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June 1st, 2006

Friendship

A genuine friend cares without hesitation, remembers without limitation, forgives without explanation and loves even without communication.


(try to read this one slowly)
U r queue tea, loaf lee, grey ate, horn nest, at track thief, chear fool, soup ear b, and u r my most press yes friend.




Nobody
Teaches
The sun
2 rise

A fish
To swim

A bird
To fly

A plant
to grow .

A child
To cry .

A heart
To choose a
Sweet friend
Like YOU.



Few relations in earth never die.
Want to know what is it?
Read again .

F ew
R elations
I n
E arth
N ever
D ie



Mana hum itne SWEET nahin ke diabetes ho jaaye
Naahi itne SALTY ke BP badh jaaye
Nahi itne TASTY ke mazaa aa jaaye
Par
Hum itne KADWE bhi nahin ke yaad na aaye



Sardar

Santa traveling first time in Plane to Bombay. While landing he shouted "Bombay, Bombay". Airhostess says "B silent". Santa shouts "Ombay, Ombay"

Man to sardar: Kya aap kavi hai? Sardar: Na hi main kavi hoon, nahi main kavi ka bhathija, main to sirf apne maa baap ke manoranjan ka natija hoon. ??




Shairies

Kabhi dil ho udas , aajao hamare paas
Agar dil mein ho gam, bulao, aayenge hum,
Khushi ho ya gam, Milke sahenge ham
Yaad rakhna tum, Dosti ki kasam
Vaada nibhaayenge hum


Na jane kis baat ki hame who saga dete ahi
Meri hasti hui aankhon ko rula dete hai
Ab to muddstase khabar nahi aati unke
Kya is tarah koi apno ko bhula deta hai?


Barsne ke baad
Badal ghira nahi karte
Murjane ke baad phool khila nahi karte.
Doston ki aehimiyat samjo dear
Kyonki bhichadne ke baad
Dost mila nahin karte.


Dil Chahta hai tumse mulakat roz ho
Zindagi ke lamho mein tera saath roz ho
Ho tumse baatein kuch itni kareeb se
Jo umar bhar na bhule wo baat roz ho


Rishte hote hain zindagi bitaane ke liye
Ham apni hasti mita de ise nibhane ke liye
Milne ka to nasib nahi,
Lo sms kiya apni yaad dilane ke liye.



Fiza mein mehekte shaam ho tum
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum
Tumhe dil mein chupaye phirte hai
Ae dost meri zindagi ka doosra naam ho TUM.



Aasuonko bahut samjaya, tanhayee mein aayaa karo,
Mehfil mein hamara mazak na udaya karo
Ansu bole
Itne logon mein aapko tanha pate hain isliye saath dene aate hain.



Yeh duniya kuch aisi hai yahan har raaz ko chhupana padta hai
Dil mein chahe hazaro gam ho, mehfil mein muskurana padta hi.



Har dhadkan ke piche koi baat hoti hai
Har dard ke piche kisiki yaad hoti hai
Aapko pataa ho na ho
Appke har khushi ke piche
Hamari fariyad hoti hai.




Life Gyaan


If you keep waiting for just the right time, you may never begin.
Begin from where you are, with what you are and with what you have.
That's life’s lessons.



Why do people we love hurt us? This query is very wrong
Hurt is a confirmation that there is love in that relationship .



What it TRUST?
Trust is a feeling that a one year old child has,
When you throw him up in the air and catch him again.



A honey bee visits 2 million flowers to collect just 500mg of Honey. So our workload is Nothing compared to them. Keep working hard.




General

A 70 year old man asked his wife "Do you feel sad when u see me running behind young girls?" Wife says, "Not at all. Even dogs chase cars they cant drive."



Be like the moon so simple yet so attractive .
So enlightening yet so cool ..
So moving yet so still
So quiet yet so popular ..
So romantic yet so single ..




