri Nouwen

• Love is broad; if you love someone, you love all things, not just their

beauty. Love is narrow; you love one and only one, compared to them, no

one matters. -A. Braxton

• It isn’t possible to love and part…You can transmutate love, ignore

it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know from

experience that the poets are right: love is eternal. -E M Forester

WORK
• When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him:

‘Whose?’ -Don Marquis

• To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to

do it, is the key to happiness. -John Dewey

• Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition

results in promotion to a job you can’t do. -David Brent

• The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the

credit. -Dwight Morrow

• If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so

that you won’t have to work. -Ogden Nash

• To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or

measures with money, and that is sincerity and integrity. -Donald A.

Adams

• Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working

together is success. -Henry Ford

• Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to

work hard at work worth doing. -Theodore Roosevelt

• Work is not man’s punishment. It is his reward and his strength and his

pleasure. -George Sand

• The harder I work, the luckier I get. -Samuel Goldwyn
“There re many things in ure life which will catch ure eye but only few

will catch ure heart pursue those…”  
“There re many things in ure life which will catch ure eye but only few

will catch ure heart pursue those…”   

If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you

need me, come to me… If you need money… ……….. THE SUBSCRIBER

CANNOT BE REACHED!

———— ——— ——— —–

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U

laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh

again.. hahaha
———— ——— ——— —–

God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you too,

****but yes, even God makes mistakes!

———— ——— ——— ——

Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose

ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u

cant lose wot u don’t have!

———— ——— ——— ———

What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the

subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail

———— ——— ——— ——— -

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat,

idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without

the word cat

———— ——— ——— ——-

You’ve got Style… You’ve got Intelligence. .. You’ve got Class…

You’ve got D Face… & You’ve got D Body… & I’ve got the wrong number!

Sorry!

———— ——— ——— ———

Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the

endless horizon…. and suddenly I thought… where the hell is my roof?

———— ——— ——— ——— -

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has

come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come..

But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy

reading this SMS !

———— ——— ——— ———-

A – U’r Attractive B – U’r D Best C – U’r Cute D – U’r Dear 2 me E – U’r

Excellent F – U’r Funny G – U’r Gud Looking H – He He He I – I’m J – Just

K – Kidding

———— ——— ——— ——— –

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you

gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much

PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

———— ——— ——— ——— ——

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends,

Charming, Funny, well… Enough about ME! How about you?

———— ——— ——— ——

If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It’s not

because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

———— ——— ——–

This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a

whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?
Animal Planet!
 
———— ——— ——-
 
 
Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can’t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses
………… ….

Uski nazr meri tarf thi,

Meri nazr uski tarf thi,

Vo mujse kuch kehna chahti thi,

Mein us se kuch puchna chahta tha,

Dono ise uljan mein bethe rahe aur exam over ho gaya

………… ….

Aaj tum DIL mango de daingy
……..DHARKAN mango de daingy
……..JIGER mango de daingy
Kyun k
TeenO filmz ghar main he
Parii hain!!!!!
………… ….

E dost teri dosti k liye

Duniya chod denge

Teri traf aye tufan ko mod denge,

Lekin tune jo sath choda

Kasam se teri haddiyan tod denge!!

………… ….

Tez hawa ka jhonka aaya
Saath main teri khushbu laya
Tab meray dil main khayal aaya
Aaj bhi mera dost nahin nahaya

………… ….

Quaid AZAM foat ho chuky hen,

LIQUAT ALI be shaheed ho chuky hen!

IQBAL B NAHIN RAHAY

MARI bitabiat kuch theek nahi rehti

Pata nahi Pakistan ka kya banay ga?

………… ….

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Kuch nahi bas aapka chehra yaad aagaya
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

………… ….

You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar

………… ….

Let me Guess

Wht ru Doing

Reading

Book?

NaNa!

Listning

Musc?

Uhu!

WatchingTV?

Nah.!

Caught U!

Missing Me.

& READIND My SMS

Na..!

Oh Now Ur

Smiling!

………… ….

Teacher in algebra class:

A=B &

B=C

So

A=C

Give me a relevant

Example

STUDENT

Sir

I LOVE U &

U LOVE Ur

DOUGHTER

Means

I LOVE Ur

DOUGHTER

Heheheheeh

(:>$

………… ….

