Santa banta once found 3 live bombs and they decided to hand it over to police.
so santa said,”what if one of the bombs explodes while going to police”
In return Banta said,”dont worry we will tell lies that we had recieved just 2 live bombs”.
Kaju,badam,akhrot.kishmis,pista, all dryfruits are tasty
But they have no comparison with you
Bcoz……….
Khajur ki toh baat hi alag hain…
The time
since i met u
i have realised that
A friend
like you is
worth million dollars
So
if u dont mind……..
Bech du kya????
Sometimes in life
we tend to run so fast
that we dont notice friends
running with us
we only notice them
when we fall
& they are there
to hold us
so run as
i am there to hold You.
some witty lines
Posted in Joke.
– January 11, 2006
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lol…………
This is the first time I get to hear somebody praising themselves….good
work
good ones! i ll add to my collection