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A public school teacher was arrested today at Nairobi International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. [...]

In today’s world of MBA’s, the old fashioned Love-Letter is being replaced by such ‘Corporate’ Love-Letters, go ahead and read on.Dearest Ms. _____,I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you. Since the 25th of December 2008. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 24 th [...]

After being married 25 years, one day I took a look at my wife and said, “Honey, do you realize 25 years ago, I had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot [...]

* Lesson Number One *A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”The crow answered: “Sure, why not.”So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a [...]

Equation 1Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoyDonkey = eat + sleepTherefore:Human = Donkey + Work + enjoyTherefore:Human - enjoy = Donkey + WorkIn other words,A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.** Equation 2 **Man = eat + sleep + earn moneyDonkey = eat + sleepTherefore:Man = Donkey [...]

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, [...]

01. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.02. Life’s Irony: It’s what people don’t know about each other that makes them such good friends.03. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife [...]

OBJECTIVE: To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor for eight hours, occasionally looking attentive when approached by a superior.EDUCATIONSchool: Very ExpensiveMajor: Not ImportantGPA: Don’t AskEMPLOYMENT and past Experience* NETWORK MANAGEMENT (Present): Produced daily itinerary of television programs to watch. Duties included changing channels, avoiding infomercials, and staying tuned after those messages.* DEBT [...]

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, and pointing at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising.You see [...]

It was just before Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood ashe asked the defendant, “What are you charged with?”“Doing my Christmas shopping early sir”, replied the defendant.“Well that’s not an crime”, said the judge! “How early were youdoing this shopping?”“Before the store opened”, answered the prisoner.