LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire….. continues with smoke…..and ends in ashes…
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
It starts with a fire….. continues with smoke…..and ends in ashes…
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/- Buy a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/- Buy a pillow
Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I”LL NEVER DRINK water….!!!
I SWEAR I”LL NEVER DRINK water….!!!
when i call u;
1 ring means i”m thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ……….pick d phone idiot
1 ring means i”m thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ……….pick d phone idiot
Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence …
Student : WOW !
Student : WOW !
The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
it functions 24hrs 365 days…..
it functions right from the time u r Born…. until you fall in love
it functions 24hrs 365 days…..
it functions right from the time u r Born…. until you fall in love
SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts…
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO….
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
SMILE - is a source to win hearts…
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO….
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
History Teacher : >From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir….
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir….
Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide
regards,
funny
So cute!
nice one 4 dear one……..