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The person who has framed these questions looks like some retired nerd of bollywood scripts. Lols. I thought that I would not have to sit and answer questions after I quit school & college but sigh duniya hai gol
In school we used to copy answers and not the questions.
Here we copy the questions and not the answers.
Uncanny world, aint it folks?
Here I am answering my question paper. One habit dint die though. Asking for additional sheets of paper. Lols.
1. If your lover betrayed you what would your reaction be?
Heave a sigh of relief.. good riddance..
But then my lover would drown before I can be betrayed.. drown in my love that is
Seeing myself being a monk (now don't laff at this one.. I am dead serious . )
3. Is there any person, at whose face you wanted to throw your slippers/sandals/shoes at?
My dad doesn't have a footwear shop nor do I have enough money to buy new ones. I hold on to my footwear dearly.
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Behind every great wealth is a crime. Even if I got to earn prolifically (legally and justly too), I would not allow a billion dollars to accumulate in my bank in the first place.
5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
Guys, I aint gay.
6. Which is more blessed: loving someone or being loved by someone?
When its Mom, its blessed being loved and
When its wifey, its blessed loving her.
(not that its not true vice versa either)
7. How long would you wait for someone you love?
Till the traffic lights turn green.
8. If the person you like finds someone better than you, what would you do?
I'll cajole, beg, wipe her footwear, make breakfast/lunch and dinner, watch mushy movies, be a comrade-in-hand while shopping and more importantly listen to everything without uttering a word in return. Now let her find a better person. ^smirk^
9. If you could root for one social cause which one would it be?
The list is pretty pretty long.
Children's education, Elderly people, Cruelty against animals and Environment would be topmost among hundreds of other things that I'd wish I could do something about.
10. What takes you down the fastest?
If I was jumping from a plane, it would definitely be gravity. Atleast that's what
11. Would you like to have the job you love or love the job you have?
There is no such thing as a 'dream job'.
Kaam hee meri Pooja aur 'Pooja' hee mera kaam hai.
(now don't ask me who is Pooja)
12. Darna mana hai… But what is the thing that you fear most?
Nothing is worth fearing.
Being anxious, yes.
Fear, no.
13. What kind of persons do you think the person who tagged you is/are?
Moe? That single cell-brained, single haired monkey? I love you my bro.
Mees Lisa? She is to iLand like fish is to water. Like Stallone is to Rambo. Like Bruce wills is to Die-hard. Got the drift?
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
Oh, I forgot to ask my dad-in-law any dowry !! Otherwise I'd have ended up rich and married. But then no guesses for how long that fortune will last. Lols
15. What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
Go to sleep yaar.
[Why else would we have 'snooze' function in digital alarms (and mobile phones) dumbo. ]
16. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously who would you pick?
I won't do anything. I'll ask them to pick between themselves. Lols.
17. Would you give all in a relationship?
Of course except the dough.
18. What’s eating you now?
Why is the sky so high?
Where exactly is the edge of the world?
How long will it take me to count till infinity?
What is the answer for E = mc3
Want to listen to more or is this enough for now?
19. Do you prefer being single or in a relationship?
Whoever said, 'you cant have the cake and eat it too' was damn experienced.
20. Describe yourself in one sentence
An iLand friendonce asked me to describe myself in a word and I ended up writing a whole darned blog. So forget about a sentence, even the autobiography will run into volumes. But then wives have this uncanny gift of making simple things highly complicated and highly complicated things simple. She simply calls me 'Nuts'.
Going by the growing no. of dormant iLanders in my friends list, I feel like an undertaker. If they come back to iLand, I'd have loved to tag them, but I guess they are not going to come back. I hope they prove me wrong.
(that smiley was not put by me.. it was already there )