Teri ma di…

Teri piyo di…

Tere behn di….

Tere pra di….

Teri bhabi di…

Tere poray khandan di…

Te meri v….

Tu “Jaan” hay

………… ….

7 WONDES OF THE WORLD BOLE TO

1- APUN

2- APUN KI SMILE

3- APUN KI ESTYLE

4- APUN KI FACE

5- APUN KI NATURE

6- APUN KA MSG

7- BOLE TO TUM APUN KA DOST

………… ….

Dil ki yeh khawaish hai mein tere ghar aaon,

Tere ghar aaon,
Tere ghar aaon,

Baar baar aaon,

Har baar aaon AUR …

Ball baja kar bhaag jaon [Big Grin]

………… ….

Agar aap khubsoorat banna chahtey ho to yeh parho

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Arey arey yeh kia itne saloon main nahi hua to ab kia khubsoorat bano gay

LOVE

Sometimes my eyes get jealouse of my Heart! You Know Why? Bcoz.. you

always remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.

 
Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the

day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I’ll be loving you every

single day of my life.
I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many

reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that

gave me you?
An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care

for you so much coz there’s no reason not to.
If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head

on your shoulder and hold you close to me and answer with a smile: “Like

this!”
Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded text mate, in sickness or in

health, through metering or not, till low bat do us part?
I’ll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my

hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you, but I can’t lend you my

heart coz it already belongs to you.
I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can

lie on what is true. My eyes couldn’t coz even if I close them I could

still see you.
To be disturbed by the beep of your phone only means that somehow,

somewhere, somebody is thinking of you and at this very moment, that’s

me. Love you always.
What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without

happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?

**** PART- 80 ****

1) 5 lovly words-”i’ll top my class
4 pleasant words-’I’ll work hard”
3 sweet words-”i luv studyin”
2 spl words-”my books”
1 imp word-”LATER” …

2) In india,we hav only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN,why?

Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY

3) Dis ones awesome!
How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
“There was a Cold Day

4) Its a Fact-

A-Girl may not help u to get lot of Salary But..

Salary may help u to get lot of Girls. So, Love ur Work not Girls…!

5) “FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES”
do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U’ll find al frns behind u !!!

6) Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
hazaro jati hai
hazaro hasti hai
hazaro rulati hai
lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
jo Doli me aati hai

aur gale pad jati hai.

7) English Teacher:
Make a sentence using “Neither-Nor”

Naughty boy Student:
When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
“NEiTHER” are they
comfortable, “NOR” are we!

8) Santa told his frnd: ” Yaar 1 ladki mujko hans k dekh rahi hai”
Frnd: “Dhyan se dekh..hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai.!”

9) Dost: “Tumhari toh RAM -SITA
ki jodi lagti hai_

Man:”Bilkul Galat hai:

Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai,
Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!

10) 20000 index ki mahima nirali hai,suna hai nifty ambani ki gharwali
hai,ye kaisi diwali hai,sensex hai bhara bhara,par aam admi ki jeb abhi

bhi
khali khali hai.!

1) Har shbad mein arth hota hai. Har arth mein tark hota hai. Wo kehte

hain
k hum haste hain , lekin hasne walo ke dil me b toh dard hota hai…..

2) Ek se ek shararat apki,dil khush kar dene ki adat apki,hum rahe na

rahe
apke is jahan me,ye dua hai ki salamat rahe hamesha ye muskarahat
aapki….

3) Zindgi kbhi muskil to kbhi aasan hoti hai,ankho me nmi hothope muskan
hoti h,na bhulna apni muskuraht ko,issi se har mushkil aasan hoti hai.

4) Edhar raat dhalti…Din udhar nikalta hai,
Koi yaha rukta…koi waha chalta hai,
Deep aur Patange me fark sirf itna..
Koi jal k bujhta…Koi bujh k jalta hai..!

5) Sath nahi rehne se rishte nahi tuta karte, waqt ki dundh se lamhe nahi
tuta karte, log kahte he mera sapna tut gaya, tutthi nind hai sapne nahi
tuta karte.

