My dear friend - matrimonial Profile Number - H11390721 came to my place. "Thanks yaar, u didn't mentioned my real name in your blog". Said Aniket. "No probs dude, what are friends for? Anyways if I ever want to reveal your name in any blog .It will be for that ''special yogasana'' that u practice at your home …Till that time I will try to 'control'. What say man?"
Aniket suddenly looked a little tense ' "Yaar, tu toh bura maan gaya. Tu hi toh mera saccha dost hai, mera bhai hai tu".
Me (grinning) ' "So, howz the bride search going man. When do we get to taste the marriage buffet ' thats the only time when I turn off my number-counter while eating - paani-puris".
Aniket- "You'll get it soon yaar. But I am not able to find any decent proposal yet. Whatever offers I have in my hand - Either she is 'too big' for me or kundali-problem or they look very shrewd (maybe their matrimonial profile tone set to ' "yakku", I thought) or they r from IT field"
"Wait 'Wait" ' I interrupted.. "What was the last bit u said about being in IT? You don't want a girl from IT field? Is It?"
Aniket- "Ya man, take it from me. U also don't marry any girl from IT. You will regret it dude"
Me- "Any specific reasons yaar? Why u have this grudge against them? Is it because that maid servant u had that u suspected for stealing your underwears secretly worked for Google?"
Aniket ' "TS, what happened to your male ego? Let me explain you, imagine this scenario- when your wife is a non-IT girl. You come late from office"
SCENE 1:
Me ' "I m back honey. Whats in for dinner?"
She ' "U r late today. Work in office is getting hectic..huh..”
Me ' "Yeah. Lots of work sweety. Today I was busy whole day making that traceability-matrix (Sounds like a ' fundu-techno-xenophobic thing as if I was designing Brahmos missile in office).
She ' "My poor baby …You work so hard … Look - I have cooked your favourite dish ' Chhole Bhature, And after that I'll give u a soothing foot massage"
(My Neck turns towards the wall ' A big grin on my face. Prem naam hai mera ' Prem Chopda).
"Now imagine she is an IT-Girl"
SCENE 2:
Me ' "I m back honey. Whats in for dinner?"
She ' "U r late today…Again… U r not that brilliant programmer anymore that I married "
Me ' "Today I was busy whole day making that traceability-matrix, sweety "
She ' "Thats an one page excel sheet ' U r getting worthless day by day"
(My Neck turns towards the wall ' I m thinking to bang my head against it or better bang hers).
Aniket ' "So, dude - Now, tell me the advantages of marrying an IT girl"
Me ' "Hmmm … There's quite a lot … How about I tell them in my next Blog" (Ohh man!! bloody hell task to accomplish ' can I make a traceability matrix instead 
i ”ll never marry an IT girl.I swear ???
ha ha… problems of marrying someone from the same profession… they know too much!!!
Brilliant!…:))
plain simple hilarious……..it took time to comment.ab baki post kal padhunga, hans hans ke thak gaya yaar,aas paas ke log soch rahen hain, mujhe kya ho gaya hai, why is this man smiling ear to ear!!!
lol.. they are stakes in marrying a IT girl
Now this one was just hailarious… Couldnt stop my rakshasi hansi…… Hahaaa………
@Soni - Yeah why not !! If she can work late, i too can cook …. And mere haath ke bane pulaav ka toh jawab nahi
right boy….ok but all IT gals are not that type . IT gal will come home after u have cooked for the night.
i was laughin all the way .
really funny , aaj ka trend in humuors way
gud one yaar..
:))))) one word of caution though: you never know what could a non-IT girl come up with, so don”t take them for granted either
good one
yaar so much for chole bhaturey! bahar se mangwa lena aisi bhi kya baat hai?!
RTM and QPM I feel are the only two useful KPAs ever. The rest everyone should be doing by default anyway. So if she is in IT she will perhaps empathize with the frustration of creating that crazy table and who knows you may get that chole batura afterall.
very interesting:)
Lovely frienship……..
nice post..
gr8 1 .. it was fun.. lol…
lol…..not only that…these days they dont get excels to make even!!
really funny man..u shld turn a scriptwriter…
Tarun…nice post…all the best
nice one
so nice…enjoying this
ohh my god now that sounds funny. but i belive that scene 1 nd 2 conversation is possible with any working woman not only it-girl all are same. so be prepared:)
nice one very hilarious
heheehehehe…..really good one….the way you spice up things with humor really makes your blogs fun to read.