Just a couple of days back while i was walking down the street, i met Mr. Second. He seemed to by quite a busy guy going about his work non-stop. I had to almost run to keep pace with him and to talk to him. I asked him, ‘did u feel any difference on 31st Dec at 11.59pm on your way to work? He replied, ‘nope. not at all. no difference what so ever. i am the same all the time.’
A little further i happened to bump into Mr. Minute. He was a cool dude. Suave and Sophisticated. I posed the same question to him too. He said no way. It was all the same to me. I dont feel any different then and now.
Further down the road, when i met the cool Mr. Hour, I was pretty much tempted to ask him the same question. Without a moments loss, he said that he passed the same lane every night and never did he find any change whatsoever as long as he can remember.
Just then as i was about to proceed further i heard lots of noise and cheering around the corner. And i was surprised to meet Mr. Year. And man, believe me, he had grown since I last met him. Before i could ask him anything, he gave me a tight hug and welcomed me.
And boy am i so proud to share the new Mr. Year with all of you.
Wishing all of you great times ahead.
Hello Friends,
i just wanted to inform you that my blog has been certified as complying to ISO 9001 - 2000 standards. I think this is the first time on iLand that a blog has been certified this way. If you dont believe me, here is the picture of the same too.
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Disclaimer : This is just a fun post and a figment of my imagination. My blog is not ISO certified. So no offence against anyone.
From
rajesh Vora
Standard 2-B
To
The Head Mistress
rediff iLand School
India
Sub.: Permission for leave wanted
Dear Ma'am,
Since I won't be feeling well from 15.07.2007 Sunday onwards, I won't be able to attend your school. So I request you to grant me permission to take leave from that date for a period of atleast 10-15 days. (depending on my mood)
Actually honestly, I am going to attend a marriage, but since I know you won't grant me leave if I tell like that, I am telling that I am not feeling well. I shall produce a medical certificate also from my doctor uncle who is very much liking me. So you also won't have a problem in granting me leave.
I shall try my level best to copy in the exams for the part that I missed in my leave. So don't you worry about that either. And I shall do it without getting caught.
I know you are a good teacher and you won't say no to me, so please grant me the leave as I am asking you with full 'vinamarata'.
With your blessings
I remain
Your most obedient student
rajesh
———- for office purpose only ——
Leave granted as per request.
Signed and stamped.
Only those on my sms recipient list will be able to understand this one . So others pls excuse me. But that doesnt mean others wont be able to understand. The concept is Universal.
rajesh = shit
(ka sms)
How?
Ek ke aaney se aur doosre ke jaaney se badaa aaraam sa mehsoos hota hai.
And don't ask me where I get ideas for my blogs. LoLs.
A relieved mind can think clearly.
Close Your Eyes ' 3
(Those who have come in late, you may read the first two blogs in this series. Both the blogs come under the category, 'Creativity'.)
This is the last blog in this series.
I thank all my friends who commented on my previous two blogs. I am really touched by you friends. You people have touched my heart so much, I hope I don't have to see a cardiologist soon. 
NOW
Close Your Eyes
Relax
Take a deep breath
And now
Think about YOURSELF for TWO Minutes
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Look, You just wasted TWO precious minutes of your life now.
Get back to your work and stop wasting your work time in reading such stupid blogs.
And no need come running after me to bash me up. I just borrowed 'Atlantis' from our Sunita Williams who just returned from her picnic. I am quite quite far away from you guys. LoLs.
Close Your Eyes ' 2
(for those who have come in late, you may please read the Close Your Eyes - 1 first and then come to this one.)
Close Your Eyes for a minute
And think of me
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Now that I did figure somewhere among your list of friends .. What is your perception of me as a friend, as a person, as a blogger, as an individual, anything; You can write anything in the comments box. The comments will not be made visible to others unless you say so. You can also write two comments, one to be kept hidden and another to be made visible.
Look, I am thinking of getting my Blog ISO-9001 certified, that's why I need all this feedback. This will also help me in becoming a better person, friend and blogger. If you think I am wasting my time and yours, you may please ignore this whole thing and get back to your work.
Thanks in advance for your comments.
Close Your Eyes for a minute
Think of some of your closest iLand friends (mind you, iLand friends, not your other friends)
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Does my name feature among them? Within the first 5 names that you thought of?
No?
I have a long way to go then.
Thanks in advance for your comment.
I don't have the time to post a new blog,
You don't have the time to browse thro my old posts '
So I am copy-pasting my old blogs and passing them of as new ..
a La-recycled blog (old wine in new bottle . )
Personal Computer - Rs.20,000
5.1 Channel Speakers - Rs.5,000
DSL Connection - Rs.600
Posting ur blog and
reading your friend’s
comments on ur ILand - Priceless
There are somethings money can’t buy….
for everything else there is Mastercard……..
(originally posted by me on 07.06.2006; Old friends on my iLand are anyway not reading my posts, so they can excuse me for re-posting this one. And my newer friends, I hope u like this post.
Dear Friends
Please note my new address for your reference.
Rajesh B Vora
Blogging Unlimited
7, Humour Building
Creativity Street,
Versatile Road
(Opp. Confused People's Organisation)
rediff iLand
PIN ' 000 000.
Mobile No. +91 90000 00000
It is my ardent wish to be at the above address full time. But other commitments hold me up and so I am able to spend very little time there.
