Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
Onsite Co-ordinator is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team doesn’t care whether the child is delivered; they’ll just document nine months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.
Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
Human Resources Manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given nine months.
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the below comment was for diff types of marketing…. the present definitions of company nerds are true to the extend… cant be said more accurate.
Principles of Marketing by Philip Kotler………….. nicely extracted …. i guess you are an MBA student?
OMG! really wonderful! loved the project manager def the most!
real funny dude…. had a good time reading this
simply great definotions…:)
Very nice ones
As such, many of our professors, mostly the visiting faculty from industry are into the habit of cracking jokes which are actually sexist…. It is fine upto a limit and then it becomes ”typical” kind of. Nothing in relation to this post, but I got to remember them when I saw the topic 
Regards, (Rahul)
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haha..thats the way the corporate world works
good, very light & interesting
nice one ,gud knowledge,your blog made me smile….
good one…
Sarita Ji - Thanks. I am in the field of Finance & Accounts and fully aware of ins and outs of Corporate-World including boundaries made available to HR for their field play.Thanks
hehehehehehe…really good one!
gud joke…can”t stop my to laugh…
hmmmmmmm…..good one! tongue in cheek descriptins. lol!
jokes apart in big conglomerates kisko lena kisko nikalna saare instructions oopar(bahut oopar) se aate hai….HR only facilitates those decisions…. at least in india it happens that way… i am in HR…pehle hi hamare paas briefs aa jaate hain….we just act accordingly
i said all this in good faith, pls dont misunderstand me…your post really did make me smile!
LOLz- just baby stuff eh?