Hi friends!
Mene socha kya hamesha dukhi dukhi baat karni ?….
Chalo kuch muskuraht hi baant li jaye….
wo kahte he na..
“Shidte gum meri fitrat badal nahi sakte,
Kya karoon mujhe adat he muskurane ki”
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Naukrani: “Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai.”
Malkin: “Oh God!Call Doctor Fast”
Naukrani: “Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai.”
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Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The
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Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
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Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book “How to Cook”!!
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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
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A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
But the call goes to another woman.
Moral: an !dea can change ur wife
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Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me?
He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house
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A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note “This Bill is one year old”
He got his bill back with a note that read”Happy Birthday!”
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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, “I AM GOING”?
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain….answer bata ke jaa..
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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver
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Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, “Darr Nahi Lagta?”
Aadmi- “Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya.”
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Bin Laden’s son was studying in an American school.
Teacher asked him, ” I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children”
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Waiter: “But sir, this is Ration Card.”
Sardar: “So what? U have writen outside
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Regards
(If these hurt any one Pls. don’t mind..its only for fun…)
hahaha…bilkul sahi sunil bhai….gamo ke saath jisne muskarana seekh liya usne samjho jina seekh liya…gud going…keep it up…tc