Three plastic surgeons

Three plastic surgeons were boasting about how clever they were. The first one claimed that he attended to a suicidal bloke who had jumped from a flat on the 46th floor and broke every bone in his body and after several operations using titanium rods, nuts, bolts and washers he managed to get him fit again, and in the last Olympics he won a gold medal for the marathon.

The second claimed that he treated a chunk of charcoal fished out of an horrific house fire and by using the most up to date skin grafting techniques had salvaged a young lady who had just won a Miss World competition.

Not to be outdone, the third surgeon claimed that he had been called out to deal with the victim of a very bad road accident, where all they could find was an arsehole and a chewed fingernail. But he persevered and it seems as if the chap he treated could be our new prime minister by next week!