From: AniketSrivastava.06xx@gmail.com
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Message: "Check out her profile and let me know your take on it." -Aniket.
This was the mail sent by Aniket to me. The attachment had the screen-shot of an orkut profile of a girl named Deepti Srivastava. Aniket had distinctly market her location with Red Oval (Four months of bench has made my friend the master of all sophisticated tools like ' Paintbrush, Notepad and calculator :). As the matter had involved the usage of Paintbrush i knew Aniket was serious about her. So, as the investigation began ' one line caught my attention & i replied to Aniket.
"Abort the mission and report to base. Roger that Soldier. We have got a broken arrow. I REPEAT ' Extreme turbulence expected ' Return to base NOW!!!"
Just one sec after i hit the "Send" button - "♫ .Tere bina zindagi se koi shikwaaaa toh nahiiiii …. ♫ ' Oops my cell is ringing. Aniket was on the line ' "Whats with this reply TS!!… Didnt u noticed -She is from Kanpur ' so am I. She is also a 'Kayastha' Brahmin. She will be lucky to have me yaar!! "
"Kayashtha Brahmin - Is it? Really !! You are a 'Kamina' Brahmin!!! The person who can't 'go' in the morning unless he sucks onto a cigarette butt. Who dips chicken pieces in whiskey before eating because you like 'drunk-chicks'!! .And the paijaama-faad dance that you do when you achieve nirvana after drinking…" ' My temper suddenly shot up.
Aniket - "TS plz rukk jaa yaar ' Itni beizzati kaafi hai aaj ke liye. Tu toh dil pe le leta hai yaar. You know' i love you' man!!"
Aniket had used the "143 protocol" without being drunk. I could figure out he was getting senti.
"Acha problem kya hai yaar ' woh bata tu mujhe?" ' Asked Aniket
I replied - "Didn't u noticed in her profile? Under Ideal match she has written "He should be loving and caring"
"Is there any problem with that?" ' Asked Aniket
"Oh man!! You are a rookie ' Let me explain it to you . Imagine ' You are married to her. You are all 'loving and caring'. Suddenly one fine (!!) day- You are in a shopping mall ' You have got shopping bags in one hand. Pulling trolleys from the other hand. Little Teelu is hanging around your neck. And Teelu just had a 'operation yellow storm'. 
You are fighting with the traumatizing winds of sulphur Teelu is creating. Meanwhile she is also in a big dilemma ' she is not able to decide whether to buy 'Recova' or 'Olay' to cover her black goley(circles) :). Just then you notice- Teelu's left shoe's lace is open. You say ' "Darling 'Can u please look at Teelu's shoe" . "Thud" …"Thud"… (Noises of recova and Olay being hammered to the shelves)… As u see her approaching towards you ' Teelu also lets his flood-gate open… And you are covered with nitrogenous nutrients now …She shouts' "You couldn't take care of one little thing. You are NOT that LOVING and CARING anymore!!!!"
[Pun and Sarcasm intended - Btw I m also looking out ' And she should be loving and caring ;-)]
lol kya yaar bichare ko khamkha dara diya
he he he……nice
very nice post….
gr8 one
Intelligent..and humourous
great……haa…haaa
SUPER HUMOROUS!!………THANXS
kuch jyada naheen ho gaya? heheeee
oh my god…thats hilarious…literally sqeezing my nose thinking of that nitrogenous air around:-)……yuk:-)….badhiya likha hai …..n dnt worry i m sure ur loving n caring wud read this one n laugh on it…
ha ha ha… loved it, absolutely!!!
gr8
:)enjoyed reading
very nice……
:)….:)…………:)
hmmm…
absolutely funtabulous…..aur kya bolun tarun, thoroughly enjoyed.i am glad that you are here in this iland.humor is of utmost important, and you provided quality humor.thanks!
lolzzz….nice one to read…..pleasure read……RAJ
hahahaaaaa good one..
Nice one,btw,we all hope u get your loving and caring one…$
hahaha… TS… too good man… !!!!.. keep writing… nd B LOVING ND CARING..;)hahahahaha……….
good writing…dont u feel no one can b really loving and aring…but u deserve to be a very good realistic cunselor to all ankits in world…,
enjoyed reading
Hehehe….. its funny one….
It was fun reading your blog. Happy hunting!
hmmmmmmmmm. gud get going indeed. bravo!!!!!!!!!!
good one
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa………. Cant stop it you see……. Kya baat hai.. Your friend is an example of ideal match…. Meanwhile, hope you are distinct from him…….. Heheeeeeeeee……….
enjoyed reading ur post, Tarun..
hahahahaha….. lovingly put together ideas in a very caring manner…my suggestion is that you stay away from aniket for a while….bahut pyaar aur care se tumhe sabak seekha dega!!! lol….. good write-up with a large dose of humour & tarunisms….great going pal,keep it up!