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Waqt Nahi

A very beautiful poem on today’s fast life.



WAQT NAHI

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Lori Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,

Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.


Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Gamon Se Bhara ,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi
.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apne Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,

Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi………

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WAQT NAHI

 


 


 


A very beautiful poem on today’s fast life.


WAQT NAHI

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Lori Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,

Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.


Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Gamon Se Bhara ,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi
.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apne Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,

Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi………

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HUSBAND / WIFE

1-  Wife: Honey….. What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing…?? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date


 


2- Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying… and the
other ensures you continue to do so.


3- Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.


 


4- Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the
office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I
look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other
problem can there be greater than this one?”


 


5- Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries
or troubles.
Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.


 


6- Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.


 


7- A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married
me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I’d have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU the FORTUNE”


 


8- Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? “
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married
Millionaire: “Billionaire”


 


9- Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. Hahahahaha


 


10- A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “I like your sense of humor.


 


 

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India - We should be proud of

This written by a Pakistani Journalist

 

Here’s what is happening in India:

The two Ambani brothers can buy 100 percent of every company listed on the Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and would still be left with $30 billion to spare. The four richest Indians can buy up all goods and services produced over a year by 169 million Pakistanis and still be left with $60 billion to spare. The four richest Indians are now richer than the forty richest Chinese.

In November, Bombay Stock Exchange’s benchmark Sensex flirted with 20,000 points. As a consequence, Mukesh Ambani’s Reliance Industries became a $100 billion company (the entire KSE is capitalized at $65 billion). Mukesh owns 48 percent of Reliance.

In November, comes Neeta’s birthday. Neeta turned f orty-four three weeks ago. Look what she got from her husband as her birthday present: A sixty-million dollar jet with a custom fitted master bedroom, bathroom with mood lighting, a sky bar, entertainment cabins, satellite television, wireless communication and a separate cabin with game consoles. Neeta is Mukesh Ambani’s wife, and Mukesh is not India’s richest but t he second richest.

Mukesh is now building his new home, Residence Antillia (after a mythical, phantom island somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean). At a cost of $1 billion this would be the most expensive home on the face of the planet. At 173 meters tall Mukesh’s new family residence, for a family of six, will be the equivalent of a 60-storeyed building. The first six floors are reserved for parking. The seventh floor is for car servicing and maintenance. The eighth floor houses a mini-theatre. Then there’s a health club, a gym and a swimming pool. Two floors are reserved for Ambani family’s guests. Four flo ors above the guest floors are family floors all with a superb view of the Arabian Sea. On top of everything are three helipads. A staff of 600 is expected to care for the family and their family home.

In 2004, India became the 3rd most attractive foreign direct investment destination. Pakistan wasn’t even in the top 25 countries. In 2004, the United Nations, the representative body of 192 sovereign member states, had requested the Electio n Commission of India to assist the UN in the holding elections in Al Jumhuriyah al Iraqiyah and Dowlat-e Eslami-ye Afghanestan. Why the Election Commission of India and not the Election Commission of Pakistan? After all, Islamabad is closer to Kabul than is Delhi.

Imagine, 12 percent of all American scientists are of Indian origin; 38 percent of doctors in America are Indian; 36 percent of NASA scientists are Indians; 34 percent of Microsoft employees are Indians; and 28 percent of IBM employees are Indians.

For the record: Sabeer Bhatia created and founded Hotmail. Sun Microsystems was founded by Vinod Khosla. The Intel Pentium processor, that runs 90 percent of all computers, was fathered by Vinod Dham. Rajiv Gupta co-invented Hewlett Packard’s E-speak project. Four out of ten Silicon Valley start-ups are run by Indians. Bolly wood produces 800 movies per year and s ix Indian ladies have won Miss Universe/Miss World titles over the past 10 years.

For the record: Azim Premji, the richest Muslim entrepreneur on the face of the planet, was born in Bombay and now lives in Bangalore.India now has more than three dozen billionaires; Pakistan has none (not a single dollar billionaire).

The other amazing aspect is the rapid pace at which India is creating wealth. In 2002, Dhirubhai Ambani, Mukesh and Anil Ambani’s father, left his two sons a fortune worth $2.8 billion. In 2007, their combined wealth stood at $94 billion. On 29 October 2007, as a result of the stock market rally and the appreciation of the Indian rupee, Mukesh became the richest person in the world, with net worth climbing to US$63.2 billion (Bill Gates, the richest American, stands at around $56 billion).
Indians and Pakistanis have the same Y-chromosome haplogroup. We have the same genetic sequence and the same genetic marker (namely: M124). We have the sam e DNA molecule, the same DNA sequence. Our culture, our traditions and our cuisine are all the same. We watch the same movies and sing the same songs. What is it that Indians have and we don’t?

INDIANS ELECT THEIR LEADERS

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Before Marriage … After Marriage

Before Marriage - - -

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don’t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top.

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Tears of a Husband

TEARS


 
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.

 

She goes downstairs to look for him.

 

 

 

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.

 

 

 

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

 

 

 

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

 

 

 

“What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room.

 

“Why are you down here at this time of night?”


 


The husband looks up from his coffee,

 

“Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?” he asks solemnly.

 

“Yes I do” she replies.

 



The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily.

 

“Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden?”

 

 

 

“Yes! I remember” said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

 

 

 


The husband continued.

 

“Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said,

 

‘Either you marry my daughter, or I’ll send you to jail for 20 years?”

 

 



“I remember that too” she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,



“I would have been released today!”
 L L

 

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WHAT IS LOVE

 A group of professional people posed this

question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds,
“What does love mean?”

The answers they got were broader
and deeper than anyone could have imagined.
See what you think:

 

“When my grandmother got arthritis,
she couldn’t bend over and
paint her toenails anymore.

So my grandfather does it for her
all the time, even when his hands
got arthritis too. That’s love.”

 


Rebecca- age 8  

 

“When someone loves you, the way
they say your name is different.

You just know that your name is
safe in their mouth.”

 

Billy - age 4

 

“Love is when a girl puts on perfume
and a boy puts on shaving cologne
and they go out and smell each other.”

 

Karl - age 5

 

“Love is when you go out to eat
and give somebody most of your
French fries without making them
give you any of theirs.”

 

Chrissy - age 6

 

“Love is what makes you smile
when you’re tired.”

 

Terri - age 4

 

“Love is when my mommy makes
coffee for my daddy and she takes
a sip before giving it to him, to
make sure the taste is OK.”

 

Danny - age 7

 

“Love is when you kiss all the time.
Then when you get tired of kissing,
you still want to be together and
you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that.
They look gross when they kiss”

Emily - age 8

 

“Love is what’s in the room with you
at Christmas if you stop opening
presents and listen.”

 

Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

 

“If you want to learn to love better,
you should start with a friend
who you hate,”

Nikka - age 6

 
 
(we need a few million more
Nikka’s on this planet)

 

“Love is when you tell a guy you
like his shirt,
then he wears it everyday.”

 

Noelle - age 7

 

“Love is like a little old woman and
a little old man who are still friends
even after they know each other so well.”

 

Tommy - age 6

 

“During my piano recital, I was on
a stage and I was scared. I looked
at all the people watching me and
saw my daddy waving and smiling.

He was the only one doing that.
I wasn’t scared anymore.”

 

Cindy - age 8

 

“My mommy loves me more
than anybody .

You don’t see anyone else kissing
me to sleep at night.”

 

Clare - age 6

 

“Love is when Mommy gives Daddy
the best piece of chicken.”

 

Elaine-age 5

 

“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy
smelly and sweaty and still says
he is handsomer than Brad Pitt.”

 

Chris - age 7

 

“Love is when your puppy licks
your face even after you left him
alone all day.”

