Are U married..????~~ A PAIN
Sun, 16 Feb 2009 01:30 Hrs
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him .She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall .She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. “What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room. “Why are you down here at this time of night? The husband looks up from his coffee, “Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?” he asks solemnly. “Yes I do” she replies. The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. “Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden? “”Yes, I remember” said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued… “Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter, or I’ll send you to jail for20 years? “”I remember that too” she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,
“I would have been released today!” ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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PRASHANT
PRASTPRASHANT
And the wife would not have spent those 20 years in Jail instead!!!
really nice post…………
hahahahahahahahaha
why only satire for women …why ws that man dating the girl at the 1st place then …. anywz nice post..
Hmmm…. What about all those lovely moments during those 20 years (for which he preferred marriage over jail)? Would he have experienced all those if he were sent to jail 20 years ago?
ha ha ahahahahahah………….
PRASHANT JI BADA DARPOK KISAM KA BANDA THA EK BANDOOK SE DAR GAYA HINDI FILME NAHI DEKHTA THA KYA????……..OHO!!!…SHAYAD BANDOOK KA BAHANA THA AUR WAH RISK NAHI LENA CHAHTA HOGA…KYUNKI USE PATA THA KI MARNA TOH HAI HI EK DIN KYU NA APNI PASAND KI MAUT CHUNU!!!???………HA HA HA…NICE ONE……….
HI! I TOO GOT ONCE TO READ this…but i hope noone thinks like this seriously…..if they then i want to add that AFTER JAIL NOONE WILL BE THERE TO WELCOME AND SMILE FOR YOU NOT EVEN THE JAILOR…BUT AFTER MARRIAGE YOU WILL HAVE A WIFE AT LEAST TO ALWAYS WELCOME AND SMILE FOR YOU…..RIGHT PRASANT JII,,, WHAT DO YOU THINK
good one….
oh god…has ur wife read it?
nice one;-)..
nice one;-)..
Hi Prashant, I read the story somewhere else, dont remember though.. Poor guy in that story got a revelation after 20 years. : ( I am just kidding… No offense meant please… : )
uff…. guys give a break… shadi karne k baad sab ko biwi k alawa joke karne k liye koi nahi milta kya? sorry to say but… Nothing to laugh about…
haww…has his life been actly dat miserable?? marriages aint dat bad from d girl point of view!!
nice joke
hmmmm………
:-))))))))
sob sob sob…here, pass on some tissue paper to him!hehehehe
Yeah - that is what my dad said to my mom - when they have been married for 25 years - now it is their 46th year… - MARRIAGE IS GREAT- when YOU and YOUR partner GROW - if not - then the balance is disturbed and the whole Yin & Yang will break… Socrates only said: GET MARRIED: if you marry a good wife - you will be happy - if you marry another one - you will become a philosopher… Now Ladies & Gentlemen - decide for yourselves…
ya it was funny…..but i guess marriage isnt that bad!!!!!!!!
that was funny!
Read this joke before
I guess it works both ways.
its not done, nobody regrets this much !
tooooooooo mean
ohhh my god why u man’’s have to be so mean well i guess it’’s a good joke.
khud ki kahani likhi hai. kya?