The Rabbit Joke

A little rabbit happily running through the forest stumbles upon a
giraffe rolling a marijuana cigarette. The rabbit looks at her and
says, “Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health.
Come with me running through the forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so
much better!” The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it
and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing opium, so the rabbit again
says, “Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your
health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you’ll see,
you’ll feel so good!” The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor,
mirror and all, and then tosses them and starts running with the
rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to take a heroin
shot… The rabbit says “Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think
about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you
will feel so good!” The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and
starts to beat the hell out of the little rabbit.

As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask,
“Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!”

The lion answers….. …..
.

“That little devil makes me run around the forest like an idiot for
hours every time he’s high on cocaine!”