One pop-up just appeared from the corner of the screen - “Abbey, kya kar raha hai? ” … That was my friend Aniket on gtalk … “Kuch khaas nahi yaar, aise hi orkut pe timepass” was my reply … so the conversation began and it landed on the most discussed topic nowdays - “Shaadi” … So, i asked him “Koi bandi mili kya bhai?” …Aniket said - “Yaar gharwaalon ne profile toh bana dii hai, reply aa toh rahe hain , so we r looking into them ” …. Profile !! Replies !!! … Oye Shaadi.com !! “So, u have registered there?” I asked … “Nahi yaar, My folks back home have created for me” -said Aniket.Hmmm…It seems an interesting concept …I asked-”Tell me how can i see your profile ?”
“H11390721″ is my profile-id. U can search from that”-said Aniket….. Oh My God !! Thats - “One crore,thirteen lakh,ninety thousand,seven hundred twenty one” …. Thats like Twice the population of Switzerland ! … I bet -Given one year , we Indians can make Switzerland thrice its size ! This is one thing India can boast about 
Well, after going through Aniket’s profile … I wondered - There’s no harm going through some ‘good’ profiles ;-)… My Brain was shouting and jumping up and down crying out loud - ‘Get a life, u loser’ … But i ignored the warning (considering i m from software field) … So i just keyed in “My Criteria” 
and BAMM !! 63 Results found !! Wow man , i thought if i would have been Baadshah Akbar - i could have kept all of them !!! Damnnn it ..Born in the wrong Era !
But what happened to all these girls !!! Have all of them gotten their photo shoot done on the SUN !! Suddenly i remembered FACT NO 1 — In India-> Fair = Beautiful ; Rest all non-fair people r just bloody Indians . This leads to FACT NO 2 –> India is the one the most Racist country in the world !! But we never accept it !! That escorts us to FACT NO 3 –> We are big time Hypocrites !!
“Big Deal Man !! “- said my blood-pumping organ … “So they used a bit of photoshop on their photos - Why u making such a fuss about it !! ” … All these girls can keep one karwachaut vrat for the photoshop coder who wrote the algorithm for -“Increasing the Brightness !!!”
Suddenly one of the pic caught my attention - Girl standing and posing in front of a CUBICLE ! “She is one of us !”- shouted the Aorta artery now pumping the RBC’s and WBC’s at double the pace … So, i finally clicked on the pic ! And came a surprise - ” This profile has been set for registered users viewing only, Please REGISTER !” and opened a Registration page which asked me things like Kundali Yog, Sarp Dosh … !!! God knows what all crap!! So, that was a brief encounter on one of the most ‘Settle’ing sites …. Who knows i might be one of the creature of that community some day !!! God - Please help me ! Please !!
tarun r u a single boy whos writing all these blogs ……i would like to ask a interesting ques? how many minds do u hav……..
hey boys……..its THE GIRL here…. ur description of incidents r g8……
EK dum mast likha hai!…loved the read..:))
EK dum mast likha hai!…loved the read..:))
lolzzz………………too good!! enjoyed it thoroughly………….keep writing such experiences…..
Even men do, do the same photoshop not just women,i have seen guys who are very dark and still call themselves fair in mattrimony sites … but its cent percent true fair=beautiful more in case of women in India
Logged in yet or not????? Hmmmm… Nice one…..
hahahah… what a good writeup man…!
nice……
heyiiiii All the best, u may need it!
hehe.. good one.. and God help you? in marriage? forget it.. i believe that poor chap is still single.. marriage is the final frontier for even God..
hehehehehe….better luck next time… keep on trying to find brides (that is, if you already haven”t one) & keep us entertained with your “encounters” with profiles
lolz….good one…
u did catch the spirit of a first time user of these matrimony portals..i too was amazed when i tried registering my daughter…she yelled& screamed so much that i gave up..she is not interested but im sure a bit of persevearance& she will agree…soon i shall be going thru profiles to find someone nice for my dear daughter