Tamil

Ennathan LOVE Coffeeshop la aarambhichaalum
Mudiyaradhu ennavo wineshop la thaan !!
(translation : whatever love starts in coffee shop it ends in wine shop only.)







SMS JUNCTION - 2

May 24th, 2006

Hi Friends,
i am not able to format this lot and make a proper presentation. Firefox doesnt display the formatting tools at all. so i am stuck with this basic window without any formatting tools. if anybody has any idea about which plugin to install please inform me.
i am proceeding with the post anyway because some ppl did enjoy my previous post on sms.
i hope u all enjoy this one. more such posts will be put up regularly.
The heading Life Gyaan has been inspired by Ash K. (forget the euphesim - i have lifted the title from her - thats it.) thanks Ash. The shairies may be universal favourites but Lakshmi likes them very much(thats what she says on her comment.) Isha too liked it. Jayesh is waiting for more.
thanks buddies. hope u enjoy this one.
i am not it town for a couple of days so wont be able to post. but shall try to read ur blogs. keep blogging guys. thats my rechargers.



Shayari

Hasi ne labo pe aana chod diya
Khwabo ne sapno mein aana chod diya
Nahin aati ab toh hichkiya bhi.
Shayad aapne bhi hame yaar karna chod diya?



Zindagi ki raahon pe jab aage aage jaoge,
Pichhe ek saaya tum hardum paoge
Mudke dekhoge to tanhai hogi
Agar mehsus karoge to humko paoge .


(this one's in gujju ' I know some of u can enjoy this one)
Nayan thi nayan malya
ane preet bandhani ..
dil thi dil ni dori sandhani
amey to jivtata saral zindagi
tame malya ne amari pattar thokani .



Kuch pal hote hai, kuch pal ke liye
jile inhe har pal ke liye,
yeh waqt toh ret ki tarah fissal jayega,
de jayega yaadein, umar bhar ke liye.


Friendship

Time alone can prove the worth of friendship.
As time goes by, we lose our fault lines and the best ones stay.
Just a sweet hi to one of the best..



I may
not
be
the
most
important
person
in
your
life, but
I am sure
that one day
when
you
hear
my name
you
would
just
smile and
say
"Hey, I Know Him,
That's my friend."



What is the advantage of Friendship over Marriage?
You can have lots of people as friends .is that possible in Marriage.





Life Gyaan


It's ok to have money and throw away things that
money can buy.
But it's good to check up once in a while and make sure
you haven’t lost things money can’t buy………..



BE ALERT as the active person and
BE RELAXED as the lazy person
Once these two are there together you are BALANCED.


Kind words can be short and easy to speak,
but their echoes are truly endless. ' Mother Teresa.


The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moment of comforts, but
where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.



Friendship is like a needle of a clock. Though we are in the same clock, we are not able to meet. Even if we do meet, its only for a few seconds. But we always stay connected.



If you just pause for a moment instead of reacting, the best comes.
If you react instantly, the worst comes. So pause a little before you react.



Treat Every One with LOVE .
Even those who are rude to you
Not because they are not nice
but because you are NICE.





Tamil

Tholviyin sinnam……….Taj Mahal
Vettriyin sinnam idhu varai illai….
Jaithavan kadhalai madhipadhillai
Thotravan kadhalai marapadhillai…
Thats LOVE……..



Kathal vara
kaaranam kangal
antha kangalil
kanneer vara
kaarnam pengal





General


Success Formula: Sleep 8 hours, work 8 hours. Make sure they are not the same 8 hours.



Theory is when you know something and it doesn't work.
Practical is when you know something works, but you know it works but you don't know why.
Engineering is when you know something doesn't work and you don't know why.






more sms

May 21st, 2006

……. to be posted shortly…..

meanwhile please visit the previous blog…. SMS Junction

SMS JUNCTION

May 21st, 2006

Hi Friends,
Been quite some time I came on my iland. I did visit some of you people's ilands and commented on some of them. My PC was down. My own fault. Tried to install another OS, got lots of viruses. Still nothing in order. Shall try to blog regularly from the coming week.

