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Voting abuse

Couldn’t find any other word to describe it.

How can Chang possibly be voted out, ahead of Prashant and Ankita?

Whoever voted for those two is fucking deaf.

Here is the dentist’s blog again, Buddha Soliloques. Atleast, that’s a consolation - he’ll be back to dentistry and blogging soon. Here’s a video about him

A star anyway, no?

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To hell with versatility

Raja Hasan in SaReGaMaPa comes second only to Toshi Sabri of VOI, everyone knows that. Everyone. Both from the humble state of Rajasthan know for its exceptional folk talent, and both sing similar stuff. Raja, however, is constantly picked upon when it comes to versatility, the respected Vishal-Shekhar duo going to the extent of saying that he needs to get out of the Suhkwinder Singh/Kailash Kher mould and sing something different.
Yes, he tried a peppy track, did Raja - chak de phatte, and the crowd were on their feet. Yesterday was a day where he had to prove it again, and he did - effortlessly - with O Re Chori, although Udit’s lovely voice still haunts us.

For those who watched Rahul Dravid make the English bowling attack pregnant on a few channels ahead, here is the performance, YouTubed.

But that’s hardly what he’s capable of. Talk Qawalis, and that’s his area of strength. Here’s Piya Haji Ali from Fiza - rendered in his divine voice.

Like Shekhar put it, after the ‘challenge’, this will be the busiest playback singer around.

For now, it’s off to the idiot-box again. Indian Idol’s on - someone’s being eliminated and I just hope it’s Prashant, because the others deserve to stick around.

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It’s a habit …

I can’t get enough of this song.

The original, rather. Before the kids parted ways.

And Atif Aslam rocks. Period.

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Sholay returns!

Whoop-dee-doo, Sholay is out again, next Friday!

Er, oops, this is ‘Aag’. Damn, and I thought I had the classic. Let me sit through this one anyway, for Company’s sake. RGV, this is your last chance from a die-hard fan. You give us Company/Satya, and then (yuk!) horedung link James and Shiva. Risk was, well, watchable, thanks to Randeep. Can’t wait for the fire. Just don’t bullshittify it the way you did in Shiva to James, an already substandard flick. And hey, Sarkar was fine, but the Godfather was - oops, sorry, no comparisons. Hush.

But I love Sholay! Until this date! And I can’t wait to watch again.

Oops, this is ‘Aag’, isn’t it? Damn, and I thought I had the classic. I repeat, RGV, I’m your fan, but for Sholay? - a disciple, so don’t you dare bastardise the original, otherwise the nukes Dr. Singh is working around will have an additional purpose.

And that’ll light an aag, a fire-and-a-half. Up yours. So, careful, bro.

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The nation went deaf


T
his is bullshit with a mammoth B.

Wonderful, just wonderful, another good vocalist voted out. Why the hell is Prashant still there? Yes, he”s got an awesome voice, but his last performance wasn”t as good. The song was as easy as it gets, a straightforward Aap Ki Dua, while Puja on the other hand, rendered Shubha Mudgal”s Ab Ke Saawan.

Anu Malik pointed out the harkat in the songs. Udit suggested that he himself couldn”t have sung it that well. Alisha takes it a step forward, suggesting that her rendition was better than the original. Sonu was all praise, and Javed Akhtar went on a forgiving spree after that performance. Mini Mathur summed up her performance in one bloody appropriate word - awesome.

But hey, the audience missed it all, didn”t they? Let”s hope you don”t, here it is.

Surely, we live in a deaf nation.


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Chak De is a masterstroke


Chak De India is, what SRK could call, a masterstroke.

Forget the whole patriotism thing it has going for itself, this is a movie that raises the bar for other flicks that try. This is work worthy of praise by the guy who gave us Ab Tak Chappan, and it doesn”t try too hard to be artistic, or mainstream. It”s just there, it”s an honest narrative and it proves a point: a good story when told well can entertain, period, without really the need for bikini-clad sex-Sherawats as fillers.

Kabir Khan (SRK) is the captain of the national hockey side, and oops - he misses a penalty stroke against Pakistan in an all-important final. The media manufacture treason, and Khan is soon under the microscope. Eventually, he”s tagged a traitor, and it”s done oh-so-filmi - chalked on the Khan”s residence - before he leaves in a tearless farewell.

We fast-forward seven years. Khan is back, applying for the God-forsaken post of the women”s hockey team coach. Why? To regain the lost pride, etc. No major motivational speech to rope Khan in, mercifully, as he puts forward his case. The women”s hockey board, of course, have nothing to lose, having little faith in their team”s ability. That leaves Khan and his new beard in the company of sixteen girls from around the country, literally, as he begins his harsh mentorship. Sadly for the girls, this isn”t a coach, it”s an authoritarian, a dictator - King Khan at his stringent best - as he makes them toil hard, both mentally and physically, instilling them with confidence and inspiring them with the pep-talk.

