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Thank God Columbus was not married….

If Columbus had been married he might never have discovered America because of the following:

–> Where are you going?

–> With whom?

–> Why?

–> How are you going?

–> To discover what?

–> Why you?

–> What do I do, when you are not here?

–> Can I come with you ?

–> Coming back when?

–> Dinner ghar par hi khaoge?

–> Mere liye kya laoge?

–> It seems you deliberately made this ….

–> Hain na…

–> Why?

–> Dont lie….

–> Why r u making such programs

–> You seem to be making a lot of such programs

–> Why?

–> I want to go to my parents place

–> I want you to come and leave me

–> I don’t want to come back….

–> I will never come back….

–> Why are u not stopping me…..

–> I don’t understand what is this discovery chakker?

–> You always do like this…..

–> Last time also u did like this….

–> Now a days u always seem to do like this….

–> I still don’t understand what else is balance to be discovered…

–> Where are u going?…..

Itne sab questions ke baad….. America kya, he may not have reached the front porch of his house.

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Niven’s laws were named after science fiction author Larry Niven, who has periodically published them as “how the Universe works” as far as he can tell. Most recently rewritten on January 29, 2002 (and published in Analog Magazine in the November 2002 issue), the rules are:
1. Never throw shit at an armed man.
o Never stand next to someone who is throwing shit at an armed man.
o to be paralleled with this quote by Robert A. Heinlein who wrote: “An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.” –Beyond This Horizon (1942)
2. Never fire a laser at a mirror.
3. Mother Nature doesn’t care if you’re having fun.
4. Giving up freedom for security is beginning to look na�ve. (Note: this originally read “F � S = k”, signifying that the product of freedom and security is a constant.)
5. Psi and/or magical powers, if real, are nearly useless.
6. It is easier to destroy than to create.
7. Any damn fool can predict the past.
8. History never repeats itself.
9. Ethics change with technology.
10. Anarchy is the least stable of political structures.
11. There is a time and a place for tact.
12. The ways of being human are bounded but infinite.
13. When your life starts to look like a soap opera, it’s time to change the channel.
14. The only universal message in science fiction: There exist minds that think as well as you do, but differently.
o Niven’s Corollary: The gene-tampered turkey you’re talking to isn’t necessarily one of them.
15. Never waste calories.
16. There is no cause so right that one cannot find a fool following it.
17. No technique works if it isn’t used.
18. Not responsible for advice not taken.
19. Think before you make the coward’s choice. Old age is not for sissies.
20. Never let a waiter escape.

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No One Believes Old People

An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. They had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands they walked to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved I love you, Sally.

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money. Fifty-thousand dollars.
Andy said, we've got to give it back.
Sally said, finders keepers.

She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door. They ask: “Did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”

Sally said, “No.”
Andy said, “She's lying. She hid it up in the attic.”
Sally said, “Don't believe him, he's getting senile.”

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. One says:
“Tell us the story from the beginning.”
Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday . . “

The FBI guy turns to his partner and says, “We're outta here.”

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The world will end in 2012, say experts

Several experts from across the globe are predicting that the earth is likely to end by the year 2012. The reason could be a human effect or natural disaster. From Chinese theories to scientific predictions the most likely date is the year 2012.

SCIENTIFIC EXPERTS from around the world are predicting that three years from now, all life on Earth could well come to an end. Some are saying it'll be humans that would set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it'll be God himself who would press the stop button. The following are some likely arguments as to why the world would end by the year 2012.

Reason one: Mayan calendar

The first to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things — building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and sacrificing virgins.

Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it's likely they've got the end of the world right as well.

Reason two: Sun storms

Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery. Our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic and it's supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the earth with lot of radiation energy. It's been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse and calculations suggest it'll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012.

Reason three: The atom smasher

Scientists in Europe have been building the world's largest particle accelerator. Basically, its a 27 km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it's properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They're predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.

Reason four: The Bible says it

If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn't bad enough, religious folks are getting in on the act as well. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between good an evil, has been set for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese Book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.

Reason five: Super volcano

Yellowstone National Park in United States is famous for its thermal springs and old faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple — it's sitting on top of the world's biggest volcano and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we're many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.

Reason six: The physicists

This one's case of bog — simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berkely University have been crunching the numbers. They've determined that the earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event.

Even worse, they're claiming that their calculations prove that we're all going to die, very soon. They are also saying that their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 per cent; and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.

Reason seven: Earth's magnetic field

We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that shields us from most of the sun's radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call North and South have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so — and right now we're about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30 kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is under way, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.

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50 Inspirational Positive Quotes That Make You Think

I've always have this penchant for inspirational positive quotes. It's amazing what those mere strings of words can do. Seemingly simple. Yet interestingly profound.

If you've some time today, I invite you to join me in this self discovery journey as we go through this 50 wonderful inspirational positive quotes.

Indulge in the tranquil moment as you read with both your eyes and heart.

Remember, eyes may provide sight. But it's the heart which gives insight.

