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HOW MUCH MANAGEMENT KNOWS THEIR STAFF?

 HOW MUCH MANAGEMENT KNOWS THEIR STAFF?

 On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning
 against the wall, doing nothing.

 He approached the young man and calmly said to him, ‘How much do
 you earn?’

 The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal
 question, he replied, none the less, ‘I earn Rs. 5,000 a month, Sir.
 Why?’

 Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed Rs.
15,000 cash and gave it to the young man and said, ‘Around here I pay
people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is your
3 months salary, now GET OUT and don’t come back’.

The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.

 Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner,
‘And that applies for everybody in this company’.

He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, ‘Who’s the
young man that I just fired?’

To which an amazing reply came of, ‘He was the courier delivery
man, Sir…!’

 

 

 

 

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—- Not to scare u —– Very important!!!

There
is more in life than just work .. U work to have a better life . If work can
destroy your life It is better to stay jobless . act sensibly It is the
friends and the good wishes you earn which will make you live a complete life .
No matter how you perform good or bad you will be forgotten . So work only
until you enjoy it When it reaches threshold . You have just one choice Just
chill . and take it easy ..



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The Big Breaking News!
India’s ace shooter Abhinav Bindra
created history by winning the first ever individual Olympic Gold Medal for the
country. It’s Abhinav Bindra, Abhinav Bindra all over the Beijing shooting range.
Abhinav won the gold in 10m Air Rifle event. Abhinav Bindra scored 700.5 points
in the final.



Although
India had won 8 gold medals in
Olympics hockey, it never won any individual gold medals. This is the first time
any Indian won a gold medal in an individual event. The last time
India had won an Olympic gold
medal was in 1980 Moscow Olympics where the hockey team had
claimed the gold. The entire country erupted into joy and celebration when the
reports of Abhinav Bindra’s great victory flashed across the television
channels.



It has been a great
moment for all Indians that have been dreaming for this for decades. Emotions
are high in India, as tearful people welcomed
this great news. President Pratibha Patil, PM Manmohan Singh, Congress President
Sonia Gandhi, Sports Minister MS Gill, IOA President Suresh Kalmadi and all
leaders and high level sports officials have congratulated Abhinav Bindra for
making the country proud. A proud nation salutes its great Hero. Hats off to
Abhinav Bindra!



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How u work matters

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PEACE

Your future is Ur Destiny Your destiny is Ur Ambition, Your ambition is Ur Aspiration ,
Your aspiration is Ur Motivation , Your motivation is Ur Belief , Your belief is Ur Peace

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A.R.Rahman - Kamal - Marmayogi

Kamal Hassan has started pre-production work on his new film Marmayogi, which he is directing and producing, on first copy basis for the corporate Reliance Adlabs.

Kamal’s Marmayogi, is said to be a historical adventure romantic film with an ‘A’ list of actors. He has already contacted Bollywood actress Kajol, to play the heroine in this film, which will have music by A.R Rahman. The others including technicians are being worked out.

It will be the second time that Kamal is using an old MGR title for a film of his. Earlier he had used the title Sathi Leelavathi (1936), and now the famous MGR starrer Marmayogi (1951). It has tremendous title value, and the modern Kamal film will have three versions in Tamil,Telugu and Hindi.


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It’s very easy to keep a woman happy……














1) How to Keep a Woman Happy:
It’s not difficult Just a few things !!!

All you have to do is to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
6. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention,
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU:

53. Never forget:
Birthdays
Anniversaries
Arrangements she makes



(2) HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

— Leave him at peace !!!



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Please do read atleast once………

Something All Software Professionals should know

Six software professionals under the age of 33 have died and 2 top executives from renowned software companies have become paralysed because of stress-related heart ailments in the last six months in Chennai, says a study by Mitran Foundation, a Bangalore-based voluntary association of practising doctors.

“All the six who died, and the two who became invalid, had no family history of heart attacks or any pre-history of heart ailments or paralysis. They were all in their prime, between 27 and 33 years, and handled challenging projects at work in their respective companies. They worked long and continuous hours. The end struck them very suddenly, and it looked as if their hearts refused to take any more stress,”
said Dr Dwarakanath, director of Mitran Foundation, who has studied stress components in 40 software companies in Chennai during the last six months.

