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What a Military Man gives for the Country

This came  from  a friend . I found it to be worth sharing
 
 
I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat
down in my assigned seat. It was going to be a long flight.
‘I’m glad I have a good book to read and perhaps I
will get a short nap,’ I thought.


Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came down
the aisle and filled all the vacant seats, totally
surrounding me. I decided to start a conversation.
‘Where are you headed?’ I asked the soldier seated
nearest to me.


‘Petawawa. We’ll be there for two weeks for
special training, and then we’re being deployed to
Afghanistan .


After flying for about an hour, an announcement was
made that sack lunches were available for five dollars…. It
would be several hours before we reached the east, and I
quickly decided a lunch would help pass the time….


As I reached for my wallet, I overheard soldier ask
his buddy if he planned to buy lunch. ‘No, that seems
like a lot of money for just a sack lunch. Probably
wouldn’t be worth five bucks. I’ll wait till we get
to base ‘


His friend agreed.


I looked around at the other soldiers. None were
buying lunch. I walked to the back of the plane and handed
the flight attendant a fifty dollar bill. ‘Take a lunch
to all those soldiers.’ She grabbed my arms and
squeezed tightly. Her eyes wet with tears, she thanked me.
‘My son was a soldier in Iraq ; it’s almost like you
are doing it for him.’


Picking up ten sacks, she headed up the aisle to
where the soldiers were seated. She stopped at my seat and
asked, ‘Which do you like best - beef or chicken?’


‘Chicken,’ I replied, wondering why she
asked. She turned and went to the front of plane, returning
a minute later with a dinner plate from first class.
‘This is yours with thanks…’


After we finished eating, I went again to the back of
the plane, heading for the rest room. A man stopped me.
‘I saw what you did. I want to be part of it. Here,
take this.’ He handed me twenty-five dollars.


Soon after I returned to my seat, I saw the Aircraft
Pilot coming down the aisle, looking at the aisle numbers as
he walked, I hoped he was not looking for me, but noticed he
was looking at the numbers only on my side of the plane.
When he got to my row he stopped, smiled, held out his hand,
an said, ‘I want to shake your hand.’


Quickly unfastening my seat belt I stood and took the
Captain’s hand. With a booming voice he said, ‘I
was a soldier and I was a military pilot…. Once, someone
bought me a lunch. It was an act of kindness I never
forgot.’ I was embarrassed when applause was heard from
all of the passengers.


Later I walked to the front of the plane so I could
stretch my legs. A man who was seated about six rows in
front of me reached out his hand, wanting to shake mine. He
left another twenty-five dollars in my palm.


When we landed I gathered my belongings and started
to deplane. Waiting just inside the airplane door was a man
who stopped me, put something in my shirt pocket, turned,
and walked away without saying a word. Another twenty-five
dollars!


Upon entering the terminal, I saw the soldiers
gathering for their trip to the base. I walked over to them
and handed them seventy-five dollars. ‘It will take you
some time to reach the base. It will be about time for a
sandwich. God Bless You.’


Ten young men left that flight feeling the love and
respect of their fellow travelers. As I walked briskly to
my car, I whispered a prayer for their safe return. These
soldiers were giving their all for our country. I could
only give them a couple of meals..


It seemed so little…


A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life,
wrote a blank check made payable to his country for an
amount of ‘up to and including my life.’

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Sing is King

Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs.  But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics … and since it was Lent,  they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.  The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a  Catholic.   After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass  … and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You  were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic.”
Santa's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.  The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the  neighbourhood.  The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa’s backyard, clutching a rosary and  prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.  
There  stood Santa,  holding a small bottle of holy water which he  carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: “Oye, you waz  born a chicken, and you waz born a lamb, you waz raised a chicken, and  you waz raised a lamb  but now yara, you are a potato and tomato”!

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That’s How the Fight Started

Dear All ,
 
thats what marriages are made of
 
That’s How the Fight Started. . . .
.

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.My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started…
******************************************
.When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive…
so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started…
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.After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I
was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.’
And then the fight started…
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.My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’
‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’
‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’
And then the fight started…
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.I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
“I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”
He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”"
Nah, she can order for herself.”
And then the fight started… 

 
Enjoy yourself and keep fighting all you married ones.. 

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Tensionwala Joke

TENSION
 

Ladki ne aapse lift mangi,
Raste mein uski tabiat kaharab ho gai.
Aapko TENSION !!
 
