Bhookh (Tasveer ek Bharat ki)

Wo Raat Bhar Ubalti Rahi Patthar………

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Aur Bachhe The Ke Bhram Me Hi So Gaye….?

Hi friends!

Mene socha kya hamesha dukhi dukhi baat karni ?….

Chalo kuch muskuraht hi baant li jaye….

wo kahte he na..

“Shidte gum meri fitrat badal nahi sakte,

Kya karoon mujhe adat he muskurane ki”

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Naukrani: “Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai.”

Malkin: “Oh God!Call Doctor Fast”

Naukrani: “Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai.”

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Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun…

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this babys voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

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Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!

Husband: Why??

Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book “How to Cook”!!

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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

“COMING SOON"

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A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.

But the call goes to another woman.

They loved & got married.

Moral: an !dea can change ur wife

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Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me?

Don’t know??

He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house

EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW…

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A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note “This Bill is one year old”

He got his bill back with a note that read”Happy Birthday!”

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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, “I AM GOING”?

FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain….answer bata ke jaa..

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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

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Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, “Darr Nahi Lagta?”

Aadmi- “Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya.”

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Bin Laden’s son was studying in an American school.

Teacher asked him, ” I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children”

He answerd, “KILL ONE”

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Waiter gives bill to Sardar

Sardar: “Take my card.”

Waiter: “But sir, this is Ration Card.”

Sardar: “So what? U have writen outside

Shanti……

Kanhi to chal nahi rahi saal bhar sarkar ..

Kanhi desh chalane ki baat karte hen…

Kanhi myassar nahi do roti…

Kanhi coke-Pepsi ki barsaat karte hen…

Kanhi nahi andhero ke liye chirag…

Kanhi roshni ke khatir..din ko bhi raat karte hen..

Meri Nazar me to wo sab Kayer hen…

Jo ab bhi shaanti ki baat karte hen…

-Sunil Prahary

Durghatna

Ek jeep badi teji se aakar ruki aur samne se aa rahi maruti800 se takrane se baal baal bachi… Tayer ki tej aawaz ne mera dhyan us or khinch liya…Dono driver niche utar kar bahas karne lage. Ek ne kaha agar meri gadi me khnroch aa jati to me tere sare khandan ki_ _ _ _ …..is per samne wale ne uske ek jhanpad jad diya ..Bus fir kya tha dono ek dum guttham gutha ho gaye thodi der me hi dono lahu luhan the itna hi nahi unhone ek dusre ki gadi ke shishe bhi fod diye………………

Sum up..????????

Knyo???????????

Ek din koyela khadan ke mazdoor ki beti ne apni maa se puchha,

“Maa! khana knyo nahi banaya?”

Maa: Ghar me koyela karidne ke liye pese nahi he beta.

Beti: Knyo maa?

Maa: Tere baba ki naukri chali gai.

Beti: Kese maa?

Maa: Khadan band ho gaye na isliye.

Beti: Khadan knyo band ho gaye maa?

Maa: Godamo me koyela zyada ho gaya he. Malik log kahte hen ki abhi koyele ki jarurat nahi he. Isliye!

Beti: Lekin hame to zarurat he maa? Nahi he kya?

Maa gilee ankho ke saath chup ho gai.Uske pass is aasan se saval ka javab nahi tha.

Kya iska javab aapke pass he??????

-Anam

(Persented by: Sunil Prahary)

Sabse Khatarnak …….

Pulis ki maar sabse khatarnak nahi hoti,

Gaddari lobh ki mutthi sabse khatarnak nahi hoti,

Baithe bithaye pakde jana bura to he,

Per sabse khataranak nahi hota,

Apni si chhup me jakde jana bura to he,

Per sabse khatarnak nahi hota,

Jugnu ki lao me padna bura to he,

Per sabse khatarnak nahi hota,

Mutthiyan bhinch kar bas waqt nikal lena bura to he,

Per sabse khatarnak nahi hota…….

Sabse khatarnak hota he,

Murda shanti se bhar jana,

Na hona tadap ka,

Sab sahan kar jana,

Subah niklna kaam per,

Aur shaam ko ghar lot aana,

Sabse khatarnak hota he,

Hamare sapno ka mar jana…

Hamare sapno ka mar jana….

Hamare sapno ka mar jana???????????

—Pash…

(Persented by: Sunil Prahary)

Dear Friends!

Its not a wonder. Because these are indians. So it can b happen…..

Wed, Jul 8 10:21 AM

(with pix) Pahalgam (Jammu and Kashmir), July 8 (PTI) Situated on the banks of the icy Lidder river, a 900-year old Shiva temple is the only Hindu shrine in Kashmir valley which has Muslim priests. After the migration of Kashmiri Pandits from a nearby village, two Muslim priests - Mohmmad Abdullah and Ghulam Hassan kept the doors of the Mamalaka temple open and bells continued to toll.

“We not only took care of temple but also held ”aartis” everyday,” Ghulam Hasan told a visiting PTI correspondent here. Besides ensuring the safety of the 3-feet-long black stone “shivaling”, Abdullah and Hassan have ensured no devotee goes without prasad even for a single day.

Built by Raja Jai Suria, the temple was once a must stop over for pilgrims going to the Amarnath cave shrine in South Kashmir Himalayas.

Note: Pls. show this event to ur all friends…

- Only presentation by Sunil Prahary

Pari hoon me …mujhe chhuna na…door hi rahana…Pari hoon me…

Dear Friends!

Akhir Jessica ek ladki bhi to he…

Aur is per sirf ladkiyon ko hi nahi puri duniya ko naaz he….

Salam Jessica…..

Dear Friends!

Jessica is not inouf. U can’t touch her. Because she is a Black Belt Holder.

How u feel now???????

Hi Friends,

She is Jessica. Born without hand. U have meet her in my previous post.she is good dancer in child hood.Now also…

Greet..

Prahary