The study, conducted at a cost of Rs 45 lakhs, covered more than 4,000 software professionals from 80 companies who were in service for a minimum of three years. The email responses were scientifically tabulated and the findings were ready in 2002. Dr Dwarakanath, who was the late Dhirubhai Ambani’s personal stress management consultant, said questionnaires extracting every minute detail were sent to the respondents. The personal background, family history and personal characteristics of these individuals were assessed and it was found that the stress in these professionals was only due to work pressure. All other factors were eliminated.

“Our study confirmed that the number of suicides, divorces, heart
ailments, BP and diabetes patients and mental depression are the highest in the software industry. The fancy salaries of software professionals are no longer something to rejoice about,” Dr Dwarakanath said.
“We found that the software industry has simply no routine. Deadlines hang before them and every day they chase new problems. During weekends more than 60 per cent of the vehicles are found parked in the office complexes. There is no physical exercise and new food habits favoured by pizza culture fuel the problem. Cervical spondilitis and wrist problems due to uncomfortable handling of the computer mouse, eye problems and discomfort in bowel movements are common.

The stress for couples where both are employed in the IT industry is the worst. The simple step of taking time off from work for three months allowed an IT couple wanting a child for years to conceive one,” Dr Dwarakanath said.

M.T.R. Venukopalan, senior training coordinator, Covansys India, acknowledged that IT professionals were the most stressed individuals. “Even if the company sponsors a movie or self-care lecture, not many attend them,” he said. Jyothsana, a travel coordinator for Temenos India Pvt Ltd, expressed concern for the young employees who complain of back and knee pains. She acknowledged that IT professionals require a specific eating and physical exercise routine to ease their stress. “Our lives are becoming mechanical, guided only by deadlines,” she said.


So think again if you are staying late in the office regularly. Think again about your family. Think again about your social life and health.


Please forward it to your friends too…


Work is essential. Your contribution to the goal should be
great. But, please don’t make it a habit to stay late.

Don’t skip your Break Fast /Lunch/Dinner. None of these are equated by Pizza, Biscuits / Wafers / Chat items

Please pass this to all
you care for!!!

Please do not print this email unless it is absolutely necessary.

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Girls are intelligent

One day, a girl, 18yrs old, heard from her mother that if she will
do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine “Devi” will come to her dreams &
give her 3 boons. So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs
successfully, doing prayer regularly.

Now it was a day for “Devi” to come. So she slept earlier with
thoughts in her mind to ask.

And, really a “Devi” came in her dream. Now this is the dialogue
between them.


Devi:
O Girl, you prayed to me regularly for the past 4 yrs, so I am
very happy 4 that. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask
anything you like, but there is one condition.


Girl:
Condition!, what is that?

Devi:
You have a boy-friend?

Girl:
Yes.

Devi:
When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also
sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didn’t know anything about boon
and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So whatever you will ask,
he will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are agreed, then
proceed for the 1st boon.


Girl:
(After thinking for some time .. ): Yes, I am ready.

Girl:
1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the
world.


Devi:
But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.
Girl:
It’s OK.

Devi:
Be as you wish!

Girl:
2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful
girl in the world.

Devi:
But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most
handsome boy in the world.


Girl:
It’s OK.

Devi:
Be as you wish.

Devi:
Now the last boon remains.
Girl:
O Devi, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.
Devi:
What? Are you sure!

Girl:
Yes. Very sure!

Devi:
Be as you wish.

Think friends,

what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died
at once, while the girl remained alive.
Thus, the girl became the
world’s most
beautiful girl and the richest one, too.


Moral of the
story : So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more
intelligent than we believe about them to be
. So be careful boys!

Now, girls please stop reading …
boys continue till the end

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HEY GUYS, don’t worry, actually what happened is something different than
what you all think!

Actually, the girl’s boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER
than that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl, being
world’s richest and the most handsome boy.


Moral of the story:
Dear boys, the girls are not really that much
intelligent than what we believe them to be. So don’t worry if you
think that you have girl-friend, intelligent than you.

