Ever You Wonder (Some stray thoughts ..)

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  Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

• Why, any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner?

• If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

• Why ‘abbreviated’ is such a long word?

• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

• Why, when you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now?

• If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

• Why is it that people say they *slept like a baby’ when babies wake up every 2 hours?

• Why, as soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold?

• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

• Why, when a deaf person has to go to court, it is still called a hearing?

• If you’re driving at the speed of light what would happen if you turned on the headlights?

• Why great discoveries are made by mistake?

• Why, when you transport something by car it’s called a shipment and when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?

• Why do they call a single TV a TV set?

• Why, a good listener is usually thinking about something else?

• If vegetarians eat only vegetables what do humanitarians eat?

• Why are wrong numbers never busy?

• Where does your lap go when you stand up?

Why do they call them runways at airports and not flyways?

• Why, after your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch?