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Before Marriage … After Marriage

Before Marriage - - -

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don’t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top.

Posted in marriage woes.


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  1. rakhi says

    nice post……………

  2. nima pandey says

    hillarious!

  3. ROARING KINI says

    Ha Ha

  4. p k says

    nicely written but dear things are not always the way u write. every couple tries his best to keep their married life happy n blissful. by the way r u married?

  5. sanjana wali says

    If it is a joke, then it is a mild one. But I don”t see any reason why only women are held responsible for any small or big trouble after marriage.

  6. shabie says

    Solemn article. It make me lost in thoughts.
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  7. Garima Goyal says

    somebody really applied a lot of brains behind this. It is amusing .

  8. roopa singh says

    intelligently written but life is not always so offensive .

  9. P Srinivasan says

    Cynical…. its not that bad…

  10. aravind das says

    wah

  11. Elisabeth says

    Fortunately it’’s a joke………….

  12. shashi tahiliani says

    Very Funny :):)

  13. Shailey says

    Funny