Navratna…. of Project Team

2) *Developer*                       

 is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) *Onsite Coordinator*          

 is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) *Client*                              

 is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

5) *Marketing Manager*         

 is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) *Resource Optimization Team*  

thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

7) *Documentation Team*

thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

*Quality Auditor*