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Here’s what is happening in India


Capital suggestion


By Dr Farrukh Saleem


12/9/2007



Here’s what is happening in India:



The two Ambani brothers can buy 100 percent of every company listed


on


the Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and would still be left with $30


billion to spare. The four richest Indians can buy up all goods and


services produced over a year by 169 million Pakistanis and still be


left with $60 billion to spare. The four richest Indians are now


richer than the forty richest Chinese.



In November, Bombay Stock Exchange’s benchmark Sensex flirted with


20,000 points. As a consequence, Mukesh Ambani’s Reliance Industries


became a $100 billion company (the entire KSE is capitalized at $65


billion). Mukesh owns 48 percent of Reliance.



In November, comes Neeta’s birthday. Neeta turned f orty-four three


weeks ago. Look what she got from her husband as her birthday


present:


A sixty-million dollar jet with a custom fitted master bedroom,


bathroom with mood lighting, a sky bar, entertainment cabins,


satellite television, wireless communication and a separate cabin


with


game consoles. Neeta is Mukesh Ambani’s wife, and Mukesh is not


India’s richest but t he second richest.



Mukesh is now building his new home, Residence Antillia (after a


mythical, phantom island somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean). At a cost


of $1 billion this would be the most expensive home on the face of


the


planet. At 173 meters tall Mukesh’s new family residence, for a


family


of six, will be the equivalent of a 60-storeyed building. The first


six floors are reserved for parking. The seventh floor is for car


servicing and maintenance. The eighth floor houses a mini-theatre.


Then there’s a health club, a gym and a swimming pool. Two floors


are


reserved for Ambani family’s guests. Four flo ors above the guest


floors are family floors all with a superb view of the Arabian Sea.


On


top of everything are three helipads. A staff of 600 is expected to


care for the family and their family home.



In 2004, India became the 3rd most attractive foreign direct


investment destination. Pakistan wasn’t even in the top 25


countries.


In 2004, the United Nations, the representative body of 192


sovereign


member states, had requested the Electio n Commission of India to


assist the UN in the holding elections in Al Jumhuriyah al Iraqiyah


and Dowlat-e Eslami-ye Afghanestan. Why the Election Commission of


India and not the Election Commission of Pakistan? After all,


Islamabad is closer to Kabul than is Delhi.



Imagine, 12 percent of all American scientists are of Indian origin;


38 percent of doctors in America are Indian; 36 percent of NASA


scientists are Indians; 34 percent of Microsoft employees are


Indians;


and 28 percent of IBM employees are Indians.



For the record: Sabeer Bhatia created and founded Hotmail. Sun


Microsystems was founded by Vinod Khosla. The Intel Pentium


processor,


that runs 90 percent of all computers, was fathered by Vinod Dham.


Rajiv Gupta co-invented Hewlett Packard’s E-speak project. Four out


of


ten Silicon Valley start-ups are run by Indians. Bolly wood produces


800 movies per year and s ix Indian ladies have won Miss


Universe/Miss


World titles over the past 10 years.



For the record: Azim Premji, the richest Muslim entrepreneur on the


face of the planet, was born in Bombay and now lives in


Bangalore.India now has more than three dozen billionaires; Pakistan


has none (not a single dollar billionaire).



The other amazing aspect is the rapid pace at which India is


creating


wealth. In 2002, Dhirubhai Ambani, Mukesh and Anil Ambani’s father,


left his two sons a fortune worth $2.8 billion. In 2007, their


combined wealth stood at $94 billion. On 29 October 2007, as a


result


of the stock market rally and the appreciation of the Indian rupee,


Mukesh became the richest person in the world, with net worth


climbing


to US$63.2 billion (Bill Gates, the richest American, stands at


around


$56 billion).


Indians and Pakistanis have the same Y-chromosome haplogroup. We


have


the same genetic sequence and the same genetic marker (namely:


M124).


We have the sam e DNA molecule, the same DNA sequence. Our culture,


our traditions and our cuisine are all the same. We watch the same


movies and sing the same songs. What is it that Indians have and we


don’t?




INDIANS ELECT THEIR LEADERS





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