Enjoy.

"Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought."
- Henri L. Bergson

"I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something. And because I cannot do everything I will not refuse to do the something that I can do."
- Hellen Keller

"Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough."
- Josh Billings

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there"
- Will Rogers

"Man often becomes what he believes himself to be. If I keep on saying to myself that I cannot do a certain thing, it is possible that I may end by really becoming incapable of doing it. On the contrary, if I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning."
- Mahatma Gandhi

"You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore."
- Christopher Columbus

"To a brave man, good and bad luck are like his left and right hand. He uses both."
- St Catherine of Siena

"When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we took so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened up for us"
- Helen Keller

"We don't see the things the way they are. We see things the way WE are."
- Talmund

"Every problem has in it the seeds of its own solution. If you don't have any problems, you don't get any seeds."
- Norman Vincent Peale

"If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change."
- Dr Wayne Dyer

"The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem."
- Theodore Rubin

"Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter of ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY."
- Anonymous

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
- Thomas A Edison

"Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting"
- Elizabeth Bibesco

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. And today? Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present."
- B. Olatunji

"When you get to the end of the rope, tie a knot and hang on."
- Franklin D Roosevelt

"Your attitude, not your aptitude, determines your altitude."
- Zig Ziglar

"If you're going through hell, keep going."
- Winston Churchill

"The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep on scratching."
- Dennis Green

"Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them a desire, a dream, a vision. They have to have the skill and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill."
- Muhammad Ali

"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."
- Dale Carnegie

"So many of our dreams at first seems impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable."
- Christopher Reeve

"Hard work spotlights the character of people. Some turn up their sleeves. Some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all."
- Sam Ewing

"There are those who work all day. Those who dream all day. And those who spend an hour dreaming before setting to work to fulfill those dreams. Go into the third category because there's virtually no competition."
- Steven J Ross

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
- Confucious

"Many of life's failures are people who had not realized how close they were to success when they gave up."
- Thomas A Edison

"The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing."
- Stephen Covey

"Efficiency is doing things right. Effectiveness is doing the right things."
- Peter Drucker

"Do you know what happens when you give a procrastinator a good idea? Nothing!"
- Donald Gardner

"Success is what you attract by the person you become."
- Jim Rohn

"You have to 'Be' before you can 'Do' and 'Do' before you can 'Have'.
- Zig Ziglar

"You can have everything in life that you want if you will just help enough other people to get what they want."
- Zig Ziglar

"The test we must set for ourselves is not to march alone but to march in such a way that others wish to join us."
- Hubert Humphrey

"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus when the limo breaks down."
- Oprah Winfrey

"Formal education will make you a living. Self education will make you a fortune."
- Jim Rohn

"It isn't what the book costs. It's what it will cost you if you don't read it."
- Jim Rohn

"You must be the change you want to see in the world."
- Mahatma Gandhi

"The future has several names. For the weak, it is the impossible. For the fainthearted, it is the unknown. For the thoughtful and valiant, it is the ideal."
- Victor Hugo

"There is nothing more genuine than breaking away from the chorus to learn the sound of your own voice."
- Po Bronson

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
- Waldo Emerson

"Use what talents you possess, the woods will be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best."
- Henry van Dyke

"Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric."
- Bertrand Russell

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."
- Winston Churchill

"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life's about creating yourself."
- George Bernard Shaw

"Live your life each day as you would climb a mountain. An occasional glance towards the summit keeps the goal in mind, but many beautiful scenes are to be observed from each new vintage point."
- Harold B Melchart

"The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goals to reach."
- Benjamin Mays

"More often in life, we end up regretting the chances in life that we had, but didn't take them, than those chances that we took and wished we hadn't."
- Anonymous

"An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie, for an excuse is a lie guarded."
- Pope John Paul I

"Don't wish it were easier, wish you were better. Don't wish for fewer problems, wish for more skills. Don't wish for less challenges, wish for more wisdom."
- Earl Shoaf

That's all from me. Do you have other inspirational positive quotes that you'll like to share? Let me know in the comments!

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Top 10 Funniest Quotes of Albert Einstein

1. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.

2. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.

3. The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

4. The hardest thing in the to understand is the income tax.

5. I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.

6. The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

7. I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - This is a somewhat new kind of religion.

8. If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

9. I don’t know, I don’t care, and it doesn’t make any difference!

10. You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

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Our college life

Every New Semester

After 1st Week:

After 2nd Week:

Before the Mid-Term Exam:

During The Mid-Term Exam:

After The Mid-Term Exam:

Before the Final Exam:

Once We get the Schedule of Final exam:

7 Days Before Final exam:

6 Days Before Final exam:

5 Days Before Final exam:

4 Days Before Final exam:

3 Days Before Final exam:

2 Days Before Final exam:

1 Days Before Final exam:

Night Before the final exam:

1 Hour before the final exam:

During the final exams:

once walk out of the examination room:

After the final exam during the holiday:

That's College!!!