Yes, it does get shaky, but Khan prevails, taking the team into the World Championship, not before they had to play a match against their male counterparts to prove their worth. The World Championship, of course, is the big showdown, as Khan guides them nicely with victory after victory, and in the “bharatiya nari running around in knickers for their win”, Kabir Khan tries to win the hearts of people. Again.

Unfortunately for director Shimit Amin, when you do decide on a sports flick, something of this nature, you have to compromise on a lot. The end is all too obvious, and rather predictable, but the journey throughout was more than enjoyable, and that”s where he scores. The final moments of Chak De India actually grip you, although you know the end result at the back of your mind. More than anything, I loved this flick for the honesty - there is no real overdone masala talk, no item tracks, no I”m-going-through-a-depression parallel narratives, absolutely no dilution of the sort. It figures - at just over two and a half hours running time, it”s made an impact. The girls do their bits pretty well, and although not all of them hog the screen, there are a few prominent players, namely Chitrashi Rawat as Komal Chautala, Shilpa Shukla as Bindia Naik and Sagarika Ghatge as Preeti Sabarwal. Did I mention Sagarika”s hot? Nope? Okay, here goes - she is.

But, hello, this is a welcome surprise, a Yash Raj flick with no lover boy Khan? And wow, I mean wow, King Khan can act. Disarmingly so convincing, that even those witty one-liners which ought to have had no place in the script is delivered with such precision. Chak De doesn”t try too hard to remain subtle throughout, and there are flaws and the clichés, but he makes them all believable, and proves yet again why he ought to do more rules like these and Swades.

Oh, and the most important factor that deserves mention, either Khan puts up a real phenomenal act or he really loves hockey, or both - because it shows on-screen. The bloke belongs to the field.

So if you haven”t watched it yet, buck up. Best film around patriotism in theaters this year, and a Bible for Indian film-makers who want to make sportflicks.

*****


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India sings

Amongst all the reality shows that showcase India’s best talent — namely, Zee’s SaReGaMaPa, Voice Of India and Indian Idol 3, there is one voice, for me, that rules and rule seriously.

It’s not the versatile sweetheart Emon Chatterjee who might just be the Indian Idol, it’s not Deepali of the same who who was voted out. It could have been Amit Paul who has a unique voice even though he made a mess of things with his Omkara rendition, or rather an attempt at it. Fine, girls go ga-ga over Chang but, hello, he’s far from Idol material as far as the voice goes, and if he does get picked, it’s official — our’s is deaf nation that can just see.

Mauli impressed, totally, in SRGMP with her Mayya Mayya, immense energy and even miles away on telivision, we could only applaud in appreciation. Amanat’s soul is crystal-clear when he sings in that penetrative voice of his, and Ismail Darbar has done a really good job with mentorship on many fronts. But hey, it ain’t them.

That leaves us with VOI, with some of the weirdest judges and ironically the better talent as far as singing is concerned. Sumitra Iyer’s name comes to mind, this woman is lovely, I repeat — lovely, and she is perfectly capable of power-packed performances especially with fusion. Ashpreet is a treat to listen too, her vocals linger in the air even after she walks away.

And that brings me to my pick amongst all of them, aptly named the Voice of India. Yessir, it’s Toshi Sabri, but of course, 24 carats of Gold if you may, but a priceless voice in many ways. Listen to his ‘Piya Re, Piya Re’, that drew comparisons with the great Nusrat, but even then, that’s saying a lot.

Yours truly grew up in the Emirates, and an expat kid, I realised the importance of halaq to bring the Arabic script to life. Dude here does this effortlessly when he rendered Kaho Na Kaho.

I mean, he’s honest, he can sing like awesome, he’s firmly rooted in the basics and Sufi, will you folks please vote for him? He makes the rest of the singers sound like substandard artists, doesn’t he?

Enough talk, here”s a video that suggests what the chap’s capable of.

Don’t go by Abhijeet’s words though, making any sort of comparison between NFAH and someone else is absurd and uncalled for. Toshi is awesome, he isn’t divine. The chap is humble, the judges ought to recognize his honest humility that’s so familiar of Jaipur, and let his singing speak for itself.

And boy, that’s a voice-and-a-half.

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The idiots let the Idol out …

What kind of shit — apologies, horseshit — audience is listening to, and voting for Indian Idol anyway? How in the world could they possibly lose Deepali, a blessed voice tailor-made for Bollywood’s best melodies. It’s absurd, it’s total nonsense, and as Javed Akhtar put it as only he could - she get’s punished for singing well. Absofreakingbullshit, the length of that profane term doing little to suggest my annoyance at having Deepali out of the show.