6) Andhere me rosni ka wajood shayd kahi kho gaya he,
khusi ka silsila bhi ab to ateet ho gaya hei,
ik roshan shama banana chahte the khud ko hum,
taki door kar saken andhere ka gum,
Tej andhi ne shama ka vajood usi andhere me dubo diya hei….

7) Sachi hai meri dosti azmake dekhlo,
Karke yaki mujpe mere paas aake dekhlo.
Badalta nahi kabhi sona apna rang, jitni baar dil kare aag laga kar

deklo.

8) Unse keh do wo meri takdir se jalna chod de are hum to wo badnasib hai
jo agar kafan ki dukan khole to log marna chohd de

9) Sar jhukaoge jahan pathar devta ho jayega
Usse itna mat chaho wo bewafa ho jayega
Hum bhi dariya hai hamen apna hunar malum hai
Jis taraf bhi chal padenge rasta ho jayega

10) Usne dur rehna ka mashwara b likha hai,
Saath he DOSTI ka wasta b likha hai,
Usne ye bhi likha hai mere ghar na aana,
Or saaf lafzo me rasta bhi likha hai

“It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to
love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone” Be in touch..

To:
mumbaihangout@yahoogroups.com

1) Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,ab hume chhod kar mat jana

yaar,bin tere hum jee na payenge,tum na hoge to hum
.
.
.
.
.
.
ULLU KISKO BANAYNGE.

2) Ab itni rat ko apun apko kisi baba ka satsng sunane k liy msg nai kia

Comnsense ki bat hai ki apko gud nite bolne ka tha.Chalo ludak jao..Good

Night…

3) Santa bought new radio & took it 2 toilet.Wen came out banta askd:hw

ws it?Santa:yaar romantic songs chal rahe the bade maje se potty ki. Then

banta took
radio 2 toilet & when came out santa askd:kaisi rahi? Maja aaya?

Banta:kaisa maja!Salo ne jan-gan-man laga diya,sari ki sari khare ho k

karni padi.

4) Ashwarya-Main tere liye sab chod dungi,Abhishek- ma bap,Ash-han,

Abhi-bhai behen,Ash-han, Abhi-films, Ash-han,Abhishek -Aur VIKASH ko

bhi?Ash-Apni aukat me reho.

5) Blockbuster film- SINGUR NIYE KHELA. Action hero- BUDDHADEB.

Dustumisti nayika- MAMATA. Athithi silpi- MEDHA PATEKAR. Producer- RATAN

TATA. Kritagyata
sikar-WB.

6) Puri botal na sahi,ek jaam to ho jaye,milna na sahi dua salam to ho

jaye,jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe jukam to ho

jaye..Wah… Wah
wah..Ab

7) PYAR VYAR to 1 bahana hai.. Ankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai..

Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka kya kare yar RAJ KAPOOR ka nahi IMRAN

HASHMI ka zamana
hai.

8) A Rose Rs.7

A Card Rs.25,

A Lunch Rs.200,

Movie Rs.150

But a friend like u

is”Priceless” …

Zyada udo mat…

Priceless bole to “FOKAT”!

9) u stole my memories i excused !u stole my peace i excused !u stole my

smile i excused u!bt this is 2 much! mere doggie ka biscuit vapis karo

10)
__,__
/____/,? .;’;’;.,
,,l__,_ l l ,,,,)(,,,
This house is gift 4 u. So plz go inside and sleep well. Aur haan aaj se

road pe sona bandh!!

man ask from sardar aqal bari ya bhains?
sardar totly confused and ask the man
tum ne mujhe ullu samjh rakha hai.
date of birth to batai he nahi..

 

Doctor u look exactly like my third wife,
lady: how many wife do u have?
Doctor: Two.

 

wife: thora aram se karo express chala rahe ho
Husband: to kiya margari chalaon?
itne main muna bed se gir jata hai aur bolta hai.
jo marzi chalao par musafir to na girao.
(Sender = Shahid Ali)
 

once prince charles and sardar having dinner
prince said: pass the vine you divine!
sardar thinks how poetic,
sardar says: pass the custard you bastard.

 

Teacher: write your father name in English.
Sikh student: beautiful red underware.
Teacher: what is this?
Student: it’s not wrong.
his name is sunder lal chadda.

