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Prayer 2006

Oh God Almighty!!
May my password get accepted
And my explorer get connected

Help me upload my data forever
Not let a hanged out server

Keep my floppies working in their drive
Give me place to back up hard drive

Help send my emails faster
Shield me from virus disaster

Scan my folders without fail
And filter out all junk mail

Give my entire download a surge
Stop my files From getting the purge

Keep hiding all my bugs
Help getting orders for debugs

Keep my client working
And stop my boss barking

Keep my processor fit n fine
Allow it to always work overtime

May i always get access
And my products get great success.

Posted in Philosophy.

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some witty lines

Santa banta once found 3 live bombs and they decided to hand it over to police.
so santa said,”what if one of the bombs explodes while going to police”
In return Banta said,”dont worry we will tell lies that we had recieved just 2 live bombs”.

Kaju,badam,akhrot.kishmis,pista, all dryfruits are tasty
But they have no comparison with you
Bcoz……….
Khajur ki toh baat hi alag hain…

The time
since i met u
i have realised that
A friend
like you is
worth million dollars
So
if u dont mind……..
Bech du kya????

Sometimes in life
we tend to run so fast
that we dont notice friends
running with us
we only notice them
when we fall
& they are there
to hold us
so run as
i am there to hold You.

Posted in Joke.

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worth a Grin

One Family went to the theatre to watch sholay.
when they came back at home the husband romantically asked his wife,
“Naach Basanti Naach”
So in turn his child added and replied,
“Mummy in Kutton Ke saamne mat naachna”.

Posted in Joke.

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Amazing

Plz look at this foto and tell me in one word what comes to your mind immediately after seeing it.

Posted in Photography.

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