Some people may have read all the sms; All people may have read some sms; but not all the people would have read all the sms reproduced below. So enjoy the 50 sms’es.

Depending on the feedback, I might make this a regular feature on my iland.



SHAAYARI

Mehfil na hoti, Nazare na hote
Yun chand ke pehlu mein sitare na hote
Hum isliye karte hai parwah aapki
Kyun ki dil ke kareeb saare nahin hote


Koi door ho kitna bhi, kya gam hai
Magar woh apna hai, ye kya kam hai
Chahe na ho koi baat, na koi mulakat
Yaad woh kar le ek baar, ye kya kam hai.


Bikta hai gam husn ke bazaar mein,
Lakho dard chipe hai ek chote se inkaar mein
Ho jao agar zamane se dukhi
To swagat hain hamari dosti ke darbar mein.


Yaadein woh nahin jo
Tanhai mein aati hain
Yaadein woh hai
Jo bhid mein
TANHAA kar jaati hai.


Har kisiki ajib kahani hai
Chup rehna bhi pyaar ki nishani hai
Zakham nahi phir bhi kyon dard ke ehsaas hai
Lagta hai Dil ka tukda aaj bhi kisike paas hai.


Tufaan me kinare mil jaate hain
Zindagi mein sahare mil jaate hain
Koi cheez zindagi se pyaari nahi hoti hain magar
Kuch log zindagi se bhi pyare mil jaate hain.


Na kashti, na kinara hai koi
Na manzil, na sahara hai koi
Na aansu, na khusi ka ishaara hai koi
Par aap hai to lagta hai
Is duniya me humara hai koi.


Unko pyaar karne ka hisaab na aaya
Meri kisi bhi baat ka jawaab na aaya
Hum to jaagte rahe unke hi khayalon mein .
Aur unko so kar bhi humara khwaab na aaya.


Dooriyon se fark padta nahin
Baat dil ki nazdikiyon se hoti hai
Dosti to kuch khaas aap jaise se hai
Varna
Mulaqat na jaane kitno se hoti hai.


Palbhar mein toot jaye woh kasam nahi
Doston ko bhool jaye who hum nahin
Tum hame bhool jao is baat mein dum nahin
Kyonki tum hame bhool jao itne bure hum nahi.


Chaiwala :
Bholi si surat ankhon mein masti .
Dur khadi sharmaaye ..hai hai ..
Ladki :
Kali si surat, haaton mein kitli
Dur khada chillaye .chay chay ..


Safar lamba hai, dost banate rahiye
Dil mile na mile haat badhate rahiye
Taj na banaye, bahut costly padega
Har taraf Mumtaz banate rahiye.



LIFE GYAAN

When you are in light, everything will follow you.
But
When you enter darkness, even your own shadow will not follow you.
This is Life.


Winds can chill
Fire can burn
Rain can drizzle
But
The power of your smile can heal a frozen heart.
Keep smiling always.


"Fear is the vital reason for every Failure."
And "Confidence is the vital reason for all Success"
Be Confident and make success yours.


You should have the determination of mirror that it never loses its duty of reflection even after broken into a thousand pieces.


Whats more painful?
When a person whom you trusted hurts you
Or
A person whom you hurt still trusts you?
Think .


Life is a different kind of teacher:
A teacher teaches the lesson first and then keeps the exam.
But
Life keeps the exam first and then teaches the lesson.


Problems are like little stones.
If you keep them near to your eyes, they hide the vision.
If you keep them at a distance, you can see how small they are.


Life is like a novel written by God.
It is filled with suspense. You have no idea until
Whats going to happen until you turn the pages.
But enjoy the pages of the novel what you have read.


People are to be loved and things are to be used.
There is much chaos in this world coz,
People are being used and things are being loved.





THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Do not envy the one you admire the most,
Instead, try to make yourself one that can be envied.


Don't aim for success if you want it;
Just do what you love and believe in and
It will come naturally.


If you keep a secret, it is your slave.
If you let it out, it is your master.


Even a correct decision is wrong when it is taken too late.
- Karl Marx.


Love a fool or let a fool love you .but
Never let love fool you.


Never make the same mistake twice.
There are so many new ones to make.





MOTIVATIONAL

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past. You cant go forward in life until you let go of your past failures.


Feeling Bored? Think of me.
Feeling Sad? Call me.
Feeling Lonely? See me.
Feeling Sleepy? Dream of me.
My Name is Self-Confidence.
Never Lose Me.





SARDAR

Man to Sardar: Why are you removing the auto's tyre?
Sarday: Bcos it is written here that only two wheelers can be parked here..


Banta Singh: My sons a drug addict, daughter a flirt, and wife a gambler.
Santa: Isnt there anything positive in your life?
Banta: Yes, there is. I am HIV+ve.




FRIENDSHIP

Doston ke bina zindagi fizool hai,
Par dosti ke bhi apne usool hai
Kehte hai milti hai dosti mein takliphen
Par aap ho dost to sab kabool hai.


Open your door when you are alone
Open your heart when you feel sad
But
Don't open your hand when you need a friend
Bcos I am already holding your hand.


Butterflies don't know in what color their wings are
But human eyes know how beautiful that is .
Like wise you don't know how sweet you are
But I know how special you are to me .


Friendship is such a Chemical ..
It dilutes your sorrow
Evaporates your worries
Filters your mistakes
And
You will find crystals of Love, Joy and Happiness.


If each leaf of a tree is your smile then don't worry friend,
I will pour water throughout my life to see your
EVERGREEN SMILE FOREVER .


Yaar hai humara baharon jaisa
Dil hai uska Dildaro jaisa
Bahut doston ki zaroorat nahin..
Jab hamara ek yaar hi hai hazaaron jaisa .


One should not make friends just to fill in an empty space but
To have someone to stay by his side to complete the
Missing piece in his life.


Khuda ne mujse kaha,
bande dosti na kar, dosti mein tu deewana ho jaayega.
Maine kaha ' Aye Khuda,
Kabhi zamin pe aake mere yaar se milna,
Tu khud hi uska dost ho jaayega.


Dosti ki judaai ka gam na karma
Dur rahe to bhi dosti kam na karma
Agar mile zindagi ke kisi mod par
To dekhkar humko aankhen bandh na karma ..


A moment of joy spent under a willow,
The tear of eye that wets the pillow.
Sometimes pain and sometimes pleasure,
When given by friends
Both are a treasure.


Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person because you neither have to weigh your thoughts nor measure your words.


The relation between one heart and another heart is called LOVE and
The relation between Heart and Heartbeat is called FRIENDSHIP.


Some joys are better expressed in silence,
Like a smile holds more meaning than laughter.
Once I asked myself, Did I enjoy meeting you in my life?
I just smiled.


Love your friends and enemies.
Friends will help for your winning moment.
But enemies are the reason for your winning moment.
So love the world.




TICKLISH

Makan Malik: Kiraya Rs.1000 hoga
Kiraydar : Theek hai, magar aapke makaan mein chuhey naach rahe hain.
Makan Malik: To sale, 1000 mein kya Bipasha nachegi??


Boy to Girl Friend: I can climb the highest mountain, swim the deepest sea, walk on hot coal, just for you.
Girl: How sweet! Can you come home now?
Boy: Not now, its drizzling.


An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing.
- Albert Einstein


Definition of wife:
A woman who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single!




NAUGHTY

Naukrani: Malkin aap itni udaas kyon hai?
Malkin: Tere saheb apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hain.
Naukrani: Nahi. Saheb mujhe dhoka nahin de sakte hain.