 

husband: aaj tak tum kitne logon k sath soi ho?
wife: sach bolon to sirf aap k sath he soi hoon.
baki sab k sath sari sari raat jagi hoon

 

Sardar ji aap ko logon ne kyon mara?
sardar: arey yaar meri photo bus main gir gayi thi.
main ne kaha madam zara sari opar kijiye photo laina hai.

 

ek pathan k janaze main log bhangra daal rahe tahe.
wajha pochi to ek pathan ne bataya k
pehli dafa hum main se koi
Brain Hambrige se mara hai

 

Father: shaadi bachon ka khel nahi
Son: haan pata hai mujhe,
Father: kiya pata hai?
Son: yahi k shadi badon ka khel hai
jo bachon k liye khela jata hai

 

Ek sardar sochta raha?
sari zindagi sochta raha?
sochta raha?
aur sochte sochte mar gaya..
k
meri behan k 2 bhai hain
to mera ek kyon hai.:p

Behind every Man’s success there is a woman.
But behind 16 gal’s success there is a man,
this is what we see in the movie “CHAK DE INDIA”

 
To be kind is more important than to be right.
Often peopel need a patient heart that listens.
No a brilliant mind that speaks.
 
 
Wo yaaro ki mehfil, wo muskurate pal,
Dil se juda hai apna bita hua kal,
Kabhi zindagi gujarti thi hasne-hasaane me,
Aaj waqt gujarta hai.. Kagaz ki note kamane me.

 

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prepare for interview


Interview questions and best responses

Attending an interview for a job you really want can be a nerve wrecking experience especially if you are unprepared. Luckily, Jobsite have created a list of typical interview questions and best responses so you need worry no longer!

The Basics

1. Tell me about yourself

Keep your answer to one or two minutes; don”t ramble.Do not go back to childhood experiences; just give a brief outline of where you are from and where you want to be going.Use your CV introduction as a starting base.Say only positive statements

2. What do you know about our company?

Show that you have done your research. Know what their products are, how big the company is, roughly what their annual revenue is, what reputation it has within the industry and on the street. Know the company”s history, image, goal, and philosophy.

Project an informed interest which allows the interviewer to tell you some more detailed aspects about the company.


3. Why do you want to work for us?

Don”t talk about what you want; first talk about their needs and what you can do for them.You wish to be part of their company: identify its strengths. You relish the challenge of solving their company problem/s. You can make a definite contribution to specific company goals.

4. What would you do for us? What can you do for us that someone else can”t?

Talk about successful past experience where you have helped an employer solve a problem and relate this to the job being offered. Stay positive and don”t be seen to criticize other candidates.

5. Which aspects of our position do you find the most attractive? Least attractive?

List three or more attractivefactors and only one, minor unattractive factor. Aspects to pick up on could include; office location, company reputation, the chance to work with esteemed colleagues, training opportunities etc.

6. Why should we hire you?

Because of the knowledge,
experience, abilities, and skills you possess. Be very positive and
confident in your reply, not vague.

7. What do you look for in a job?

An opportunity to use my skills, to perform and to be recognized. The opportunity to develop further skills; throughout life we should be constantly learning. Relate
your answer to the job for which you are applying e.g. “I enjoy a
challenge and I believe this position would offer me that.”

8. Please give me your definition of a … (the position for which you are being interviewed) .

Keep it brief; actions and results oriented.

9. How long would it take you to make a meaningful contribution to our firm?

Very quickly after a little orientation and a brief period of adjustment.

10. How long would you stay with us?

As long as we both feel I”m contributing, achieving, growing etc.


Management and Experience Questions
11. What is your management style?

For example “Management by
Coaching and Development (MBCD)” where Managers see themselves
primarily as employee trainers. “Open door” is also a good one

12. Are you a good manager? Give an example. Why do you feel you have top managerial potential?

Keep your answers achievement and task oriented. Emphasize management skills – planning, organizing, leadership, interpersonal, etc. Describe relevant personal traits.

13. What did you look for when you hired people in the past?

Skills, initiative, adaptability, team players.

14. Did you ever fire anyone? If so, what where the reasons and how did you handle it?

You have had experience with this and it worked out well. Describe how you spoke to the person and explained precisely but tactfully where they were underachieving.

