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Posted in Uncategorized on 04/13/2009 01:17 am by tanushree kulkarni
TAGG-of-war
Posted in TAGGED 2 on 04/05/2009 12:01 am by tanushree kulkarni
And the late comer to enter taggathon is yours truly so here goes my tag answers
1. If your lover betrayed you what would your reaction be?
Il get plastic surgery done and will get married to his younger/older brother and do saajish to get him back.(thanks to EKTA KAPOOR for showing me the way)
2. If you could have one dream come true which one would it be?
Swap my soul with bipasha basu since I loooove johny baby.
3. Is there any person, at whose face you wanted to throw your slippers/sandals/shoes at?
No one. I love my shoes.instead I would throw my socks and believe me they are more deadly than my shoes.
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Donate all the money to "tanushree kulkarni foundation " which works for the benefit and welfare of tanushree kulkarni
5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
I would have considered this if I was lesbian but since iam straight so "NO CHANCE"
6. Which is more blessed: loving someone or being loved by someone?
7. How long would you wait for someone you love?
8. If the person you like finds someone better than you, what would you do?
Abduct him and lock him up in a room and make him listen HIMESH RESHAMMIYA's song "back 2 back".
9. If you could root for one social cause which one would it be?
Save the poor souls (read gals) from committing fashion blunder.
10. What takes you down the fastest?
sleeeep zzzzzzz
11. Would you like to have the job you love or love the job you have?
I would love to have the job I love but finding a job I love is very difficult so I wuld may b love the job I have but how cani have the job I don't love ?so il may b try fr d job I love ..(err its so confusing .so the moral of the story is too much of a love spoils everything)
12. Darna mana hai… But what is the thing that you fear most?
lizard staring at me!!!!
13. What kind of person(s) do you think the person who tagged you is/are?
i was tagged by shailaja-she is intelligent gal wid gud sense of humour
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
15. What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
rush to do loo…..
16. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously who would you pick?
Both.iam learning multi tasking .
17. Would you give all in a relationship?
Depends on your definition of everything.
18. What’s eating you now?
Iam not eatable.
19. Do you prefer being single or in a relationship?
For an eternal romantic like me I would love to be in relationship.vaise being single is not that bad too.
20. Why are u in iland?
To make people realize that " that intelligent person"they have been always dreaming of is finally arrived and is now within their reach.
21. Whats
i love knocking out people by my deadly pj's.
22. What wuld u like to change in u?
i would want to not loose my cool when I hear different versions of my name eg tannu,tannushree,tanusree n blah ,blah ,blah
democracy-used,misused and abused
Posted in Politics on 03/24/2009 08:05 pm by tanushree kulkarni
We are a democracy. So what if most of us don't even care to
vote? So what if voting day is a public holiday for us. But we are still a
democracy.
So what if public display of affection raises eyebrows, though girls getting
molested and raped publicly is not an issue with anyone.
So what if
for kamasutra and khajurahao globally, though talking about sex or lovemaking
is still a taboo in
So what if we have more than million aids patient in
dreaded'commodity
so what if radhakrishna’s rasleela is famous, though loving is still a trespass.
So what if daughter roams around in shorts but daughter-in -law wearing jeans
is still an issue in
So what if we follow civic sense when go abroad though we don’t think twice
before spitting on roads in our country.
So what if marriage is regarded is the most sacred union though while fixing
marriage groom's family leaves no stone unturned to extort money from bride's
family. But we are a democracy .definitely a democracy.
p.s this is an intellectual post from me after such a long time so plzzzzzz be generous in commenting
teenage blues
Posted in Uncategorized on 02/21/2009 12:12 pm by tanushree kulkarni
one day you get up in morning and you start hating entire world.you hate everything about your existence your college,friends,crush,family,neighbors,clothes(not necessarily in same order).may be that’s what they call “teenage blues”and that’s what i am suffering from these days.being a teenager is tough task and if you are a gal nothing can get tougher than that.those painful waxing sessions in parlor and the tough task to reach everywhere in time with that perfect makeup(even at six o’clock in morning)can take toll on any gal.
plus you have those endless epics in form of books which you never cared to look upon until some days before exams.
and your “CRUSH”who talks to every tom,dick and harry(read girls)and all you are left with is the “jealous look”on your face.
for some one like me who has all the qualities above mentioned present in life and a super ladaku sister ,life is definitely a mess.
i think i need a time out from all worldly pleasures(blogging,chatting,SMSing,shopping included).which can be a blessing for my dad as well ,in this time of recession
to valentines’s day,wid love
Posted in Uncategorized on 02/13/2009 01:24 pm by tanushree kulkarni
TO
VALENTINES DAY
EVERY YOUNG WOMEN AND MENS HEART
SUB-A HUMBLE PRESENT
DEAR SIR,
something or the other on
day. a group of young women who call themselves “a consortium for loose and
forward women ” are giving their pink lingerie to “shreeram sena’s” head as a mark of protest against their
talibanised behavior .and ’shreeram
sena ‘is sending saris in return. Some are even giving pink condoms to each
other(in protest of pink slips, I guess).
giving chocolates, flowers, cards along with off course their hearts. and what
am I giving? Not my lingerie for sure. And by now u would be tired of
chocolates. Flowers, cards are way too costly for me in this time of recession.
anything like that. So here goes my collection of pick up lines.