Aap hospital le gaye,
Doctor bola ' aap baap banne wale ho
Aapko TENSION !!
 
Aap bole ' Mai iska baap nahi !
Phir ladki se pucha
Ladki boli ' yehi baap hai.
Aapko aur TENSION.
 
Phir police ayi
Aapka medical check up hua.
Report aayi.
Aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte.
Aapko aur TENSION !!
 
Aap ne khuda ka shukar ada kiya aur aap Khushi Khushi ghar gaye !
 
Aur phir socha Ki ghar pe jo bachchay hai
Wo kiske hai ????????
 
Aapko Phir TENSION !!!!!!
 

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Exams and IPL

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Don’t Copy If You Can’t Paste

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
Said he: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added:”And that woman was my mother!”

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!”
The wife went wan with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out “… and I can’t remember who she was!”

Moral of the story: Don’t copy if you can’t paste!

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Test your happiness

One of the ways you can test your happiness is by testing your unhappiness. Sound strange?

Okay, here’s how it works. (Warning! this is a very powerful exercise so be prepared)

Think of something that would make you unhappy. For example: losing your house, or losing your family. Reflect on that for a moment. What would your feelings be? Sad? Miserable? Lonely? Suicidal?

Now really go for it and try to imagine the thing that would make you unhappy.

When I do this exercise. I imagine losing my family and I really do get to the point of being tearful.

Now, come out of the scene you were in and look at what you have. For example: if you pictured losing your family, look at your family now. How does it make you feel?

I always feel extremely grateful and look at them in a different way as if I have been given a second chance with them. This feeling lasts a long time before I slip back into my normal loving self. However, what it does is let me be thankful and never take them for granted.

So it is with life. We are so busy chasing the rainbow of happiness we forget what makes us happy now. We have to get that feeling back.

So many of us are working hard to make money, working long hours, nearly killing ourselves, all in the pursuit of happiness for us and our families when in fact if we loved our families first and loved the job we were doing we would find that happiness here and now and not in the future.

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Engineers are too smart


Ques: Prove that 2/10=2


Ans : Normal college students insist Question is “OUT of Syllabus”or incorrect.


but


Engineering Students never knows what is correct answer, he/she always think, we are Engineering student and so we should think differently and invent new miracles


So engineering student will solve this example as below


2=two,


10=ten.


therefore          Two/Ten = Two/Ten = wo/en.


w=23,


o=15,


e=5,


n=14.


therefore


w+o=23+15=38


&


e+n=5+14=19


Therefore     wo/en=38/19=2.


Hence Proved


FOR, Engineers ” It doesn’t matter ans kya hai, they say ans kya lana he.”

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African Lion and Gazelle

Every morning in Africa a gazelle awakens. He has only one thought in his mind to be able to run faster than d fastest lion. If he cannot than he will be eaten.


 Every morning in Africa a lion awakens.
He has only one thought in his mind to be able to run faster than d slowest gazelle.
 If he cannot he will die of hunger.
Whether u choose to be a gazelle or a lion is of no consequence.



It is enough to know that with d rising of d sun u must run & u must run faster than u did yesterday or u will die


This is the race of life

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Never Give Up

 


Don’t give up…..

One
day I decided to quit…I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality… I wanted to quit my life. I went to the woods to have one last talk with God.

“God”, I asked, “Can you give me one good reason not to quit?”

His answer surprised me…

“Look around”, He said. “Do you see the fern and the bamboo?”

“Yes”, I replied.

“When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them.
I gave them light. I gave them water.

The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor.
Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo.

In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful.

And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. He said.

“In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit.

In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. I would not quit.” He said. “Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Compared to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant…But  just 6 months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.

It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive.

I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle.”

He asked me. “Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, you have actually been growing roots”.

“I would not quit on the bamboo.I will never quit on you.”

“Don’t compare yourself to others.” He said. “The bamboo had adifferent Purpose than the fern..

Yet they both make the forest beautiful.”
“Your time will come”, God said to me.

“You will rise high”

“How high should I rise?” I asked.

“How high will the bamboo rise?” He asked in return.

“As high as it can?” I questioned.

“Yes.” He said, “Give me glory by rising as high as you can.”

I left the forest and brought back this story.

I hope these words can help you see that God will never give up on you.

Never, Never, Never Give up.

For the purest Soul Prayer is not
an option but an opportunity.

Don’t tell the Lord how big the problem
is, tell the problem how Great the Lord is!


 

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