Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install LOVE. Can you guide me though the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge, and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Tech Support: With pleasure.Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness.Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error - Program not run on external components.” What should I do?
Customer: So, what should I do?
Customer: Okay, done.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart.Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So LOVE is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. LOVE is Freeware. Be sure to give itand its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
very nice
it’’s too great.thank’’s for telling the installation process
Hi, i read it in the Times Of India long back, its a nice article…
(Courtesy: The Speaking Tree, Times Of India, 12th Nov, ”08.)
outstanding piece.
Very true Reshma… I”m new to Rediff and this is the first blog I”m reading. Nice to be here.
Very Well installed What configuration one needs for this
….Gud ONe…. Hey wud lik 2 b my frnd….
Great piece of work…
Beautiful concept..technically speaking
Clever, and wise words all there…..
Yes, I need Tech Support guy.
Please provide me contact details.
Excellant one ,
Bharat
Fantastic …. Super …. marvelous installation of LOVE in heart. Would you like to have my friendship - it is Ramchandran. SS
nice post…..!
gr8 post!!
hahaha …wonderfull!!
U R VERY ENERGETIC KEP IT UP….
Rehma This one was really great Humourous yet to the point and very effective in its own way……..thanks for sharing
gr8..can u tell me the ph no of this tech dept so tht iu can also install love in my heart……
cool …
loved it
take care