IF U WANT TO MAKE GOD LAUGH …….TELL HIM YOUR FUTURE PLANS….
Archive for April, 2009
God & KIDS PART-3
April 30th, 2009KIDS PART-2
April 30th, 2009
KIDS WILL BE KIDS
A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair.
“Don’t be angry,” the mother says, “your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts.”
A short while later, there’s more crying, and the mother goes to investigate.
This time the sister is crying and her brother says, “She knows now.”
GOD’S MOTHER? ?????
April 29th, 2009
GOD’S MOTHER?
It was a bitterly cold day, and a young boy was shivering on the sidewalk. His clothes were ragged, his shoes had holes in them, and he had no coat at all. A woman noticed the boy and took pity on him.
“Are you lost?” she asked. “Where are your parents?” The boy shook his head and shrugged.
She took him to a clothing store and bought him a complete set of clothing, including shoes, coat, mittens and a cap. Then they ate lunch at a nearby McDonald’s, while she wondered how to make sure he *had* a home to go to.
The youngster was overjoyed at all this, and as he finished his milkshake he asked, “Are you God’s mother?”
The gentle woman smiled and answered, “Oh, no! I’m just a child of God.”
The boy said, “I knew you had to be related to HIM!”
JESUS — DO YOU KNOW HIM?
April 28th, 2009
In the photograph u can see how god hands save a person from falling when his parachute tears off….this happens with all of us……HIS HANDS ARE ALWAYS THERE SOMETIMES VISIBLE…SOMETIMES INVISIBLE…..
JESUS — DO YOU KNOW HIM?
There was an atheist( one who doesn’t believe in GOD) couple who had a child. The couple never told their daughter anything about the Lord.
One night when the little girl was 5 years old, the parents fought with each other, and the dad shot the mom, right in front of the child. Then, the dad shot himself. The little girl watched it all.
She then was sent to a foster home. The foster mother was a Christian and took the child to church.
On the first day of Sunday School, the foster mother told the teacher that the girl had never heard of Jesus, and to have patience with her.
The teacher held up a picture of Jesus and said, “Does anyone know who this is?”
The little girl said,
“I do — that’s the man who was holding me the night my parents died”.
OUTLOOK…….NEGATIVE OR POSITIVE….
April 27th, 2009
TWINS — DIFFERENT OUTLOOK
A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a gloom pessimist.
Just to see what would happen, on Christmas, their father loaded the pessimist’s room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist’s room he loaded with horse manure.
That night the father passed by the pessimist’s room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly.
“Why are you crying?” the father asked.
“Because my friends will be jealous, I’ll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I’ll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken,” answered the pessimist twin.
Passing the optimist twin’s room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. “What are you so happy about?” he asked.
To which his optimist twin replied, “There’s got to be a pony or horse for me as a surprise gift, in here somewhere!”
THIS IS REALLY BAD………
April 27th, 2009When I opened my iland today, I saw a friend request from Mr.Tariq pending with me….when I visited his iland, I was shocked & surprised to see that he has copy pasted everything from my blog, even photographs…….this is really upsets me…..all my work, and my poetry is written for sumone special in my life…..and for me my poetry is my sentiments……I really don’t want to write anything on this iland anymore…….
GOD & KIDS PART 1
April 25th, 2009
A little girl was running to church, wearing her new dress. She kept praying on the way, “Don’t make me late Lord. Don’t make me late Lord.”
As she was crossing the street she tripped and fell, which ripped her new dress and got her dirty too. Then she prayed, “Don’t make me late, Lord, but don’t push either!”
AT NIGHT
April 24th, 2009
At night……….
At night I lay and think of you hoping my wishes and dreams come true
At night I wonder can this be the end is this all that’s left
At night I wish we could go to the way things were
At night I lay and cry about the things that happened and how it all ended
At night I lay and think of us, I mean you and I
At night I realize there’s no more us At night I dream of us together again At night I wish for us to be together again But in the morning I realize it was all………. At Night….I wonder why death apart us ? Why do you left me alone in this world full of strangers….May you rest in peace Manju
Judaai Maut Hoti Hai
April 22nd, 2009
Judaai Maut Hoti Hai
Suno Jana
Judai Maut Hoti Hai!
kabhi fursat mile to dekhna patton ka girna tum,
ke jab ye shajar se gir ke zameen par aan partey hain
to kaise raunde jate hain.
kabhi rukhsat ke lamhon mein
kisi ki aankh se behte hue ansoo ko dekhoge,
Tu shayad jaan jaoge,
Judai maut hoti hai.
Abhi tum ne muhabbat ke baraste bheegte mausam nahi daikhe,
Abhi tum titliun ke rang muthi main chupate ho,
Abhi tum muskarate ho
Suno jana !
kabhi jo zindagi ne ajnabi veeran rahon par
Tumhari ye hansi cheeni
Tu phir ansoo bahaoge
Tum itna jaan jaoge .
JUDAI MAUT HOTI HAI
JUDAI …..
April 15th, 2009
Berukhi barrh jaayegi tu mujhse juda ho jayega.
kya khabar thi khuda mujhse itna khafa ho jayega.
Tu ne itna bhi na socha chorr kar jatey hue.
Tere bin kitna koi beaasra reh jaayega.
Kis ne jaana tha banega jab hamara Aashiaan
saara gulshan Bijlioon ke ham-nawa ho jayega.
Ik zaraa si der ki judaai bhi sahi jati nahin.
dekhna yeh dard hi ik din dawa ho jaayega.