15. What do you see as being the most difficult task in being a manager?

Getting things planned and done on time within the imposed constraints e.g. budget. Do not imply that these are insurmountable difficulties

16. What is your biggest weakness as a manager?

Be honest but don”t dwell on it and end on a positive note. Industry trend questions

17. Why are you leaving your present job?

No longer provides a suitable challenge, time to move on, I wish to move into .(the area this company specializes in). Give a “group” answer if possible, e.g. our department was consolidated or eliminated.

18. How do you feel about leaving all your benefits?

You feel the challenge and satisfaction this new role will bring outweighs the benefits lost.

19. Describe what you feel to be the perfect working environment.

Where people are treated as fairly and equally as possible. Don”t mention “naked Fridays!”

20. How would you evaluate your present firm?

An excellent company which afforded me many fine experiences


Quantifying Your Experience and Accomplishments

21. Have you helped increase sales? Profits? How?

Imply that you have done so on many occasions, and then concentrate on describing one in detail. Quote facts and figures.

22. Have you helped reduce costs? How?

Imply that you have done so on many occasions, and then concentrate on describing one in detail. Quote facts and figures.

23. How much money did you ever account for?

Be specific and recount a particular contract with facts and figures.

24. How many people did you supervise on your last job?

Be specific – the more the better, but don”t exaggerate.

25. Do you like working with figures more than words?

Be honest but positive. Make it clear that you are confident and comfortable working with both. Don”t say “depends on the figures -nudge nudge wink wink!”

26. In your current or last position, what features did you like the most? Least?

Relate your response to what the new job can offer. Don”t dwell on the negative aspects.

27. In your current or last position, what are or were your five most significant accomplishments?

You could refer to the key accomplishments already identified in your CV. Keep it brief and use statistics if appropriate. Your work style and habits

28. If I spoke with your previous boss, what would he say are your greatest strengths and weaknesses?

Emphasize skills – don”t be
overly negative about your weaknesses; it”s always safe to identify a
lack of a skill or experience as a shortcoming rather than a personal
characteristic.

29. Can you work under pressures, deadlines, etc.?

Yes. Quite simply, it is a way of life in business.

30. In your present position, what problems have you identified that had previously been overlooked?

Keep it brief and be sure to say how you overcame the problems.

31. Don”t you feel you might be better off in a different size company? Different type company?

Depends on the job – elaborate slightly. Reiterate
how your skills, qualifications and previous experience lend themselves
itself to the job you are applying for with this company.

32. How do you resolve conflict on a project team?

First you would discuss
issues privately and tactfully. If the problem is not resolved then
action would need to be taken which, in a severe case, could mean
removing a member of the team.
You would operate within the company”s disciplinary policy.

33. What was the most difficult decision you ever had to make?

Attempt to relate your response to the prospective employment situation. Do not mention trivial issues


Salay questions

34. How much are you looking for?

Answer with a question, i.e., “What is the salary range for similar jobs in your company?

If they don”t answer, then give a range of what you understand you are worth in the marketplace. You could also use your current salary as a base and say that you are looking to improve on this but be careful in case that lowers the wage
they offer.

35. How much do you expect, if we offer this position to you?

Be careful; the market value

of the job may be the key answer e.g., “My understanding is that a job
like the one you”re describing may be in the range of ….

36. What kind of salary are you worth?

Have a specific figure in mind… don”t be hesitant. Avoid joking and saying that they couldn”t afford it!


Personality questions

37. What was the last book you read? Movie you saw? Sporting event you attended?

Talk about books, sports or films that represent balance in your life. Stick to something fairly mainstream or classic.

38. How would you describe your own personality?

Balanced. Fair, honest, reliable, friendly, outgoing, etc.

39. What are your strong points?

Present at least three and relate them to the interviewing company and job opening. Tailor your answer to meet the needs of the employer e.g. “I see myself as a goal-orientated individual who in my previous role achieved above projected results.”

40. What are your weak points?

Don”t say you haven”t any.

Try not to cite personal characteristics as weaknesses, but be ready to have one if the interviewer presses.


Try to transform your
response and the question into a strength. “I”m the kind of person who
likes challenges and gets involved. Some people may see that as butting
in, but I”m sure it could be looked at as a strength because I like to
make sure the job gets done correctly.”


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