Girl, we’ll miss you, we sure as hell will. May you sing and RJ your way into the ears and minds of the nation, this - from a fan like many others who could see your helplessness through your smile yesterday. You were brave to put up the face and rendition you did, and heck, we know that.

If this is the Janta’s choice, then I’d rather not have it. Perhaps the wordsmith, the skylark sweetheart that gave us Made in India, the immortal vocals that rendered Pehla Nasha and the thief who hasn’t even spared the Israeli National anthem - should play their roles as judges. Let them bring their skill and judgement into play and pick the best Idol, and seriously, if this is the kind of voting that’s going to happen, democracy be damned to a bloody death that the people brought upon it.

 

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Let me in, dammit!

What’s this whole fuss about Chak De, India? Just can’t land tickets, I’m finding it so bloody difficult to get into a movie-hall playing the blessed flick, just as easy as a terrorist would find it to walk into the CIA HQ at Langley.

Okay, YRF seduce the movie-goers but if TRRP and JBJ are anything to go by, you’d think that the crowd would hold their horses. Apparently, it’s the SRK magic that’s paying off here. Or maybe his beard. Or maybe, we are yet to see a genuine sports film after Lagaan and Iqbal teased us with bits.

Hmm. Probably, that’s just it. A sports flick, albeit chicks and hockey. Still, it’s a start. Will someone please let me in?

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Gandhi, My Father is a good try

There are flicks that enlighten you. Gandhi, My Father is one of them that tries, and nearly succeeds.

Like the promos go, it’s about the price one family had to pay for the nation’s freedom. The Mahatma’s eldest son, Harilal, is a product of the Gandhi’s ideology — albeit negative, and the movie is a daring effort by the makers to add depth into Harilal’s character on film. It revisits the reasons behind Gandhi being so popular, yet being a total failure as a father to his eldest son.

The plot is somewhat familiar — we are ferried across the South African timeline of Gandhi (Darshan Jariwala) and wife Kasturbha (Shefali Shah). A middle-aged Gandhi shows the first signs of dedication to his cause, as he considers every child in the community his own. The other side of the coin, of course, is the fact that Harilal (Akshay Khanna) wishes to be treated like a son. His ambition — to become a barrister like the father, but Gandhi is opposed to the idea of a Western education, insisting that Harilal builds firm roots in his andolan against racism.

Gandhi also separates Harilal from his wife Gulab (Bhumika Chawla), hence inflicting a wound so deep that the son couldn’t recover.

Post-interval, the movie extends the hatred between the father an the son, and it does this very slowly, trying to build emotion on the way. Darshan Jariwala is a class act, lending the respect buried in books to the fragile frame of the Mahatma. Shefali is a treat to watch — entirely natural — she makes this role her own, and it’s almost unimaginable who else could have portrayed Kasturbha with that kind of intensity. Bhumika Chawla does her bit well, an honest presentation although she doesn’t enjoy a lot of screen presence.

But the sincere effort for me, by far, is Akshaye Khanna. His Harilal strives for his own presence in the might of Gandhi’s, and although the title suggests that he is the protagonist, one finds it hard to take their eyes away from the character of Gandhi that keeps dropping by with eternal words of wisdom. Akshaye Khanna’s ex-pressions in this movie are awesome — watch out for the scene at the railway station where he brings his mother a gift, blinded by his interpretation of what is right and wrong. In fact, the entire flick is studded with a few scenes of brilliance where the two contrasting lead roles come together for a silent showdown.

Unfortunately it’s also smudged with flaws.

The editing is, er, inexplicable — there are scenes floated in that just don’t make sense, adding neither depth nor intensity to the story. The background music tries to be soulful, but is quite familiar throughout, and criminally goes missing in a few shots where emotions run high. Although it is indeed an honest effort by the makers, for me — they didn’t evoke much sympathy for the son, and when I look back, it was more of a documentary, a celluloid documentation of a story you won’t find in your history books from school. I applaud the makers for exploiting the power of cinema and giving me a subtle perspective of whom we know as the ‘Father of our nation’. Unfortunately, like Hey Ram, it tries too hard to build dislike for the Mahatma instead of building love for the protagonist.

But it does have a stinging message that many of us need to realize. The nation has often called for the people to come forward and serve. It beckons us, every now and then, and many of us run away in spite of nurturing a real desire to improve our country. Gandhi, My Father makes a point — the kin must take a backseat if one really intends on dedicating himself for the country’s development.

And in the process, families might be demolished.

*****

 

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