Answer the phone by LEFTear.
Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.
Do not take pills with COOL water.
Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.
Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.
Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.
Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.
Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.
When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.
Here are some healthy tip for your smartness & physical fitness:-
Prevention is better than cure.
HEALTHY JUICES
Carrot + Ginger + Apple - Boost and cleanse our system..
Apple + Cucumber + Celery - Prevent cancer, reduce cholesterol, and eliminate stomach upset and headache.
Tomato + Carrot + Apple - Improve skin complexion and eliminate bad breath.
Bitter gou rd + Apple + Milk - Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat.
Orange + Ginger + Cucumber - Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce body heat.
Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon - To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney.
Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi - To improve skin complexion.
Pear & Banana - regulates sugar content.
Carrot + Apple + Pear + Mango - Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity, decreased blood pressure and fight oxidization .
Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk - Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell activity and str engthen body immunity.
Papaya + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and metabolism.
Banana + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin with nutritious and prevent constipation
Health - Very Very Important Tips
Posted in Food on 11/29/2009 07:27 pm by GITA SHARMA
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कि जिस दिल में सांई तेरी तश्वीर बन गई है……
उसकी तो समझो अपनी तकदीर बन गई है……..
और जिसने भी कर लिये हो साँई भगवान के दर्शन…….
जन्नत तो उसके घर की जागीर बन गई है………..
मेरे दिल में तू… मेरे लब पे तू…
मेरे तन के रोम रोम में तू…
तुझे पा सकू मेरे साईं…
बस यह है अब मेरी आरजू…
अज्ज दिन चढ्या, साईं रंग वरगा |
DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS
Posted in Fantasy on 06/19/2009 08:21 am by GITA SHARMAQuestions and the Answers given by Candidates (oh sorry, most of them are
IAS Officers now) -
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and
three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one
hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Problem, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will get Wet or Sink; as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like a half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper)
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )
Q. How many buckets of water does Pacific Ocean contains?
A : It depends on the size of the bucket. (CA Institute Campus Interview
Placement)
Interviewer said ‘I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really
difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!’
The boy thought for a while and said, ‘My choice is one really difficult
question.’
‘Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this..
‘What comes first, Day or Night?’
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depended on his answer,
but he thought for a while and said, ‘It’s the DAY sir!’
‘How?’ the interviewer asked.
‘Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult
question!’
He was selected for IIM!
THINK BEFORE U ACT
Posted in Blogs on 06/19/2009 08:10 am by GITA SHARMA
Think Before You Act
People Make mistakes . We Are Allowed To Make Mistakes. But The Act We Take While In A Ragr, Will Haunt Us Forever. Pause And Ponder Think Before You Act Be Patient Go Bold To The Throne Of Grace Through The Precious Blood, Of Jesus Christ And Ask For Wisdom And His Promise To Us Is That Our Heavenly Father Will Give It To You
Have A Blessed Day
Lucy. |
THORA HANS LEIN
Posted in Fantasy on 06/18/2009 07:44 am by GITA SHARMAग्राहक : ओये बनिये तेरी लस्सी में मक्खी है …
बनिया : ” ओये चुप कर”! दिल बड़ा रख यह नन्ही सी जान तेरी कितनी लस्सी पी जायेगे ?
आदमी : ओये , क्यों हँस रहा है ?
सरदार : शुक्र है मैंने रिटर्न टिकेट नहीं ख़रीदा वरना बेकार हो जाना था !
संता : जैबरा!
सर : कैसे ?
संता : क्योंकि वो ब्लैक एंड वाईट है!
बेटा : नहीं माँ
माँ : टॉफी खायेगा ?
बेटा : नहीं माँ
माँ : खाना ?
बेटा : नहीं माँ
माँ : मरजाणा अपने बाप पर गया है सिर्फ जूतियाँ ही खायेगा
कर्मचारी : सच में मालिक ?
कंजूस मालिक: हाँ ! अगर इसी तरहा से काम करते रहोगे ! तो अगले साल इस पर साइन करूँगा !
एक आदमी ने पूछा कब तक खाओगे ?
संता : मैं तो खुद खा खा के दुखी हूँ ! पर कार्ड में लिखा था!(लंच 2 से 4)
लड़की : अरे उल्लू तो रात को बोलते हैं दिन में कबसे बोलने लग पड़े !
शाम : यार मैंने इंक लगाई है !
राम : वोह क्यों ?
शाम : क्योकि आज कल ब्लूटूथ का ज़माना है यार!
जीतो: क्या वह बहुत बहादुर है !
प्रीतो: नहीं वह गंजा है
ऑपरेशन की थोडी देर बाद ही मरीज मर गया !
मरीज के मरने के बाद डॉक्टर ने दीवार पर टांगी भगवन की तस्वीर की और हाथ जोड़कर सर झुकाते हुए कहा : हे प्रभु मेरी और से यह पहली भेंट स्वीकार कीजिये !
रामू : नहीं मालिक , यह झूठ बोल रहा है , मैं तो समझता हूँ जी !
भिखारी : साहिब एक रूपया दे दो ! एक चोर अमीर आदमी के घर में चोरी करने गया ! |
ALL THE BEST FOR YOU
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Present For Husband
Posted in Special Gift on 06/14/2009 09:18 am by GITA SHARMAA woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers : “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl !!!” The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you.” “And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?” She asked.
“The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!”
“Oh, that” she said “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!”