1) Do u believe in love in love at first sight? or should I walk again?
(This one is much used and abused)
2) U will be soon asked to leave this room because you are making others feel ugly.
3) I hope I don’t get burnt because you are so hot.(this one is invented by yours truly)
And now some seductive one’s
4) Do you know cpr?coz u have taken' my breath away.
5)you must be really tired coz u have been through my mind all the night.
I am sure Mr. Valentine, you will suggest these pickup lines to frustrated one sided lovers and help them in finding chicks or better still ,why don’t u suggest these lines to 'shiv sena' and 'bajrangdal guys and help them in finding love(chances of which are very less).
Yours lovingly
tanushree
p.s forgive me for this cramped spacing and uneven sized words.there is some problem wid web browser i use
COOK NA KAHO
Posted in Uncategorized on 02/08/2009 10:15 pm by tanushree kulkarni
after the not so sumptuous vermicelli upma and pan pizza bit softer than stone .this time it was turn of “residual sandwich.”a sandwich invented and made by yours truly.it’s ingredients?anything and everything from khichdi to cheese to even papads.i would have added my gloss,foundation as well,had that been bit tasty.
for someone who wants everything “fataak se”fifteen long minutes taken for its preparation (without delegating)were grueling.but what’s grueling was convincing everybody in the family to eat it.given my track record and the look of the sandwich they rejected saying”they wanted to live for some more years”.
sandwich was to die for(well,literally).
so,once again my attempt in the kitchen fails and so does my dream of being good wifey in future and bedazzling my hubby dearest with my culinary skill .but let’s look up at its positive side.i will be providing employment to a cook .isn’t it a noble thing?
raaz the torture continues
Posted in torture continues on 01/29/2009 01:26 pm by tanushree kulkarni
MBA MAYA
Posted in B -SCHOOL MADNESS on 01/04/2009 11:06 pm by tanushree kulkarni
M.b.a its the most sought after three letter word by youth these days.naah, actually most sought after three letter words by youth is sex.but with mba schools mushrooming in every nook and corner of
Typical unsocial studious guy whom everybody loves to loathe suddenly becomes talk of the town. Gets flooded with alliances. Gets invited to every social gathering. And needless to say gets all the attention and adulation of mumma, papas of hot, eligible young women. So to be precise he
walks away with every thing in the end; penthouse, great prestige, trophy wife
and loads and loads of money. Such is the Maya of six figure pay package and prestigious
“iim or isb tag” in
And if u happens to be that looser (which god forbid) who chose to follow Ur dream ,who gave preference to Ur inner self over stereotype career,chances are very less that u get any of these. You may be successful dj,fashion photographer but chances are (quite high of them actually) you would
still be considered looser in your native. You would NOT be invited for the parties.
You would NOT be flooded with alliances. Parents may NEVER introduce you to a
friend, whose son is some typical investment banker working for some mnc in
p.s this is satire on mba craze in our country. I personally think very high of the people who chose to follow their dream and passion over six figure pay package
last day during exams in campus
Posted in sucking examz on 11/27/2008 09:57 pm by tanushree kulkarniexams are over and so is the “mourning look” on my face.ever wondered how a typical day during exams is in campus?well let me take you there…
nooks and corners of the college which are most populated by “all species of love birds”coochicooing(cuddling)around are deserted (surprisingly!).
inside the classrooms ,first benchers the “rare moron ” kind who attend every boring classes and dont even fall asleep are pretending themselves no less than einstein himself are busy answering queries.guys and gals in their shabby clothes(well whu has time to dress up?)chanting(oops! its the answers they are murmuring),looking around to have a “safe seat “so they to hide from examners.
loosers buttering to obtain help during “the deadly 3 hours”from seniors whu are even more intellectually paralysed then we(”juniors” NOT so foundly called as facchas)can ever be in our entire lives.And the cool one’s like me who in around 15 years of their “academic life”have never opened their books more than few hours before the exams are busy gossiping.And why not?after that all ” new trend” or bitching about somebody’s dumb ” boyfriend “are worth discussing than those trivial management or economics theory.
suddenly every body is every body’s best friend.The bizzare one’s”the one’s with “yellow“shirt and “blue” trousers combination are in vogue.getting all the female adulation offcourse as long as they are able to answer their queries .
we,i and pals(who depend on me to pass .can u imagine?)are oogling at the paper for the first half an hour.then cursing and swearing at our”beloved”sir whose even single class is deprived of our existence.
suddenly the warning bell rings.last half hour to go.students speed up.and suddenly the “miracle”every thing starts pouring in the heads and we keep writing until examiner snatches away paper.
and “we”manage to pass jointly if not individually