"Tensile strength should be divided with or multiplied with Young's modulus– keeping elasticity as variable ….Hmmm ..TS, You are too late for physics.!!! ?!?!" ' This is what my mind was thinking when Sisodia Auntyji was sitting on the couch at my home. I was trying to calculate the time required by her to rupture the poor sofa apart. aBy the way, people who do not know Sisodia Auntyji ' she is 56-54-56. I guess this description is 'big' enough.:)
My friend Vipin was there at my place too. So, as the conversation struck, Vipin consulted ' "Auntyji, baal kaafi gir rahe hain aajkal. Koi upaay batao?"
"Beta,jaldi shaadi karlo warna problem ho jayegi. Abb toh halwaai ki kadhai chadwao aur shehnaai bajwaa do beta" ' replied Auntyji !….”What the hell is happening ' For all the bachelors ' they have a common solution for all their problems” - Vipin mumbled to me. But as I think now, I found this answer quite relevant in what I see in my daily life.
Weekdays : 7AM - I am standing on the bus stop for the office bus to come, listening to the sweetest girl on the planet ' RJ Gya on radio-one. And I see lot of young girls, jogging and doing brisk morning walk. All these r in 24-25 age group. The other category is of 50+ age oldies. The oldies I can understand are greasing and oiling their crank shafts. The young girls - Perhaps sitting on marriage time bomb so wanna be perfect before the D-day. But very less people in age group of 30-40!! My point is that after marriage, many of us don't feel the need to be 'visually lookable' anymore ' Baal gir rahe hain then what ' i don't need them anymore. They have already solved their purpose by getting me my wifey!!!
Future FLASH : Year 2035 ' I m driving my Black Honda Accord - lost in thoughts , listening to a powerful, deeply-meaningful , soul-stirring song …"Tak.tana.nana…Tandoori nights… Tandoori nights…. Tandoori nights…" 
… Suddenly I m surrounded by Police cars all around me. Officer on the siren is shouting ' "This is FIA (Fitness Investigative Agency) - TS get out of the car now. Put your hands on your head. You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent". I came out of the car, with my shivering voice i asked' "What I have done officer?"… Officer Smith-"You have been charged for developing that XXXL sized bean bag on your tummy." … Suddenly my face lits up with a wicked smile …I burst with laughter - "Haha…hahha… I got you officer Smith …I got’ya"…. And I point my fingers towards my car …The side mirror slides down and the camera zooms onto my WIFE sitting inside the car …"You see officer Smith, do u see that ' I m married. I don't need to be slim anymore. And also, i m loosing my hair too but I won't care for them ' I'll be a fat-bald moron. . You see, I have got the license for it. Do you have a problem with that? DO YOU ??”
[Saamaaj mein faili ek kureeti ko mitaane ke liye , meri ek chhoti se pehel ]
lol, wonder where this license is issued
sahi kahaa..shudnt be but still is. esp with indians since yahaan there is less fear of a divorce
So, the motivation to look good is only until one gets a spouse?….ha ha ha….. good one!
another humorous post……………..but a hidden mssg this time……………..i m glad i added u in my frnd list
I reached here after skipping from one Iland to another and I am so glad. There’’s lots here to make us smile.:-) By the way son, would you mind being a little respectful to the “oldies” in the 50-60 bracket? (You see that’’s where I fit in)We don”t want you to be poking fun at our creaking joints. Seriously, though, I think you have a point, although I wonder if that is what your Sisodia Aunty had in mind. People(both men and women) do tend to get a little sloppy after they get married. That’’s definitely not desirable. May be the youngsters reading this will take a hint and join the oldies walking it out:-)
i wonder how i missed your i land for so long yaar.great write ups…..and by the way, you just made me decide that i must go out i the morning too,that 30-40 bracket.lolz!
@Preethi - As of now the plan is for Accord only
…. Hope the xtraa free goodies dont come specially the bean bag 
hahahaa……. Hmmmm…. So this is what you have planned for yourself….
hey boy ur blog is interesting……..
humour with a msg . kool
wow, does it apllicable for galz too!!? I wonder here also ppl will discreminate??
Hi Tarun, by 2035 Honda would definitely come up with more elegant models, so may be you can keep that choice open :)) after all you don”t have to get married to the car… lol
ha ha ……………..very nice written…. enjoyed very much….jamegi tumari hamari.
Rajesh Bhai , i m not mocking anybody … And in the blog - the person i have made fun about is - ME only … Middle aged women do so much … i know that b”coz my mother belongs to the same category and i know how much she works and make sacrifices cant even be described … Its just a post about how we change priorities in life after we get married.
Bhai……. i laughed a lot…kyo ki mai ganja toh nahi par mota hu…….. shadi kar ke phas gaya yaar…mai kya karoo……. but sure you get married then see…if your hairs are not falling your wife will pull them all out! you can take your anger out on food then! Middle aged women are running double lives…managing kids, family and even office….dont mock them coz i wonder if they have time even for little rest?
very humorous post…………….
ekdam juda style……waah!!
great funda….
hehehe………..we have licence for everything man :)))
hahaahahaha…. i am writing this comment a good 3-4 mins after reading ur blog as i was laughing away all this time…. kya observation hai aur kya anokha andaaz hai usey pesh karne ka….lol…but very nice dissection of a “serious” social, oops, marital phenomena…grt humour, like always…liked it a lot!
bahut hi tarkik vishleshan jo samyik bhi hai,badhai…………..kim.
Your observation is correct, Tarun. Both girls and boys are very conscious about their fitness before marriage, but afterwards………..
very humuorous…………….
oh my god.. cool solution to hair fall