Finally…..a lighter note on recession…..hope you all would like it
An engineering student tells his sweeper brother: "I have a degree, I have the skills, I have a social standing…. what do you have? The sweeper replies: "I have the job."
A man: I have four sons. One is a share broker, other is a Jet Airways employee, third is an investment banker. Fourth is a panwallah and he runs the household.
What's the difference between Investment Bankers and
A director decided to award a prize of Rs 10,000 to one who gives the best idea to save company money during the recession. It was won by a executive who suggested reducing the prize money to Rs 1,000.
Bush was asked about the economic crunch. He said it was his favorite candy bar.
And the best of all…..
What worries me most about the crunch is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped "insufficient funds", I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's.