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Father passing by his teenage daughter’s bedroom was
astonished to see the bed was nicely made and
everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an
envelopepropped up prominently on the centre of the
pillow. It was addressed

“Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the
letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing
you, but I’m leaving home.I had to elope with my new
boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Randy
and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him
you’ll like him too - even with all his piercing,
tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the
pas sion Dad, I’m pregnant and Randy said that he wants
me to have the kid and that we can be very happy
together. Even though Randy is much older than me
(anyway,42 isn’tsoold these days is it?), and has no
money, really these things shouldn’t stand in the way
of our relationship,don’t you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a
trailer in the woods and hasa stack of firewood for
the whole winter. It’s true he has other girlfriends
as well but I know he’ll be faithful to me in his own
way. He wants to have many more children with me and
that’s now one of my dreams too. Randy taught me that
marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and he’ll be
growing it for us and we’ll trade it with our friends
for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the
meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure
deserves it!!


Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how
t o take care of myself.
Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get
to know your
grandchildren.


Your loving daughter,
Rosie.


At the bottom of the page were the letters “PTO”.
Hands still trembling, her
father turned the sheet, and read:


PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at the
neighbour’shouse.I just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than my report card
that’s in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and
call when it is safe for
me to come home.

God was in the process of creating the Universe.

And he was explaining to his subordinates………

“Look everything should be in balance”.

For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels; here is the country of the United States .

I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time, I have given them insecurity and tension….

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes….

And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests…

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked… “God, what is this extremely beautiful Country here?”

God said…….”Ahah…that is the crown piece of all, INDIA .

My most precious creation! It has understanding and friendly people. Sparkling streams, serene Mountains.

A culture, which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold…..”

The angel was quite surprised “But God you said everything should be in balance.”

God replied - “Look at the neighbours I gave them.”

A young man who went overseas to study for quite a long time.
When he returned, he asked his parents to find him a religious scholar
or any expert who could answer his 3 Questions.

Finally, his parents were able to find a scholar.
Young man: Who are you? Can you answer my questions?
Scholar: I am one of God willing, I will be able to answer your
questions.

Young man: Are you sure? A lot of Professors and experts were not able
to answer my questions.
Scholar: I will try my best, with the help of God .

Young Man: I have 3 questions:
1. Does God exist? If so, show me His shape.
2. What is fate?
3. If Devil was created from the fire, why at the end he will be thrown
to hell that is also created from fire. It certainly will not hurt him at
all, since Devil and the hell were created from fire. Did God not think of
it this far?
Suddenly, the Scholar slapped the young man’s face very hard. Young
Man(feeling pain): Why do you get angry at me?
Scholar: I am not angry. The slap is my answer to your three questions.
Young Man: I really don’t understand.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young Man: Of course, I felt the pain.
Scholar: So do you believe that pain exists?
Young Man: Yes.
Scholar: Show me the shape of the pain!
Young Man: I cannot.
Scholar: That is my first answer. All of us feel God’s existence
without being able to see His shape… Last night, did you dream
that you will be slapped by me?
Young Man: No.
Scholar: Did you ever think that you will get a slap from me, today?
Young Man: No.
Scholar: That is fate my second answer…… .. My hand that I used to
slap you, what is it created from?
Young Man: It is created from flesh.
Scholar: How about your face, what is it created from?
Young Man: Flesh.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young Man: In pain.
Scholar: That’s it… this is my third answer, Even though Devil and also
the hell were created from the fire, if God wants,God willing , the hell
will become a very painful place for devil.