MOON

A boy came home from school with a zero on his paper. “Why did you get a zero?” his mother asked.

“That’s not a zero!” the boy answered. “My teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon.”

OH NO!

For weeks, a six-year old boy kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but he made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.

The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, “John, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?”

John burst into tears, and said: “I think Mommy ate it!”

IF U WANT TO MAKE GOD LAUGH …….TELL HIM YOUR FUTURE PLANS….

KIDS WILL BE KIDS

A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair.

“Don’t be angry,” the mother says, “your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts.”

A short while later, there’s more crying, and the mother goes to investigate.

This time the sister is crying and her brother says, “She knows now.”

DON’T PUSH

A little girl was running to church, wearing her new dress. She kept praying on the way, “Don’t make me late Lord. Don’t make me late Lord.”

As she was crossing the street she tripped and fell, which ripped her new dress and got her dirty too. Then she prayed, “Don’t make me late, Lord, but don’t push either!”