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INSTALLING LOVE


Tech Support: Yes, … how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install LOVE. Can you guide me though the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge, and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure.Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness.Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error - Program not run on external components.” What should I do?

Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.


Customer
: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart.Is this normal?

Tech SupportSometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So LOVE is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. LOVE is Freeware. Be sure to give itand its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.







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  1. Ajay says

    very nice

  2. Sameer says

    it’’s too great.thank’’s for telling the installation process

  3. Chosen One says

    Hi, i read it in the Times Of India long back, its a nice article…

    (Courtesy: The Speaking Tree, Times Of India, 12th Nov, ”08.)

  4. Samar says

    outstanding piece.

  5. Arjun Narayanan says

    Very true Reshma… I”m new to Rediff and this is the first blog I”m reading. Nice to be here.

  6. Rishabh Lamsoge says

    Very Well installed What configuration one needs for this
    ….Gud ONe…. Hey wud lik 2 b my frnd….

  7. Vicky Thakre says

    Great piece of work…

  8. silent spectator says

    Beautiful concept..technically speaking :-)

  9. Green Eyes says

    Clever, and wise words all there…..

  10. Bharat Bhagat says

    Yes, I need Tech Support guy.
    Please provide me contact details.

    Excellant one ,

    Bharat

  11. Ramachandran SS says

    Fantastic …. Super …. marvelous installation of LOVE in heart. Would you like to have my friendship - it is Ramchandran. SS

  12. Surendra Dubey says

    nice post…..!

  13. Abhishek Shandilya says

    gr8 post!!

  14. harsh shrivastava says

    hahaha …wonderfull!!

  15. vikram rana says

    U R VERY ENERGETIC KEP IT UP….

  16. anil punj says

    Rehma This one was really great Humourous yet to the point and very effective in its own way……..thanks for sharing

  17. Shelly says

    gr8..can u tell me the ph no of this tech dept so tht iu can also install love in my heart……
    cool …
    loved it
    take care

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