Different types of Marketing

      1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

      her and say: “I am very rich.

      “Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing…”

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      2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a

      gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and

      pointing at you says: “He’s very rich..

      “Marry him.” -That’s Advertising…”

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      3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

      her and get her telephone number. The next day, you

      call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich.

      “Marry me - That’s Telemarketing…”

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      4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up

      and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour

      her a drink, you open the door (of the car)”Marry Me?” - That’s 

      Public Relations…”

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      5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks

      up to you and says:”You are very rich!

      “Can you marry ! me?” - That’s Brand Recognition…”

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      6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

      her and say: “I am very rich.. Marry me!” She gives you

      a nice hard slap on your face. - “That’s Customer Feedback…”

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      7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

      her and say: “I am very rich.. Marry me!” And she

      introduces you to her husband. - “That’s demand and supply gap…”

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      8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

      her and before you say anything, another person come

      and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she

      goes with him - “That’s competition eating into your market

      share ..”

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      9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

      her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your

      wife arrives. - “That’s restriction for entering new markets…”