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Microsoft Humor!

Posted in Tech Fun on 09/02/2009 05:48 pm by Sensible Woman


Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button ‘Start‘ but there is no ‘Stop‘ button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any ‘Re-scooter‘ is available in system? I find only ‘Re-cycle‘, but I own a scooter at my home.


3. There is ‘Find‘ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.


4. My child learnt ‘Microsoft Word‘ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence‘, so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer‘: when you will provide the remaining items?

6.. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures‘ but there is not even a single poto of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE‘ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME‘ since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided ‘My Recent Documents‘. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents‘?

9. You provide ‘My Network Places‘. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places‘. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.



Regards,
Banta

P.S.
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is GATES but you are selling WINDOWS?

KEEP SMILING! : )


 

Hello! May I Help You…

Posted in Tech Fun on 02/06/2009 12:43 pm by Sensible Woman


When I worked as a Tech Support Executive, Anand, one of my colleagues shared this funny incident with me. I heard the entire floor BOL (Burst Out Laughing) in that shift, ofcourse with mute button switched on. :)

A customer called in with Internet connection problems.

Anand : “Ok, we’re going to check your modem settings. First thing we need to do is make sure all programs are closed.”

Customer : “How do I know if everything is closed?”

Anand : “Make sure all windows are closed.”

Customer: “Would you please hold on, I need to close all the windows in this room and one at the basement too?”

Keep laughing like me! : )


 

C Program For Lovers

Posted in Tech Fun on 02/06/2009 10:07 am by Sensible Woman



The following program doesn’t need a compiler to execute it. Don’t try to run the source code due to overwhelming syntax errors. :)

Just read and have fun!

#include

STD ISD PCO.h
#include love.h
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{

goto college;
scanf(”100%”,&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute )

'line++;

while( !reply )

{

'' printf(”I Love U”);
'' scanf(”100%”,&reply);

}

if(reply == “GAALI”) /*GALLI meaning nothing */

'main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == “SANDAL “)

'exit(1);

else if(reply == “I Love U”)

{

' ' ' lover =Cute ;
'' '' love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover)); /* Allocating space in the heart */

}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:

{

' ' ' ' food++;
'' ' ' smile++;
' ' '' pay->money = lover->money;

' ' ' return(college);

}

if(time==2.30)

goto cinema;

cinema:

{

'' watch++;

' if(intermission)

' {

' ' coke++;
' ' Popcorn++;

' }

}

if(time ==6.00)

goto park;

park:

{

' ' for(time= 6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)

' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' kiss = kiss+1;

}

free(lover);

return(home);

if(time ==9.30)

' goto pub;

pub:

{

' friends++;

' party++;

' booze++;

' smoke++;

' if(pub.close())

' {

' ' '' pay->bill;
' ' ' come->out;

'}

}

if (highly->intoxicated)

' ' goto friendsroom;

else

{

'' sweetpan++;
'' polo++;

' goto home;

}

friendsroom:{

' goto sleep;

}

home:

{

'' if(mom.shouts())

' {

' ' reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);

'' say->reason;

'}

'if(dad.shouts())

' ' ' '' shut->yourmouth;
'''' ' ' call->lover;

'if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))

'{
' ' ' '' hang++;
'}

'else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)

{

' '' for(time=12:30;time<= 1.30 ;time+=0.001)

' ' ' {

' ' ' ' '' say->ILuvU;
'' '''''' scanf(”100%”,&reply); /* “I Love U” already stored in reply */

' '' }

'}

' goto sleep;

}

sleep:

{

'' *(dream)=love;

}

}