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MISS CALL
Miss call ek masti hai,Ye sms se sasti hai ,
Need ko bhagati hai ,
Khoon ko jalati hai,
Dimaag ko pakati hai,
Dost ki yaad dilati hai.
Posted in Joke.
– September 29, 2008
MOSQUITO SONG
Mosquito song-Bhige pankh mere,pyasa dank mera,lage amrit sa mujhe khoon tera.Kabhi mere sath koi raat gujar ,subha tak kar du bimar,
Net lagao or so jao…………….
Posted in Joke.
– September 25, 2008
BYEPASS
Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kyo kehte hai ?Kyoki agar operation thik ho gaya to…..PASS
Varna hamesha ke liye ……………………..BYE.
Posted in Joks.
– September 23, 2008
CELEBRATION
Biwi :Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho ? 10 saal pehle maine use shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur wo aajtak pee raha hai.
Pati: Baap re itna lamba celebration !!!
Posted in Joke.
– September 20, 2008
BUS DRIVER
Ek bus driver ki seat ke peeche likha tha,
“Agar khuda ne chaha toh manzil tak pahucha doonga,
Agar chuki nazar toh maa kasam khuda se hi mila doonga.
Posted in Joks.
– September 19, 2008
SUKH
Pahla sukh nirogi kaya,Dusra sukh jeb mai ho maya,
Teesra sukh sulakluxna nari,
Chotha sukh putar ho aagyakari,
Baki sab bekar ki maramari………
Posted in Personal.
– August 16, 2008
TIME IS PRECIOUS
TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE “YEAR”
ASK A STUDENTS WHO HAS FAILED IN HIS EXAM.
TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE “MONTH”
ASK A MOTHER WHO HAS GIVEN BIRTH OF PREMATURED BABY.
TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE “WEEK”
ASK AN EDITOR OF A WEEKLY.
TO REAILSE THE VALUE OF ONE “DAY”
ASK A DAILY WAGE LABOUR.
TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE “HOUR”
ASK THE LOVERS WHO ARE WAITING TO MEET.
TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE “MINUTES”
ASK THE PERSON WHO HAS MISSED THE TRAIN.
TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE “SECOND”
ASK THE PERSON WHO HAS SURVIVED AN ACCIDENT.
TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE” MILLI-SECOND”
ASK THE PERSON WHO HAS THE WON THE SILVER MEDAL IN OLYMPICS.
Posted in Time.
– July 13, 2008
i love MUMBAI
I love MUMBAI you know why ?
Mumbai hamari maa hai.
Ask why ?
Maa ko
English me (MUM)
Gujrati me ( BA)
Marathi me (I)
Khate hai.
So we want MUMBAI not bombay.
Posted in Love.
– June 1, 2008