 

Mary Ann - age 4

 

“I know my older sister loves me
because she gives me all her old
clothes and has to go out
and buy new ones.”

 

Lauren - age 4

 

“When you love somebody, your
eyelashes go up and down and
little stars come out of you.”
(what an image)

 

Karen - age 7

 

“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’
unless you mean it.
But if you mean it, you should say it a lot.
People forget.”

 

Jessica - age 8

 

And the final one —
Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia
once talked about a contest
he was asked to judge.

The purpose of the contest was to
find the most caring child.

The winner was a four year old child
whose next door neighbor was
an elderly gentleman who had
recently lost his wife.

Upon seeing the man cry, the little
boy went into the old gentleman’s yard,
climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

When his Mother asked what he had
said to the neighbor, the little boy said,  


“Nothing, I just helped him cry”

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Some Enlightening Facts

 

A few of the Enlightening facts which are just too great.


 Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented.
It was ruled “Gentlemen Only..Ladies Forbidden”..

 and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

In the 1400’s a law was set forth that a man was not
 allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than
 his thumb. Hence we have “the rule of thumb”—

 The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom
 Sawyer.

Each king in a deck of playing cards
 represents a great king from history:

 Spades - King David 

 Hearts - Charlemagne

 Clubs -Alexander, the Great

 Diamonds - Julius Caesar Q.

 If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you
 have to go until you would find the letter “A”?
 Ans. One thousand

 In Shakespeare’ s time, mattresses were secured on bed
 frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the
 mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on.
Hence the phrase….”goodnight, sleep  tight.”

 It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years
 ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride’s
 father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead
he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their
calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month . which we know today as the honeymoon.

 In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts…
 So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them “Mind your pints and
 quarts, and settle down.”
 It’s where we get the phrase “mind your P’s and Q’s”

 Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a
 whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their
 ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. “Wet your whistle” is the phrase inspired by this practice.

 Don’t delete this just because it looks weird. Believe
 it or not, you can read it.

“I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd
 waht I was rdgnieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the  ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a
 porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

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NICE STORY

 

GOOD Story - The Fern and the Bamboo

One day I decided to quit…I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality. …
I wanted to quit my life. I went to the woods to have one last talk with God.

“God”, I said. “Can you give me one good reason not to quit?”

His answer surprised me.

“Look around”, He s aid. “Do you see the fern and the bamboo?”

“Yes”, I replied.

“When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them.

I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth.


Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed.

But I did not quit on the bamboo.

In the second year the fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed.

But I did not quit on the bamboo.

“In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed.

But I would not quit. The same in year four.

“Then in the fifth year, a tiny sprout emerged from the earth.

Compared to the fern, it was seemingly small and insignificant.

But just six months later, the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.

It had spent the five years growing roots.

Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive.

I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle.

“Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, You have actually been growing roots? I would not quit on the bamboo.

I will never quit on you.

“Don’t compare yourself to others.” He said.

“The bamboo had a different purpose than the fern. Yet they both make the forest beautiful.

“Your time will come”, God said to me. “You will rise high”

“How high should I rise?” I asked.

“How high will the bamboo rise?” He asked in return.

“As high as it can?” I questioned

“Yes.” He said, “Give me glory by rising as high as you can.”

I left the forest, realizing that God will never give up on me.

And He will never give up on you.

Never regret a day in your life.

Good days give you happiness;

Bad days give you experiences;

Both are essential to life.

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HIS & HER

HER DIARY
========


Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made
plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was
shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no
comment.

Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but
kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong - he said, “Nothing.”I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply
smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say, “I love u,too.”

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there and watched TV.;

he seemed distant and absent.Finally I decided to go to
bed.

About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take
it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had

fallen asleep.I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.

I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster…. ……… …..



HIS DIARY
=======

Today INDIA lost the cricket match against AUSTRALIA .

DAMN IT.


NOW that’s called Simplicity of Men
Vs
Complexity of Women !!!

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