Banta has a cross-eyed bull that keeps bumping into things. He calls up to vet to try to remedy the problem.
The vet says, “I think the best thing is to stick a pipe up his ass and blow real hard and the bulls’ eyes will straighten out.”
The vet - a 70 year old man - inserts the pipe and blows. The bulls’
eyes begin to straighten, but the vet soon looses his breath and the
bulls’ eyes are crossed again. The vet gives it another try, but looses
his breath again.
The vet looks at Banta and says, “You look like a strong man, why don’t you give it a try.”
Banta agrees. He then takes the pipe out of the bulls’ ass, turns it around, and sticks it back in. He then begins to blow.
“Shit!!!” says the vet. “What in the hell did you do that for?”
Banta replies, “You don’t think I am going to put my mouth on the same end of the pipe that you had your on.”
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Ok Banta got shit in his mouth. Know something? The bulls” eyes straightened out!
I have posted a banta joke on my blog, do look at it
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really hilarious. lol
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well described
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nice one
nice one,though i think not everyone will have an stomach for this,all the talk about vet reminded me of another joke i read,people were waiting in a vets clinic with their pets(dogs,cats,etc) then suddenly one man got impatient and demanded to see the vet at once,the nurse told him “be careful sir,don”t you know what happens to aggressive males in this clinic”…..did u get it?