Ant R

Long time back I had written a
post on my life on wings - those were the glorious old days when commuting
mostly meant flying from one city to another. It has been a year since I have
moved to a job that has left me stranded in the same bloody city, often gasping
for breath. Of course, I [...]

Friend: ok
Me: What ok?
Friend: Just ok
Me: What? Why?
Friend: Nothing. I am bored.
Me: So am I.
Friend: Did it rain there?
Me: No. Its very hot in here
Friend: That is because it did not rain
Me: Hmm
Friend: *sends a link for a newly launched cellphone* 
Me: I don’t have the money 
Friend: Credit card would also do
Me: No balance in card [...]

Presenting some choicest conversation stoppers from life:

Me: I love Sheldon Cooper! (my fav character from the Big Bang theory)
Friend: Why?
Me: Bcoz he is such a nerd!
Friend: I don’t like you saying that.
Me: Why?
Friend: Bcoz he is like me.
Me: Oh boy
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Bro: Hey guess what I miked for John Abraham today!
Me: Wow! Did you get me an [...]

If the subject made you think of my manhunt I am sorry to disappoint. I, however, am hardly disappointed. The latest addition to my life is anyday better than what you guys are thinking of. It is bigger, sturdier, faithful, selfless and definitely more entertaining… my new TV. Plans to buy one for my own [...]

Yesterday I was woken up by a screeching complaint “How can a man forget his anniversary?!!!” I sat up on my bed, rubbed my eyes and simultaneously wished mom a Happy Anniversary in a sleepy voice. It was replied by a thanks and a sigh. Several hours later when I was at my office, mom called and [...]

 To me coming from youFriend is a four letter wordEnd is the only part of the word That I heardCall me morbid or absurd.. Aargh..just listen to the damn song guys. Its by a band called ‘Cake’ whom I quite like because of their originality and sarcasm..<object height=265 width=320> Now the point is, whenever I listen to [...]

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Recipe 1: Bhindi fry

Clean and chop bhindi
Rub salt and turmeric
Place wok on stove
Pour oil
Add bhindis
Stir for 10 minutes
Remove from stove
Chew raw bhindi

Recipe 2: French fries
Peel potatoes
Chop them
Salt them
Remember to light stove
Heat oil
Add potatoes
Burn them
Dial Mac dees
Place an order

Recipe 3: Pepperoni Pizza

Go home
Change into shorts
Slouch on the sofa
Turn on the TV
Tune in [...]

 This Sunday was an absolute dissonance of events for me personally. I had spent Holi last week with my cousin and her kids and both our moms had made a huge ordeal out of it. They made non stop calls to my poor cousin (PC) to ensure that I reach her place safely, that I [...]

Not on my comp, but on my face. Yes, weird but true. When they heard this, some people have exclaimed ‘Huh? Chehre pe virus?’ But yes, shit happens, so does this. It started off as tiny modest version of acne three months back, and refused to go. At times multiplied in clusters. Me being myself, [...]

 I was counting my losses after recession hit. It is worse than I had thought. It has hit crucial areas of my everyday life. Food, for example. Not the price really, I can pay anything for good food. But when I sit and have my good food, people on my table talk about crashing stock [...]