Ant R

My oldest memories of myself have been those of rebellion. I remember always being at loggerheads with the Rules that be, questioning the bases of Right and Wrong, opposing dictats that did not comply with my likes, and most of them did not. I do not know why I did it, perhaps I wanted to [...]

Friend: ok
Me: What ok?
Friend: Just ok
Me: What? Why?
Friend: Nothing. I am bored.
Me: So am I.
Friend: Did it rain there?
Me: No. Its very hot in here
Friend: That is because it did not rain
Me: Hmm
Friend: *sends a link for a newly launched cellphone* 
Me: I don’t have the money 
Friend: Credit card would also do
Me: No balance in card [...]

It’s been a while and hence 
I’ve gained some vision 
And have lost some power 
And have tampered with reason 
The vision being of being 
The power being of thought 
The reason being to judge 
I doubt what I have got 
What I now see in the mirror
Is an eerie blurring figure 
And the smoky eyes that shine 
Of this pale misty stranger 
I’ve tried and [...]

Presenting some choicest conversation stoppers from life:

Me: I love Sheldon Cooper! (my fav character from the Big Bang theory)
Friend: Why?
Me: Bcoz he is such a nerd!
Friend: I don’t like you saying that.
Me: Why?
Friend: Bcoz he is like me.
Me: Oh boy
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Bro: Hey guess what I miked for John Abraham today!
Me: Wow! Did you get me an [...]

Today, in the middle of a hot busy working afternoon that was dedicated to concocting a report out of strictly fictitious data, I get an excited message from my friend saying that post coital smoke was apparently among the topmost pleasurable activities listed out by the New York times. I asked her if it mentioned whether it [...]

Have you guys ever been in this situation? When you feel low about yourself, people try to tell you how nice your life is. And when you feel really contented for a reasonable period of time, you have people making you feel uncomfortable about it. Contentment if often considered as complacence, well to each one [...]

These days my mom is working overtime to starve me to death. The other day I hungrily opened my tiffin box to find a single flimsy roti along with sabzi. I thought of calling her and asking if I am really that fat, but better sense prevailed so I complained to my friend in Delhi [...]

Save my soulI pray to TheeTake my reason awayIts hurting me What’s good what’s badWhat’s wrong or rightWhat’s in it for meWhat is beyond my sightWho’s into meInto whom am IIts a blurIts a slurSing me a lullaby What have I got to loseWhat do you stand to gain‘Long you use me goodWhat do I lose againLet [...]