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An Englishman speaking Chinese

(I got this hilarious mail and thought of sharing it with you)

 

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?

 

See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao

 

Stupid Man - Dum Gai

 

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

 

Your price is too high!!! - No Bai Dam Thing!!

 

Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan

 

I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni

 

I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat

 

It’s very dark in here - Wai So Dim?

 

Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?

 

That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching

 

I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?

 

This is a tow away zone - No Pah King

 

Do you know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

 

You are not very bright - Yu So Dum

 

I got this for free - Ai No Pei

 

I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?

 

Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?

 

Meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai You Kum Nao

 

They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum

 

Stay out of sight - Lei Lo

 

He’s cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka

 

He is a fat man - Wun Fat Gai

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  1. Sachin Kapoor says

    its very very best post i enjoying all translation

  2. AAMEEN KHAN says

    I enjoyed this……… and hv taken out a copy of this to learn by heart.

  3. Amisha Nair says

    gud gradually …will also learn

  4. Kavita Bisht says

    gud one

  5. ant r says

    lol nice one

  6. ved pandey says

    KYAN CHEN PAYANG ( I MEAN FROM WHERE U GOT) NICE ONE.

  7. seema n says

    yu giv gud blogs(ing..)haha…..

  8. Ocimum Sanc says

    Vei….Vei….niiiiiiii!!!!-(very very nice)

    Keep Writing!!

  9. Gemini Geek says

    i wonder how The MASK will appreciate this post Smmmooooookeeyyyy!!!

  10. nitin bhatnagar says

    it was cool

  11. shashank shekhar says

    Kaha se mila, achha tha, kuchh aur post karna…………………

  12. raja says

    English to Chinese….is it…had a read…..lost in translation….

  13. kishore gupta says

    Informative……..Namaste………Nehau ( in Chinese )

  14. p k says

    gr8 bahut hi maja aaya englishmen ki chinese padh kar.

  15. Moe M says

    he he he he he he wonder what would be for Facsimile?

    Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice one Doel :))))))))))))))))))))))))

    take care

  16. Tapasya Srivastava says

    Interestingai, kahan sei pai…..

  17. K B says

    by far the best post on the net!