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Diary Of a Young Wife

 

Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.
It’s fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, “beat 12 eggs separately.” Well, I didn’t have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.

Tuesday:
We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, “serve without dressing.” So I didn’t dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad.

Wednesday:
I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, “wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.” So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can’t say it improved the rice anyhow.

Thursday:
Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.” I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right.I wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I’ll try to be supportive.

Friday:
Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, “put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it.” Beat it I did,to my mum’s place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again, it looked the same as when I left it.

Saturday:
Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I’m sure I don’t know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it’s little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance. When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out “why me? Why me ?”
 
Hmmm….It must be his job.


Posted in Writing.

By Reshma Thakkar – June 5, 2009


36 Responses

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  1. Ben Harris says

    HAHAHAHAHA………………

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  2. satnam bali says

    QUITE FUNNY

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  3. vishal thefriend says

    sahi hai

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  4. INDRESH says

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmha ha ha really funny……i wonder he was just saying why me ????

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  5. Prashant Kumar says

    How nice…..!!! how sweet ….!!!!

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  6. sulakshana dutta says

    crazy stuff….enjoyable :)

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  7. Richard says

    mmmmmmm I wonder who is that person. As comical as these incidents are I know of something similar that really happened….the 1st of of eggs…….delicious too

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  8. sanjay arora says

    very good, delicious recipe

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  9. tanushree kulkarni says

    really v funny.god give the courage to such husbands .

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  10. rohit singh says

    funny..really good!!!!

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  11. rakesh pant says

    REALLY NICE

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  12. Ishita Prakash says

    nice

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  13. Pooja Jhamb says

    ha ha ha…its really nice…..

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  14. SHEKHAR BHATTACHARJEE says

    hey……………..

    veerrrrrrrrrrry nice……………………..baby

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  15. anamika r says

    Laughed a lot after a long time… thanks Reshma ji.. Its realy very Hilarious .. :-)

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  16. maebag says

    hahahaha….. laughed a lot….

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  17. Greshma H says

    niiiiiiice yaar:)

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  18. Priya Chopra says

    hehe…love to read more of the diary

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  19. Rashmi Tyagi says

    it was reahlly funny….;-)

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  20. BHAVANA BHANUSHALI says

    hahaha…funny.

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  21. Noanee Kapadia says

    very cute!enjoyed it.

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  22. vinod bhaskar says

    If I were tim’’s friend to go for salad! I can wish only, no?

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  23. Juzer Ali says

    quite funny.

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  24. Sanjay Pattani says

    Nice, funny …..smilly…(:

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  25. sweta dutta says

    Too good … enjoyed reading :)

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  26. bhagwant pandey says

    Nice Recipes .. enjoyed a lot .. :)

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  27. manav agarwal says

    very funny…………

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  28. chandrakant parmar says

    ha ha ha……………………….

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  29. KishoranandVittal Mangalore says

    ha ha ha very nice , very funny.

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  30. sanjay shinde says

    Aailla !!! kya bivi hai !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  31. Inder M VIG. says

    what a wife heheeee

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  32. Shivendra Mohan Singh says

    good one

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  33. sangeeta bafna says

    very funny…………

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  34. Karthik - Dexter says

    Really Cute and funny… :)

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  35. ashish sengupta says

    Indeed funny……..

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  36. Raju Gurnani says

    hahaha…….. Really it was nice wweek like it. thnx iwill wait for next week.

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