Dear Amar Singh ji,
Welcome back to the centre stage. As a common man who enjoys
watching what politicians do best- politicking, I must say the political
arena was so lack lustre without you.
You brought the sham glam to politics like no one else. Who else would
have propelled a faded star like Jaya Prada and a jaded housewife like
Jaya Bachchan to Lok Sabha and Rajya Sabha respectively?
So I missed you Amar Singh ji and I say “Well done. Welcome Back!”
Let me first start by thanking God for restoring your health back to you.
You must have read in your High school that “If wealth is gone,
nothing is gone; if health is gone, something is gone BUT if character is
gone, everything is gone.”
God knows how much wealth you have and I have no quarrel with you
on that. I am happy that your health is now back and would forever
pray that your character remains as good as ever.
Homilies finished Sir and I have some questions to ask you and I hope that
you will answer them in usual “devil-may-care” style.
Sick, Sidelined or Sulking?
You said Sir that you were giving up all the party jobs because you were
no longer as fit as a fiddle. That was your official line any way. Then why
is that when Mulayam Singh ji, your elder brother has accepted your
resignation, you have started sulking? You are talking of looking at
“grand political experiments” and even contemplating to commence a
month long hectic tour of the state of Uttar Pradesh. So please let us know
Sir, if you are now happy because you have been relievedof all your
responsibilities OR are unhappy because your resignation has finally
been accepted?
Capitalist amongst Socialists OR Socialist amongst Capitalists?
You really galvanized Samajwadi party into a big Regional force by
injecting funds from your Capitalist friends. People like the Ambani and
the Roys were at your beck and call. Many old Lohiaites felt that you
really re-branded the Samajwadi party of simple Mulayam Singh ji into
a party of rich people. You were a man with the Capitalist streak, a
tycoon in a Mercedes Benz in the party of cycle-wallas. And now you
are talking to connecting with the real Samajwadis like Raghu Thakurs
and what have you? Why Sir? Why can’t you be happy in the luxurious
lap of the Ambanis and the Roys? Are you then a capitalist among the
socialists and a socialist amongst the capitalists?
Will you really not bad-mouth Mulayam Singh ji?
You recently said on TV that you wish that God to burn your tongue if
you ever spoke against Mulayam Singh ji. O! Sorry, of late you have
been dispensing with the suffix of “ji” when referring to Neta ji. Within
10 days of watching you make that pledge, I see thatyou have already
started attacking your mentor.
You are already making snide remarks against him and have said that
you will try to become a true Samajwadi, instead of being a
“Mulayamwadi”
Tell us Amar Singh ji, if Mulayam Singh ji is not a Samajwadi? If
NOT then what is he? Throw some light, I beg! Many people say that
it is not a question of “if” you will wash Neta ji’s dirty linen in public
BUT the question is “when” will you start doing that? Do you concur
with the common public perception Sir?
Are you for Smaller States or NOT?
Some weeks ago, I saw you on TV saying that demand for smaller
states would nullify the good work done by “Sardar Patel who like the
great leader, Bismarck of Germany, unified India by joining together
small princely states into big states.” You have now done a complete
flip-flop now and are now supporting smaller states like Bundelkhand,
Harit Pradesh and Telangana
Can we know Sir that what will be your position after a few more weeks?
Why have you prefixed “Thakur” before your name?
I have known you till now as someone who always positioned himself
as a champion for the cause(s) of Muslims and backwards. Suddenly
you have taken on the mantle of being a “Thakur”.
You have been using words like, “being a kshatriya, it is my duty to look
after my followers!” Your blog also has “Thakur” prefixed before your
name. Why this love for your caste with which you never earlier
identified with?
Is it that you now feel that with the marginalization of Rajnath Singh
ji and Jaswant Singh ji in BJP and with the relative sidelining of
Digvijay Singh ji in Congress, you can fill in the gap of being a Rajput
leader in the Hindi-speaking belt?
Dear Amar Singh ji. I like you quite a bit for the way you combine
straight talk with characteristic cunningness to further your political
game but of late I see that your straight talk has been replaced by a
self-defeating game of brinkmanship and the cunningness has given
way to self-inflicted sense of martyrdom.
And these two will not make a very Good copy out of you Sir!