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sher

Tere naam ki thee jo roshni usay khud hi tu ne bujha diya,
Na jala saki jisay dhoop usey chandni ne jala diya,

Main hoon gardishon mein ghira hua mujhe app apni khabar nhin,
Wo jo shakhs tha mera rehnuma usay raston mein ganwa diya,

Jisay tu ne samjha raqeeb tha wohi shakhs tera naseeb tha,
Tere haath ki wo lakeer tha usey haath se hee mita diya,

Mujhe ishq hai ke janoon hai abhi faisla hee na ho saka,
Mera naam zeenat_e_dasht tha mujhe aandhiyon ne mita diya,

Ye udaasiyon ka jamaal hai ke hamara ooj_e_kamaal hai,
Kabhi zaat se be chhupa liya kabhi shehar bhar ko bata diya,

Meri umar ka abhi gulistaan khulla hua zaroor hai,
Wo phool thay teri chaah ke unhein mausmon ne gira diya,

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By sandeep sonavane – January 11, 2009


GHAJINI ” AHOPELESS MOVIE”

Yesterday saw Ghajini ,the movie is far below expectation,one thing i would appreciate that AMIR JI  is that he shall head some ADVERTISING CORPORATE AS HEAD ,HE CAN MARKET ANYTHING ,,whether its “JANNE TU ” with his relative “imran”,or “FANHAA”,

the story line is such that we know what s going to happen next ,the selection of Villian =Ghajini,is also poor ,ASIN the actress had done good job with AMIRJI ,else typical violence evrynow and then ,and another actress ” JIAH KHAN ” role of MEDICAL student average acting and looks as if suffering from weakness in whole movie ,

HATS OFF TO AMIR FOR HIS BODY SHOW –NOTHING ELSE

 

 

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By sandeep sonavane – December 30, 2008


friend

A friend is dear to your heart, will never part.

Will always stay, and never delay.

A friend won’t capitalize on weakness,
will celebrate your uniqueness.

A friend will share the glory, tell a story.
Will remember your secrets, and never leak them.


A friend will triumph in time of need, will be there with speed.
Doesn’t like to fight, won’t always have to be right.

A friend will be your inspiration, join your celebration.
Won’t envy achievements, will always leave imprints.

A friend will communicate with your soul, help you meet your goals.
Won’t ever let you down, or turn your smile into a frown.

A friend is richer than gold, and a work of art to behold

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By sandeep sonavane – December 30, 2008


sher

KABHEE AANSU KABHEE KHUSHEE BAYCHEE

HAM GHAREEBON NAY BAYKASEE BAYCHEE

 

 

CHAND SAANSAIN KHAREEDNAY KAY LIAY

ROOZ THOREE SEE ZINDAGEE BAYCHEE

 

 

JAB ROOLANAY LAGAY MUJHAY SAAYEYY

MAIN NAY UKTAA KAR ROSHNE BAYCHEE

 

 

AIK HAM THAY KAY BIK GAY KHUD HEE

WARNA DUNIYAA NAY DOSTEE BAYCHEE

 

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By sandeep sonavane – December 30, 2008


DOSTI

Dost hein to aasuo ki shaan hoti hein ,agar na hoto mehfil samshan hoti hein,saara khel to dosti ka hein warna aarthi or baraat ek samaan hoti hein

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By sandeep sonavane – November 30, 2008


SHARING

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, french fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking, ‘That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the
two of them.’
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they w ere used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said ‘No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.’
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man
again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked ‘What is it you are waiting for?’
She answered
 
(Continue below - This is great)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
‘THE TEETH.’




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By sandeep sonavane – November 16, 2008


STOCK MARKET MONKEYS

For those of you who have difficulty understanding the

> current world
> financial crisis and how it evolved, the following should
> help…
> 
> 
> Once upon a time in a village in China, a man announced to
> the villagers
> that he would buy monkeys for $10.
> 
> The villagers seeing there were many monkeys around, went
> out to the
> forest and started catching them.
> The man bought thousands at $10, but, as the supply started
> to diminish,
> the villagers stopped their efforts.
> The man further announced that he would now buy at $20.
> This renewed the
> efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys
> again.
> 
> Soon the supply diminished even further and people started
> going back to
> their farms. The offer rate increased to $25 and the supply
> of monkeys
> became so little that it was an effort to 
> even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
> 
> The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50!
> However, since
> he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant
> would now act
> as buyer, on his behalf.
> 
> In the absence of the man, the assistant told the
> villagers: ‘Look at
> all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has
> collected. I will
> sell them to you at $35 and when he returns from the 
> city, you can sell them back to him for $50.’
> 
> The villagers squeezed together their savings and bought
> all the
> monkeys.
> 
> They never saw the man or his assistant again, only now the
> monkeys were
> everywhere!
> 
> Welcome to WALL STREET.
>

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By sandeep sonavane – November 16, 2008


PICK UP LINES …MEN USE TO GET GIRLS

These are some pick up lines men use…. to get gals…!
 
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baicarumba…are those real?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Can I flirt with you?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Posters


Greetings and salivations

Honey, I’m new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor … what say we tie up for the night?

I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.


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By sandeep sonavane – November 16, 2008


OLD DOGS RULE

OLD DOGS RULE

 

A  not-so-old ‘Retired Brigadier decides to go on a hunting safari in Gir Forest, taking with him for company his faithful, old Pomeranian named ‘Snoopy’.

 

While roaming around the forest, the old Snoopy starts chasing rabbits and before  long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction, clearly to grab lunch.

 

Old Snoopy thinks, ‘Oh, no! I’m in deep trouble now!’ Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chewing on the bones with his back to the approaching big cat.

 

Just as the leopard is about to leap, old Snoopy exclaims loudly, ‘Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?’

 

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he shrinks away into the trees. ‘Whew!’, says the leopard, ‘That was close! That old Snoopy nearly had me!’

 

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but old Snoopy sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

 

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, ‘Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what’s going to happen to that conniving canine!

 

Now, old Snoopy sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, ‘What am I going to do now?’, but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, old Snoopy says… ‘Where’s that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!’

 

Morals of the story:

 

  1. Don’t mess with the old dogs — Age and Skill will always overcome Youth and Treachery!

 

  1. Bullshit and Brilliance only come with age and experience.

 

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By sandeep sonavane – November 16, 2008


DIFFRENCE IN DOGS AND WIVES

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog?

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

 



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By sandeep sonavane – November 16, 2008