THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….
THE NEW VERSIONS ARE …..
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why .
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back within some time forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ..
If she doesn’t come back,
continue to wait until she comes back …
Playful
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat …
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;
Anima l-Rights Activist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She’ll evolve.
Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable
anyway.
Schwarzenegger’s fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE’LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person :
If you love someone
don’t set her free.
MBA :
If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy .
Somnabulist (that’s a person who studies sleep) :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it’s a nightmare
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
ERP functional expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn’t, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new market
American President:
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back she must be carrying weapons of mass destruction, so attack Iraq
If she doesn’t, it’s the work of Osama so attack Afghanistan
check what is a somnabulist..fun reading it all
its beautiful..keep it up reshma!
a good start to the morning
I am sorry.. but it is not your own work.. why cant u mention even that..
thats really a great one………
good !!
ha ha ha ,,,a very apt last one….
ha ha ha
nice one, i like it
Sorry previous comment i made a mistake.. rectified here
Add to that PMS (Poor Married Soul)I
f you love someone,(other than your wife)
set your wife free..
And hope she never comes back !!also..
If you love someone .( other than your wife)
Set your wife free
And hope she also finds someone.:)
Add to that PMS (Poor Married Soul)
If you love someone,(your wife)
set her free..
And hope she never comes back !!
also..
If you love someone .( other than your wife)
Set your wife free
And hope she also finds someone.
aha……….
VERY NICED COLLECTION
nice
Hillarious
For a change, very Refreshing
Very nice
fantastic
agreed with the 1st one 100%
Redefining Quotes is precious and hillarious ART…
What a wonderful ”trail of thoughts” on this quotation and old adage, a joy to read…leading to a smile the more I read on…great stuff.
its very fantastic………….. i enjyoed it. add me as friend
Hi Reshma, Its really funny …… I also liked d sunrise pic of ur iland ….. May I copy it ? …….
Happy Blogging
HELLO,…SET THE CATEGORY OF MINE,.. I”M (POET) WAITING 4 HER LAST 15 YRS TO TILL NOW ……….. KHWAB THA WO CHEER KAR LE JA RAHE HAIN DIL MERA,…….KABRA PAR MAIN TANHA THAA WO KHULI PALAK GAYA(LOVE SOMEONE….),……….KAR RAHA HOON INTZAAR PED SE JUDA PATTE KE HARE (GREEN) HONE KA(SET HER FREE..),…….JAISE KOI DARYA PYASE TALAK GAYA,………….(I KNOW THE ANWSER IS “FOOL”… ADD AS UR NEXT CATEGORY)…….VERY NICE POST WRITTEN BY U…………..
its tooo goood reshma.
hahahahhaha, enjoyed reading….height of creativity…salute you….
mujhse dosti karoge
In Hindi too,” Chaha jise mukt kar do use, Mohbbat ka mar chala aayega, na aaya to samjho tumhara nahi””.
wah very nice never read something like this bfore
great
Quite funny, actually titillating. Specially the last one about Ameican President.
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lols… all true to their headings.. each one a classic..
hum to achha bura nahi jante par aapka blog padhkar khoob maja aaya or hansi bhi bahut aayi
Hi!!!
you ahve written a nice blog…
That all thing true…
& all person you talking do like that
haha..very very true,all the ways..good one,friend!
so intrested–nice quote—keep it up