B P L

BPL

First class, second class, third class'

There are many classes all over the country'.

But,

We,

'We are middle class'

We are making the classes

There are some upper and

Super duper classes

Let them stay there where they are

We are the deciding class

This, recently we captured from the

Super duper classes

With the help of our beneficiary friends

Don't think too much?

But,

First, second, third, like these classes

Seems to be bearable to us'..

But you know?

There are some classes under the level

Of our foots and below of them

We hated to tell their names

We ashamed to show them to you

We felt dirty to think about them

Since last two decades we were searching for a

Suitable class name for these scoundrel groups

We are always the winners!

A few years back we classified them

With an invisible narrow string'''?

We selected some group of scoundrels

To stay above the invisible line

And we are calling them A.P.L

And all other bloody dirty groups of

Scoundrels to be kept the below of this

Invisible narrow string permanently

And we are calling them B.P.L

Now

This is the flourishing time of the scoundrels

They are flooded everywhere in the country

We really fed up with these bloody scoundrels

These groups must have to survive until end of the world

Without loosing and losing any of their originality

With their cultural and vultural habitats

That's what we the modern groups

Were planning and thinking and we pressed our

Governments in to action with a special vision and mission

Which we extended our full support to keep these scoundrels

Long live scoundrels' scoundrels to be always scoundrels..!!

Otherwise how can we say?

We are the middle class''!!

Without our support

How can these bloody BPLs survive?

We want special reservation for them?

We want special playgrounds for them?

We want special ponds/wells/bathrooms/toilets for them?

We want special villages for them?

We want special names for their villages?

We want special huts for them?

We want special languages for them?

We want special schools for them?

And

Shouting are their speeches

Sickness is their happiness

Untouchability is their touchability

Sympathy is their empathy

Service to them is butchery

Pains of punishments are their food of digestion

Therefore

We are for them, protecting them with all means.

We don't like to have any lose to them

We don't allow them to loose any potentiality

Of their cultural habitats and ancestral properties

Even a single drop of it will be unbearable?

Otherwise

How can their girls have babies without a man or marriage?

How can their girls become a woman without puberty?

How can they celebrate deaths with drums without spraying Gangajal?

How can they make fire in the forest unless there is a tree or a plant?

Therefore we decided

With and without our friends of all levels

Without any difference of colours glittering on our flags

We pledged to extend our whole hearted service together

One thing we have to be in mind

Billions and trillions are flowing to downwards

These billions and trillions will be ours only'..

We are practising the super duper corporate sharing methods

With the help of international money laundering links

Our expertise in this matter is internationally accredited and merited

The billions we are floating will be ours only cuckoo'.!

This is a social thinking'?

The fields we are labouring will be ours only comrade'.!

If the situation occurs we will make this slogan as shield

To keep this bloody scoundrels always to be BPLs

We are having many slogans in our store-rooms

So

Come and have a hi with us

Go and have a shame in your life

Our buttocks and pockets thickening every day

Their stomachs and cheeks bulging every day

Our posh bungalows, castle houses, super apartments

Always with celebrations of festivals with heavenly drinks

And our beloved prince and princesses are in fairy mood

Flourishing and celebrating with the aspirations of the real heaven?

There, in their huts

Valli, the girl and Chelli, the mother

Always with their huge bulged stomachs

Increased their numbers every then and now

Their beloveds Maadan's and Marutha's

Bodies were floated here and there'.?

Still we are confident

We will make more and more Projects,

Thousands of projects,

For the new generations of this

Bloody BPL groups'.!

To keep up them always to be

At their level of

BPLs.

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I am so sorry BPLs

Because I am also one of you!

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Note: Recently United Nations Organisation revealed global poverty situation. In their report India has 445 millions as BPL level. Our respective State and Central governments are going on a gimmick of enumeration exercise to counter this truth?

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T. K. UNNI

25-06-2009